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LordJezo
10-08-2007, 04:06 AM
Whoops, I had no idea.

A couple of weeks ago I was in a pretty cool bathroom that had a big mirror on the wall facing the toilet. It was a dark creepy bathroom with graffiti on the wall and some swell lighting that really put a neat glow on the person, me, who was using the facility. I snapped a pic of myself in that mirror and then sent it over to my friend.

Well, it turns out my phone cuts off a bit more of the bottom of the image than I thought. There I was, thinking that it was a picture of my stomach area up standing in a mirror looking dumb, there he is on his phone getting a picture of me with my ball bag hanging out of my pants as i take a piss.

Then things get awkward. He gets a picture of my scrot and then I send him a message a day later asking him what he thought of the picture. I want to know what he thought of the goofy image he got, he wonders if I want to know what he thought of my bag. A few days later while at his house my fiancee brings up the subject as to if I am a gay man. The situation gets awkward for him and he changes subject as to not have to bring up the topic of me sending pictures of my exposed crotch to other men, meanwhile I still have no idea that I sent it to him.

Today I am deleting all of my mail images off the server and I see the full shots. I get to the bathroom picture and check it out one more time before I delete it. Towards the bottom I see a pink mass of flesh hanging out of my pants. I look closer and see that the image is not just me in a bathroom, but me standing in this dark bathroom holding my bag posing for a picture in a mirror. The screen on the phone does not show the full image and this whole time I had no clue I had send him me with bag in hand.

I feel a bit like those toolbags on eBay who take a picture of their teapot while naked and put the picture up on their auction, not knowing that their naked reflection is in the image someplace.

ScottFromGA
10-08-2007, 04:12 AM
Its My Yambag!!!! Oh!!!!!!!

Marc with a c
10-08-2007, 04:12 AM
Now more then ever I'm glad I'm not your friend.

Yerdaddy
10-08-2007, 04:43 AM
I just think it's pretty ballsy of you not to have resigned your Idaho seat yet, Senator.

TheMojoPin
10-08-2007, 05:33 AM
I just found out LordJezo could be even more horrifying.

Kris10
10-08-2007, 06:37 AM
You have a lot of issues lately my friend.

cupcakelove
10-08-2007, 06:39 AM
Do you wake up some mornings and say to yourself, 'I know, today I'm going to freak out an entire message board'?

TooLowBrow
10-08-2007, 06:39 AM
this thread is useless without pictures

buzzard
10-08-2007, 06:54 AM
It just never ends with you does it Jezo! :dry:

Kris10
10-08-2007, 06:55 AM
this thread is useless without pictures

How bad could this pic be??? lol I'm sorta curious. :unsure:

IamPixie
10-08-2007, 06:59 AM
I feel violated.

LordJezo
10-08-2007, 07:25 AM
How bad could this pic be??? lol I'm sorta curious. :unsure:

I could censor it a bit for the board and post it somehow if you'd like, but no raw footage, I don't think posting sac pics are allowed.

Plus I don't want pure sac on this board, might ruin my presidential career later in life.

Death Metal Moe
10-08-2007, 07:37 AM
http://www.timslagle.com/blog/ignore.jpg

JPMNICK
10-08-2007, 07:38 AM
I could censor it a bit for the board and post it somehow if you'd like, but no raw footage, I don't think posting sac pics are allowed.

Plus I don't want pure sac on this board, might ruin my presidential career later in life.

you should PM it to Jon and Mikey 1st to make sure they think it is appropriate

LordJezo
10-08-2007, 07:50 AM
you should PM it to Jon and Mikey 1st to make sure they think it is appropriate

PM sent.

I think they are okay, I censored them but they get the point across.

JPMNICK
10-08-2007, 07:56 AM
BTW before they even post in here

Mikey and Jon, your welcome

TooLowBrow
10-08-2007, 07:58 AM
this thread is useless without pictures

i was kidding!

cupcakelove
10-08-2007, 08:01 AM
BTW before they even post in here

Mikey and Jon, your welcome

You are evil.

