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mikeyboy
10-05-2007, 02:08 PM
Now that "Unmasked" is in full swing and is starting to be a strong draw for current and legendary comics, what comics would you like to see Ron unmask in the coming months?

Tenbatsuzen
10-05-2007, 02:13 PM
Now that "Unmasked" is in full swing and is starting to be a strong draw for current and legendary comics, what comics would you like to see Ron unmask in the coming months?

Sam Kinison.

That being said, I wouldn't mind Ron getting into Chapelle's head.

jafter
10-05-2007, 02:19 PM
I talked to Ronnie about this and he would have loved to have interviewed Carlin. That would have been a great show. He told me that was the first one that was done before he started.

Since Carlin is out I would like to see Ronnie have John Cleese or Carl Reiner.

danner1515
10-05-2007, 02:32 PM
Neil Hamburger, or more realistically, Doug Stanhope.

cupcakelove
10-05-2007, 02:35 PM
Carrot top.

Dan G
10-05-2007, 02:46 PM
Steven Wright

Bill Cosby

underdog
10-05-2007, 02:50 PM
Jerry Seinfeld, Louis CK, and Jim Gaffigan

BoondockSaint
10-05-2007, 02:53 PM
Brett Butler
Louie Anderson

docloren
10-05-2007, 02:57 PM
Current - Louis CK

Classic - Don Rickles

Totally ungettable but would be cool - Jay Leno

ChrisTheCop
10-05-2007, 03:03 PM
Norm McDonald

Dan Akroyd

Bill Murray

MHasegawa
10-05-2007, 03:04 PM
Denis Leary, Paul Mooney and George Carlin

docloren
10-05-2007, 03:06 PM
Norm McDonald

Dan Akroyd

Bill Murray

3 good ones. I think Kathleen would explode if Ronnie B and Bill Murray were in the same studio together.

ChrisTheCop
10-05-2007, 03:09 PM
Norm McDonald

Dan Akroyd

Bill Murray

3 good ones. I think Kathleen would explode if Ronnie B and Bill Murray were in the same studio together.

Thanx budday, but now that I cant get this question out of my head...I wanted to add a chick:

Sara Silverman.

lleeder
10-05-2007, 03:12 PM
Chris Rock
Eddie Murphy

buzzard
10-05-2007, 03:20 PM
Larry Storch

Tim Allen

Rita Rudner

Lewis Black

Joan Rivers

Gilbert Gottfreid(cuz Ron might kill him!)

Jon Stewart

BoondockSaint
10-05-2007, 03:25 PM
http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/200px-UnknownComic.jpg

DolaMight
10-05-2007, 03:26 PM
Norm McDonald

Dan Akroyd

Bill Murray

Very nice call Officer Tazealot, Murray and McDonald were gonna be my alive picks. Dangerfield was my dead one.

Honorable mentions - Billy Connelly, Bill Burr, Larry David.

PS - Glad to see you supporting my hometown talent (Norm and Akroyd)

Tall_James
10-05-2007, 03:33 PM
Rita Rudner. Just so I can hear the following exchange....

Fez (introducing): "Tonight on Unmasked, Rita Rudner!"
Ron: "Are you fucking kidding me? Get this skinny hack a sandwich and a bus ticket outta here!"

Hottub
10-05-2007, 03:36 PM
Dave Chappelle. I want Ronnie to get into this guys head!

Andrew "Dice" Clay. The number one comic in America, reduced to a psychotic nothing. (For real, not quoting Opie)

Mel Brooks.

BassetHound
10-05-2007, 03:38 PM
Billy Connolly

Eddie Izzard

Bossanova
10-05-2007, 04:09 PM
Pat Cooper

landarch
10-05-2007, 04:49 PM
I'm with Jafter. I'd love to see John Cleese unmasked

spoon
10-05-2007, 05:28 PM
Richard Pryor

spoon
10-05-2007, 05:30 PM
Hbox and Judge Smails.

