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MadMatt
10-04-2007, 05:14 AM
This stupid joke has been bugging me for 2 days now. I can remember the punchline, but not the setup. Here it goes:

Cowboy 1: What's wrong, is he sick?
Cowboy 2: No, he's just a little horse.

I know the setup has to do with a small, possibly miniature, horse and the fact that Cowboy 1 finds him weird. However, I cannot figure out what the setup is.

I know it is a stupid joke and a hack play on words, but it has kept me chuckling to myself for some reason. Now it is bugging me because I can't remember the whole thing.

Any help would be appreciated - and please feel free to post the jokes you need help with. Another example: "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" I love that punchline but don't think I ever knew the setup.
IamPixie
10-04-2007, 05:16 AM
I dunno. But did you hear the one about the baby seal that walked into a club?







































Sorry.:flush:
MadMatt
10-04-2007, 05:17 AM
:lol:

Funny, but you aren't helping.

:lol:
Hottub
10-04-2007, 05:29 AM
No. It's just vanilla ice cream. :lol:
TooLowBrow
10-04-2007, 05:36 AM
cowboy 2: I'm worried about Sarah Jessica Parker

Cowboy 1: What's wrong, is she sick?
Cowboy 2: No, she's just a little horse.

(im waiting for her to call me and tell me that im not being nice)
FUNKMAN
10-04-2007, 05:55 AM
i'm a frayed knot
Furtherman
10-04-2007, 06:28 AM
King Kong's Balls!?!?!?
buzzard
10-04-2007, 02:47 PM
Flip Wilson,I've got Monday off!


I said posse!


help me find the keys to my Mack truck and we'll drive outta here!


hello bastard,the shits on the table & Mom and Dad are upstairs fucking.


Smell her face!


Thanks for this thread,I needed those brain cells!:dry:
Snoogans
10-04-2007, 02:50 PM
There once was a man from nantucket
Hottub
10-04-2007, 02:53 PM
Well, I sure don't want any fucking pancakes!
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
10-04-2007, 02:53 PM
No. It's just vanilla ice cream. :lol:

That's one of my favorite jokes!

http://www.wildlife-photography.net/wildlife-photos/small-47/confrontation-small.jpg
Hottub
10-04-2007, 02:54 PM
That's one of my favorite jokes!

http://www.wildlife-photography.net/wildlife-photos/small-47/confrontation-small.jpg


Excellent use of visuals, Fuzzy!
led37zep
10-04-2007, 02:55 PM
help me find the keys to my Mack truck and we'll drive outta here!


This one I actually know. But I don't wanna be like Pitz and ruin a perfectly good bit.
SouthSideJohnny
10-04-2007, 03:20 PM
Cowboy 1: What's wrong, is he sick?
Cowboy 2: No, he's just a little horse.

I know the setup has to do with a small, possibly miniature, horse and the fact that Cowboy 1 finds him weird. However, I cannot figure out what the setup is.

I don't know the setup for the joke, but I remember they used it in "Top Secret" (sorta funny Val Kilmer flick) when there was a little horse pulling a carriage. The horse was singing and started coughing. Nick asked if he was okay and the response was "he's just a little hoarse / horse".
OGC
10-04-2007, 03:38 PM
This stupid joke has been bugging me for 2 days now. I can remember the punchline, but not the setup. Here it goes:

Cowboy 1: What's wrong, is he sick?
Cowboy 2: No, he's just a little horse.

I know the setup has to do with a small, possibly miniature, horse and the fact that Cowboy 1 finds him weird. However, I cannot figure out what the setup is.

I


Sounds familiar, does it have something to do with pants ?
sailor
10-04-2007, 03:40 PM
ok, everyone, coffee break's over...back on your hands.
buzzard
10-04-2007, 04:00 PM
That wasn't rice it was lice...she's been dead for 3 weeks!



and you,young man have won the right to marry my daughter,what do you have to say for yourself?......................MMMMppppppmmm-MMMPPPPPppphhh!


rubber balls and liquor.



the little acorn grew & grew and one day said Gee I'm a tree!