LordJezo
10-08-2007, 11:43 AM
Well, Mikeyboy gave the OK so here is the proof. Sorry Moe, no thread baiting here, although I am sure some of you might want to bate a little bit after seeing the beauty of where my sac could be.


So as I said earlier, I took a picture in a bathroom, I thought it was just my stomach up with me looking like a toolbag in a bathroom with junk on the walls and a light coming up from somewhere down below.

http://www.78west.com/board_images/crop.jpg

That's what I saw on my camera and that's what I thought I sent to my friend. Pretty innocent, just me hanging out in a dark room doing nothing much of anything. It could be anywhere and I could just be standing around. Unfortunately what I actually sent him was this:

http://www.78west.com/board_images/full.jpg

Yeah. So when I sent him a text message asking him what he thought of my picture he gets worried that I am now asking him what he thought of my junk.

I need to be a bit more careful with these things in the future.

Doogie
10-08-2007, 01:20 PM
I hope for his sake you are 18. I would hate to see this guy arrested for having kid porn.

Gvac
10-08-2007, 01:21 PM
I soooo wish I was Lord Jezo's friend.

And not just for the random ball sac pics.

lleeder
10-08-2007, 01:26 PM
I hope for his sake you are 18. I would hate to see this guy arrested for having kid porn.

He's of age but in cock size he's a toddler at best.

TooLowBrow
10-08-2007, 01:26 PM
Look at this ballbag!

































http://www.sportwheels.ca/seasonalcoolstore/soccer_ballbag.jpg

Stankfoot
10-08-2007, 01:40 PM
Whoops, I had no idea.

.....It was a dark creepy bathroom .....

"creepy" seems to follow you around ...

lleeder
10-08-2007, 01:44 PM
a pink mass of flesh hanging out of my pants

What an awful image that conjures up! :blink:

drjoek
10-08-2007, 01:45 PM
Memo to self
Never take out cell phone/camera in Bathroom.

spoon
10-08-2007, 02:01 PM
BTW before they even post in here

Mikey and Jon, your welcome

Nice! Keep those fuckers on their toes!

zentraed
10-08-2007, 02:01 PM
funniest thread i've read in a long time:lol:

TheMojoPin
10-08-2007, 02:13 PM
Was this "friend" Sheepy?

Hottub
10-08-2007, 02:18 PM
"tap tap tap"

mdr55
10-08-2007, 02:19 PM
So......did he ask you out yet? Or are you playing hard to get.

Kilgores Feet
10-08-2007, 02:21 PM
I would just like to take this opportunity to publicly thank Lord Jezo for sending me that pic.

Uncensored available to the highest bidder.

SouthSideJohnny
10-08-2007, 02:25 PM
[QUOTE=LordJezo;1481254]A couple of weeks ago I was in a pretty cool bathroom that had a big mirror on the wall facing the toilet. It was a dark creepy bathroom with graffiti on the wall and some swell lighting that really put a neat glow on the person, me, who was using the facility. I snapped a pic of myself in that mirror and then sent it over to my friend.
. . . .
A few days later while at his house my fiancee brings up the subject as to if I am a gay man. /QUOTE]

Taking pictures of a bathroom (no matter how cool it is) and sending them to a buddy is NOT the most hetero thing in the world. Not judging, I'm just saying . . .

TheMojoPin
10-08-2007, 02:25 PM
I never knew Multiple Miggs posted here. It's nice to have a celebrity around!

OGC
10-08-2007, 02:50 PM
What this thread is really missing is a great big No Homo,
but then again, maybe that oversight was intentional.

zildjian361
10-08-2007, 02:59 PM
Its My Yambag!!!! Oh!!!!!!!

Its My Yambag!!!! Oh!!!!!! Priceless for everything else there's Master card.:laugh:

torker
10-08-2007, 03:08 PM
http://www.thelin.net/laurent/cinema/films/tt0082517/30314.jpgOh you are nuts. N-V-T-S...nuts!