TeeBone
10-05-2007, 05:33 PM
I'd like Ronnie to get to the bottom of why KEVIN MEANY has done the same act for 20 years. For some reason however; I laugh every time I hear it. Guilty pleasure I suppose.

FUNKMAN
10-05-2007, 05:35 PM
John Mulrooney

Fezticle98
10-05-2007, 05:39 PM
Harlan Williams

MadMatt
10-05-2007, 05:47 PM
I would like to see Ron unmask Robin Williams.

I think if anybody could keep Williams focused and get him to open up, it would be Ronnie.

I would also like to see Billy Connolly (although he was already mentioned). He is a fascinating guy and incredibly popular in Europe.

foodcourtdruide
10-05-2007, 05:55 PM
Current - Louis CK

Classic - Don Rickles

Totally ungettable but would be cool - Jay Leno

Good call! Leno would be amazing. I'd probably go with Cosby.

Tallman388
10-05-2007, 05:56 PM
Otto & George, or just Otto apologizing for George

epo
10-05-2007, 06:01 PM
I would love to see:

David Cross
Zack Galifianakis
Maria Bamford

I wish but he's dead: Bill Hicks

Among the legends I'd like to see David Letterman.

ShabbyDoll
10-05-2007, 07:11 PM
In an ideal world:

Woody Allen
David Cross
David Letterman

MikeB
10-05-2007, 07:13 PM
Now that "Unmasked" is in full swing and is starting to be a strong draw for current and legendary comics, what comics would you like to see Ron unmask in the coming months?

Larry David
Dane Cook (Dont like him at all but it would be interesting...tourgasim really didnt do a good job of unmasking him.)
Bill Burr
Ron Bennington (Unmask yourself sir!)

Axem Red
10-05-2007, 07:16 PM
Zach Galifinakis
Robert Schimmel
Doug Stanhope

GreatAmericanZero
10-05-2007, 07:39 PM
i wanna see ron unmask my budday David Cross!

http://b7.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00450/74/71/450561747_l.jpg

Angelfuck
10-05-2007, 07:45 PM
does christopher walken count? ron "unmasking" him would be fuckin awesome
it would be incredibly interesting to see Ronnie crack Louis C.K.'s act too, I love louie but it always seems like he's 'hiding behind someone else' as Mr. Newhart so eloquently put it, and louie is really an amazing comedian I need to know how he does it! :p
Burr definitely
and dave fuckin chappelle of course
now Im just listing ones already posted

Axem Red
10-05-2007, 07:49 PM
Oh! What about Simon Pegg and Ricky Gervais? I know Ronnie is huge about Gervais.

EffMeBoobs
10-05-2007, 09:20 PM
I would love to see:

David Cross
Zack Galifianakis
Maria Bamford

I wish but he's dead: Bill Hicks

Among the legends I'd like to see David Letterman.

I'd also like to add Patton Oswalt, Eugene Mirman, and Brian Posehn to the above roster.

Not comedians really but I like Penn and Teller and that would be a unique Unmasked.

WVF
10-05-2007, 11:10 PM
Colin Quinn needs to happen. But it probably won't.

Gervais would be awesome as well.

contentsky!
10-05-2007, 11:27 PM
Statler and Waldorf!

jerkwaterUsa
10-06-2007, 05:07 AM
Joan Rivers

I like to see whats under that skeletor mask she wears.

clockworkjoey
10-06-2007, 05:33 AM
I would like to see Ron Bennington talk to himself for an hour.

Coach
10-06-2007, 05:38 AM
I know he was a coke head...but who was the Unknown Comic? Howie Mandel?

RENFIELD
10-06-2007, 09:13 AM
HOW ABOUT ROBIN WILLIAMS ?

Oh wait... it has to be a comedian
or at least someone interesting....


although he used to be funny back pre-mork
he's had decades to 'coast' (and get high)

he doesn't speak a 'line' you can't add.. " aww min (mindy) " to...