Rats big motherfucking rats!
:bye:
sailor
10-04-2007, 04:04 PM
i'm just glad i always keep my condoms in my car.
Hottub
10-04-2007, 04:05 PM
Rats big motherfucking rats!
:bye:

Rat. A motherfucking rat, with a cock this long!!
Bossanova
10-04-2007, 04:13 PM
This stupid joke has been bugging me for 2 days now. I can remember the punchline, but not the setup. Here it goes:

Cowboy 1: What's wrong, is he sick?
Cowboy 2: No, he's just a little horse.

I know the setup has to do with a small, possibly miniature, horse and the fact that Cowboy 1 finds him weird. However, I cannot figure out what the setup is.

I know it is a stupid joke and a hack play on words, but it has kept me chuckling to myself for some reason. Now it is bugging me because I can't remember the whole thing.

Any help would be appreciated - and please feel free to post the jokes you need help with. Another example: "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" I love that punchline but don't think I ever knew the setup.

I thought it was:

Why does the pony have a soar throat?

Cause he's a little horse
Hottub
10-04-2007, 04:14 PM
How far is the "Olde Log Inn"?

Can you hold my ass, while I grab my cock and pullet?
TooLowBrow
10-04-2007, 04:24 PM
the little acorn grew & grew and one day said Gee I'm a tree!




Rats big motherfucking rats!
:bye:

i dont know these two. can someone please give the set up/
buzzard
10-04-2007, 04:26 PM
Bowel move...teepee full of shit!


when the Foo shits...wear it!
Fezticle98
10-04-2007, 04:28 PM
Why not? He's a fungi!
TooLowBrow
10-04-2007, 04:31 PM
'no soap, radio!'
SatCam
10-04-2007, 04:32 PM
This stupid joke has been bugging me for 2 days now. I can remember the punchline, but not the setup. Here it goes:

Cowboy 1: What's wrong, is he sick?
Cowboy 2: No, he's just a little horse.

I know the setup has to do with a small, possibly miniature, horse and the fact that Cowboy 1 finds him weird. However, I cannot figure out what the setup is.

I know it is a stupid joke and a hack play on words, but it has kept me chuckling to myself for some reason. Now it is bugging me because I can't remember the whole thing.

Any help would be appreciated - and please feel free to post the jokes you need help with. Another example: "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" I love that punchline but don't think I ever knew the setup.

The first one has several setups. The one I'm familiar with is a pony walks into a bar and tries to order a drink, but the bartender can't understand him. He then says "Sorry, I'm just a little horse"


I don't think the second one has a setup, you just say that when someone says the word "rectum"


Guy 1: So the doc took a look at my rectum...
Guy 2: rectum? damn near killed em!
Fezticle98
10-04-2007, 04:33 PM
Have you heard the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on the lifeboat?

No, I said hand me the buoys!
TooLowBrow
10-04-2007, 04:35 PM
I don't think the second one has a setup, you just say that when someone says the word "rectum"


Guy 1: So the doc took a look at my rectum...
Guy 2: rectum? damn near killed em!

i hate that whole non-setup situation/pun as much as 'thats what SHE said' and comparing things to your left testicle
buzzard
10-04-2007, 04:38 PM
Good Morning Mrs. Prussy!
sailor
10-04-2007, 04:41 PM
'no soap, radio!'

omg, i thought a few of my friends were the only ones to know that elephant joke. as funny as taking someone snipe hunting.
TooLowBrow
10-04-2007, 04:47 PM
omg, i thought a few of my friends were the only ones to know that elephant joke. as funny as taking someone snipe hunting.

elephants? its penguins! 3 in a tub. they drop the soap...elephants?!?
sailor
10-04-2007, 04:49 PM
elephants? its penguins! 3 in a tub. they drop the soap...elephants?!?

i heard it with two elephants in a tub.
TooLowBrow
10-04-2007, 04:57 PM
i heard it with two elephants in a tub.

of couse being able to change it around is the whole fun of the joke