IamFogHat
10-06-2007, 09:17 AM
Definitely Dave Attell, I would love to know what's really going on inside that man's head.

clarkgrizzwald
10-06-2007, 12:05 PM
Living
Bill Cosby
Woody Allen
Henry Rollins, I know he's not a stand up but I love his spoken word performances and i've always wanted to hear Ronnie B interview him
Dead
Lenny Bruce
Pryor

reillyluck
10-06-2007, 12:28 PM
Charlie Murphy. because eddie murphy sucks.

sailor
10-06-2007, 01:12 PM
i don't know that he's done much stand-up and a few people have mentioned him already, but i'd love to see john cleese.

BabyLuvWhatley
10-06-2007, 01:45 PM
Living
Bill Cosby
Woody Allen
Henry Rollins, I know he's not a stand up but I love his spoken word performances and i've always wanted to hear Ronnie B interview him
Dead
Lenny Bruce
Pryor
Bill Hicks




There, I fixed it for you. :)

yeti
10-06-2007, 01:52 PM
The one and only RONNY B.

I Like Almonds
10-06-2007, 02:37 PM
Steve Martin.

Let's try to forget about The Pink Panther and Cheaper by the Dozen.

torker
10-06-2007, 03:02 PM
http://www.bestshowticketslasvegas.com/blog/UserFiles/Image/art-l2.jpg

GreatAmericanZero
10-06-2007, 03:31 PM
Charlie Murphy. because eddie murphy sucks.

i was watching Eddie Murphy on "inside the actors studio" and all i could think was "Fuck this guy!" The guy never did a movie for the art or the love of acting, its always for the paycheck...he could care less about making something great (because i think he is a talented enough actor to do something great) and its sad. True he is one of the richest actors in the world, but he is really working below his abilities.

and dreamgirls sucked

I Like Almonds
10-06-2007, 03:46 PM
i was watching Eddie Murphy on "inside the actors studio" and all i could think was "Fuck this guy!" The guy never did a movie for the art or the love of acting, its always for the paycheck...he could care less about making something great (because i think he is a talented enough actor to do something great) and its sad. True he is one of the richest actors in the world, but he is really working below his abilities.

and dreamgirls sucked

He also has no passion for standup. He hasn't performed in something like 20 years, and he has said he has no interest in doing it again.

IMSlacker
10-06-2007, 06:31 PM
My first choice is Gary Shandling, second choice is Marc with a c.

HAWK4475
10-06-2007, 09:12 PM
Doug Stanhope. Patriece O'Neal, Steven Wright, and Dave Attel.

lleeder
10-07-2007, 07:51 AM
i was watching Eddie Murphy on "inside the actors studio" and all i could think was "Fuck this guy!" The guy never did a movie for the art or the love of acting, its always for the paycheck...he could care less about making something great (because i think he is a talented enough actor to do something great) and its sad. True he is one of the richest actors in the world, but he is really working below his abilities.

and dreamgirls sucked

What about The Golden Child? That was clearly an artistic decision.
"My dear, sweet brother Numpsy! ":clap:

RADIO-SHARK
10-07-2007, 08:21 AM
I,d like to see Ron interview himself.

STC-Dub
10-07-2007, 10:07 AM
Ron Bennington unmasks himself?

zildjian361
10-07-2007, 12:21 PM
Dice lil Jimmy Norton.:smoke::drunk:

Badinia
10-07-2007, 01:55 PM
Dice lil Jimmy Norton.:smoke::drunk:

Good news! Jimmy has already been interviewed and Dice will never work again.

I second Zach G, Dave Attell and Steve Martin.

BoondockSaint
10-07-2007, 01:58 PM
i was watching Eddie Murphy on "inside the actors studio" and all i could think was "Fuck this guy!" The guy never did a movie for the art or the love of acting, its always for the paycheck...he could care less about making something great (because i think he is a talented enough actor to do something great) and its sad. True he is one of the richest actors in the world, but he is really working below his abilities.

and dreamgirls sucked


You've obviously never seen Pluto Nash or Norbit. He was robbed of 2 Oscars right there.

midwestjeff
10-07-2007, 02:03 PM
Good news! Jimmy has already been interviewed and Dice will never work again.

I second Zach G, Dave Attell and Steve Martin.

I think it's high time Ron took your mask off!

http://www.badinia.com/

TooLowBrow
10-07-2007, 02:05 PM
I,d like to see Ron interview himself.

Fez should do Ron, who else knows more about him?

Badinia
10-07-2007, 02:06 PM
I think it's high time Ron took your mask off!

http://www.badinia.com/

Har! Yes, since I have now featured in Medford, Oregon, I have much wisdom to share with the people.

BoondockSaint
10-07-2007, 02:06 PM
Frank Caliendo. Well, more beheaded than unmasked.

TooLowBrow
10-07-2007, 02:08 PM
chevy chase,
i wish he could've done mitch hedberg or dangerfield.
who do you wish he couuld've done?
carson?

Axem Red
10-07-2007, 02:10 PM
It would have been great for him to have done Bill Hicks or Lenny Bruce.

TooLowBrow
10-07-2007, 02:16 PM
It would have been great for him to have done Bill Hicks or Lenny Bruce.

he can just do denis leary

epo
10-07-2007, 03:03 PM
he can just do denis leary

Impossible! Leary wouldn't know how to react since Hicks never had the chance to be Unmasked by Ronnie.

zildjian361
10-07-2007, 03:08 PM
Good news! Jimmy has already been interviewed and Dice will never work again.

I second Zach G, Dave Attell and Steve Martin.
stay in oregon no comedy clubs?:smoke::drunk::wink:

Ay Kay Forty2
10-07-2007, 03:41 PM
I'd enjoy David Cross or Patton Oswalt.

samnyc
10-07-2007, 03:51 PM
balky bartokomous

EddieMoscone
10-07-2007, 03:57 PM
My favorites from those already mentioned:

Billy Connolly
Steve Martin
Larry David (if Steve Somers can get him on his show, Unmasked should be an easy sell.)
Steven Wright

On a wing and a prayer:
Jim Carrey. He's got to be one seriously fucked up dude to wear all of his masks. Ron would have a tough job there.

torker
10-07-2007, 04:06 PM
Todd Hillier
http://www.commelec.forces.gc.ca/images/bios/no_pic_e.gif

contentsky!
10-07-2007, 04:07 PM
Mel Brooks

IMSlacker
10-07-2007, 04:16 PM
Mel Brooks

Or, Albert Brooks.

Badinia
10-07-2007, 04:21 PM
Or, Albert Brooks.

Ooh, that's a good one!

AnnoyedGrunt
10-07-2007, 05:24 PM
I doubt it would be good, but it would be interesting if the XM suits made him unmask Larry the Cable Guy.

drjoek
10-07-2007, 07:43 PM
Larry David

aceofspades7
10-08-2007, 06:37 AM
steve martin - we played wild and crazy guy, let's get small, and the steve martin brothers constantly back in the day. they are still some of my favorites.

Chip Vaughn
10-08-2007, 11:32 AM
Jerry Seinfeld - this was my first choice, noticed someone mentioned it on page 1

Steve Martin

Chevy Chase

A lot of these comics listed would be great...I'm sure they will get a lot of good acts

Just thought of one not yet mentioned that would be amazing

Jerry Stiller

JPMNICK
10-08-2007, 11:34 AM
Vince Vaughn

buzzard
10-08-2007, 11:46 AM
one more...Phyllis Diller...let's see If Ron can keep from vomiting or she can keep from decomposing.:smoke:

joethebartender
10-08-2007, 11:50 AM
I'd love to hear ron interview Zach Galifiniakis. He is one funny fucker.

smapdee
10-08-2007, 02:38 PM
Jake Johanson - He's mainly working Vegas now but his stuff from the early 90's killed.
Jonathan Katz - just for the irony of it.

nassue
10-08-2007, 04:32 PM
Kevin Smith would make for a great Unmasked

i know he's not a stand-up comic but he's a great comedic writer and his q&a sessions are pretty gosh darn funny

roefmLI
10-08-2007, 05:06 PM
Eddie Izzard....I'm fascinated.

2 inteligent, intelectual(sp.) funny guys head to head....awesome

Chris from TX
10-09-2007, 06:36 AM
Definitely Louis C.K.-- I cannot get enough of him. HI-Larious, HI-LARious!

...And Billy Crystal, just so Ronnie can ask him about the black jazz musician. "Can you dig it? I knew you could."

TooLowBrow
10-09-2007, 07:51 AM
Definitely Louis C.K.-- I cannot get enough of him. HI-Larious, HI-LARious!

...And Billy Crystal, just so Ronnie can ask him about the black jazz musician. "Can you dig it? I knew you could."

people laugh at billy crystal because he does that old black jazz voice, but i saw his play '700 sundays with morrie' and hes got a lot of shit going on. he can do lots of things with the emotions of an audience.

Marc with a c
10-09-2007, 08:24 AM
I think colin quinn might be interesting.

klaus_kinski_Jr
10-09-2007, 08:26 AM
John Cleese
Albert Brooks
Don Rickles
Zach Galfanakis
Louis CK

TooLowBrow
10-09-2007, 09:03 AM
sarha silverman. what DOES she see in jimmy kimmel?

ShabbyDoll
10-09-2007, 02:20 PM
Wait a minute... The SNL folks have been mentioned, but let's give some love to SCTV. Other than the great John Candy, the original cast members are still alive. Those guys changed the landscape of improv and television comedy forever.

We know Ronnie lerves the Chris Guest flicks so how about trying to get Eugene Levy or Catherine O'Hara? Ramis, Moranis or Dave Thomas even? There's some gold, I tell ya.

JPMNICK
10-09-2007, 02:22 PM
Hassan

Hottub
10-09-2007, 02:24 PM
Hassan


OUCH!!!

:smile:

AlabamaMan
10-09-2007, 02:38 PM
Me, I would like to be interviewed. I could talk about my Lunch Reports:dry:

BabyLuvWhatley
10-09-2007, 06:18 PM
would Rupert Pupkin be possible?

Chip Vaughn
10-10-2007, 07:43 AM
would Rupert Pupkin be possible?

No...But Joel Rifkin might...

OneEyeJack
10-10-2007, 07:48 AM
Uncle Floyd

scorpion
10-10-2007, 09:00 AM
How about

Richard Belzer

Rob Schneider (saw his stand up and it was really funny)

dmac1476
10-10-2007, 09:07 AM
Richard Jeni?

dmac1476
10-10-2007, 09:37 AM
FROM HIS BLOG...GENIUS
I should have known something was going to happen. The day was too perfect. I was driving down to Philadelphia with Robert Kelly. We were having a great time, doing what all comics do when they ride to gigs. We were breaking each other..s balls, telling pussy stories, and trashing every comic and club owner in the business.

As I recall, it was a beautiful day.

RED FLAG ..1: Tragedy always happens on a beautiful day. It..s like the universe is balancing itself. If you ever get a blowjob on a sunny day, don..t leave your house, because you are going to get run over by an ice cream truck. It..s just how the world works. Some negative would have to come along to offset the warm breeze and that beautiful ..light as air.. feeling in your nuts. :wallbash:

howmanyfingers
10-10-2007, 04:03 PM
I'm trying to think of a comic book hero whose identity has never been revealed. Ah f- it, the joke would have sucked anyways..

AnnoyedGrunt
10-10-2007, 04:45 PM
I'm trying to think of a comic book hero whose identity has never been revealed. Ah f- it, the joke would have sucked anyways..

The Generic Super-Hero?

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/generic.htm

drusilla
10-10-2007, 06:58 PM
don't feel like reading the whole thread to see if it's been said but, pat cooper.

epo
10-10-2007, 08:31 PM
How about

Rob Schneider (saw his stand up and it was really funny)

Isn't that illegal according to the Geneva Convention to even say? It certainly sounds like a crime upon humanity.

Off to the Hague for you!

S0S
10-11-2007, 07:47 PM
Rich Vos,
Louis CK,
Patrice O'Neal,
Robert Kelly,
Greg Giraldo,
Otto & George,
D.L. Hughley,
Doug Stanhope,
Tracy Morgan,
Dr. Dirty,
Lewis Black,
Dane Cook,
Wayne Brady,
Dave Chappelle,
Steve Martin,
Eddie Murphy,
Colin Quinn,
Jerry Seinfeld,
Dom Irrera,
Jim Carrey,
Jim Gaffigan,
Demetri Martin,
Denis Leary,
Steven Wright,
Bill Burr,
Joe Rogan,
Bobby Lee,
Joe Derosa,
Stephen Lynch,
Dov Davidoff,
Dante Nero,
Nick DiPaolo,
Darrell Hammond,
Arsenio Hall,
Harland Williams,
Cedric the Entertainer,
Sean Rouse,
Russ Meneve,
Brent Butt,
Billy Connolly,
Dennis Miller,
Bonnie McFarlane,
Nathaniel Bryan
etc

lleeder
10-12-2007, 03:59 PM
Richard Jeni?

He got Unfaced.

CountryBob
10-13-2007, 04:32 AM
Pat from Moonachie of course!

ultramega
10-17-2007, 06:49 AM
Pat Cooper
Tommy Chong
Louis Black

Gorman
10-17-2007, 07:42 AM
Chris Rock would be interesting

miggiecee
10-17-2007, 10:41 AM
nick swardson and amy sedaris

Rockvillejoe
10-19-2007, 12:08 PM
Did anyone suggest shelly berman? the alter cocker still has it. Stories galore: Mike Nichols, joan rivers, phyllis diller-kick it old school. not so old school: my hero: chris elliott.

check out this singer. i say put her on just because she is fucking hot and can sing her ass off. I'll pay her freight from australia as long as i get a front row seat.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45WY57lS708&NR=1

p.s. I hope I'm allowed to post this, mikey!

RAAMONE
12-04-2007, 08:18 AM
are they still doing these...did they take a break for a while...are they not doing unmasked anymore? i know there are still some that havnt aired but i havnt heard about them taping any recently

TrevorDodds
12-04-2007, 09:41 AM
i think xm should switch it up and let fezzie unmask nick swardson. we all know how well it worked out the first time. it left me wanting more.

Golfman
12-04-2007, 02:15 PM
Billy Connolly

Eddie Izzard

Don't know much about Billy Connolly, but Eddie Izzard would be a blast. The IQ's would be through the roof. Although the whole interview would be over my head!

Also,
Jim Gaffigan
and that one dude that writes stuff on his big notepad, I like his style of thinking

update: Demetri Martin I think is his name

predators1998
12-04-2007, 09:37 PM
Pat Cooper
Tommy Chong
Louis Black

I'm surprised it took this long for Tommy Chong to show up. I wouldn't mind Attel, Schimmel, or Louis CK for the younger, and Pat Cooper, Joan Rivers, and Jackie Mason to represent the old school. Wow, that's a lot of Jew showing up.

t!llman
12-16-2007, 07:40 PM
Ron Bennington unmasks himself?

I was going to post a thread about this but found it here -- but how great would it be if Ron could interview himself..?!?!

Amazing interviewer, Amazing subject, Creator of Smoke Pants -- would be pretty awesome..!!

anyway, looking forward to this Tuesday..!!

nassue
12-18-2007, 03:40 PM
Dave Attell --- He's got a new DVD and he's fucking hill-air-e-ous.

c'mon davey plug plug plug

midwestjeff
12-18-2007, 04:13 PM
John C. Reilly

Esswhy
12-18-2007, 05:21 PM
Tracey Morgan

Dennis Miller

Bill Murray

Norm MacDonald

NewYorkDragons80
12-18-2007, 06:54 PM
Chris Rock and Bill Murray would be brilliant.
Gilbert Gottfreid(cuz Ron might kill him!)
I don't get this.

And why is Carlin impossible?