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TonyBagels
10-09-2007, 11:12 AM
You're in your car, I don't know, perhaps stalled in an intersection, but that's not important. You see, roughly 5 seconds before it hits you, a tractor trailer barreling down on you. There is no way to avoid your impending wreck and death. You can't get out of your car, the reasons aren't important. So you have 5 seconds to think before you get decimated, what do you hope the truck is hauling?
http://ai.volpe.dot.gov/CrashProfile/National_Profiles/bluetruck2.JPG
http://www.dot.state.oh.us/roadwayengineering/standards/Documents/FAQ/TL-5%20vehicle.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/Suzanne57/Mack-truck-blog.jpg
MadMatt
10-09-2007, 11:17 AM
A horrible bio-weapon that will take out the 4 surrounding states along with me.
:devil2:














Wow - that was dark. Even for me. :down:
RAAMONE
10-09-2007, 11:17 AM
babies
cupcakelove
10-09-2007, 11:19 AM
A soapbox car shaped like a toilet.
DolaMight
10-09-2007, 11:24 AM
You're in your car, I don't know, perhaps stalled in an intersection, but that's not important. You see, roughly 5 seconds before it hits you, a tractor trailer barreling down on you. There is no way to avoid your impending wreck and death. You can't get out of your car, the reasons aren't important. So you have 5 seconds to think before you get decimated, what do you hope the truck is hauling?
http://ai.volpe.dot.gov/CrashProfile/National_Profiles/bluetruck2.JPG
http://www.dot.state.oh.us/roadwayengineering/standards/Documents/FAQ/TL-5%20vehicle.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v423/Suzanne57/Mack-truck-blog.jpg

I dunno about what it's carrying, but I do know if the truck driver has driven on ice before he'll avoid me and keep on trucking.

Any truck driver who just drives on bare pavement is not a real trucker. They have the driving skill of a little girl in a barbie power wheels car.
RAAMONE
10-09-2007, 11:27 AM
i'm guessing your a fan of that ice trucker show(or whatever its called)never seen it but heard it was good
Hottub
10-09-2007, 11:27 AM
Dildos. Lots and lots of dildos!!

What a way for my family and friends to remember me! Let them try to explain what happened to grandpa to my future grandchildren.


HAHAHAHA!:devil2:
buzzard
10-09-2007, 11:31 AM
fireworks might as well have a display or flame retardant foam...hope springs eternal
Jujubees2
10-09-2007, 11:43 AM
I'm hoping that it's October and that A-Rod is driving the truck because we all know that A-Rod doesn't hit anything in October!
clockworkjoey
10-09-2007, 11:43 AM
Tampons!
JPMNICK
10-09-2007, 11:46 AM
i hope it is hauling food to a homeless shelter and it all spoils so they starve
Earlshog
10-09-2007, 11:47 AM
I'm hoping that it's October and that A-Rod is driving the truck because we all know that A-Rod doesn't hit anything in October!


http://markitdown.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cory_lidle.jpg

hey thats not funny
Jujubees2
10-09-2007, 11:48 AM
http://markitdown.mlblogs.com/photos/uncategorized/cory_lidle.jpg

hey thats not funny

Yeah, I can hear Suzyn Waldman crying....
mendyweiss
10-09-2007, 11:49 AM
Hostess cupcakes. Nothing like going out in an avalanche of cream filling !!
Keotok
10-09-2007, 11:54 AM
http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2881606/2/istockphoto_2881606_coffins_and_graves.jpg
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/57/Shovels.jpg/800px-Shovels.jpg
Marc with a c
10-09-2007, 12:01 PM
jesus
Dougie Brootal
10-09-2007, 12:23 PM
Dildos. Lots and lots of dildos!!

What a way for my family and friends to remember me! Let them try to explain what happened to grandpa to my future grandchildren.


HAHAHAHA!:devil2:

good choice! that way no one will ask any questions about the one in your ass when they pull your corpse from the wreckage!:tongue::drunk::lol::laugh:



:banning:
Hottub
10-09-2007, 12:51 PM
good choice! that way no one will ask any questions about the one in your ass when they pull your corpse from the wreckage!:tongue::drunk::lol::laugh:



:banning:

You mean the one I nicknamed "Dougie Brootal?:thumbup:
marky2bucks
10-09-2007, 01:16 PM
bottles of 21 year old scotch

I think people will find it somewhat ironic that I was killed by alcohol, but not in the normal way
STC-Dub
10-09-2007, 01:51 PM
Blood
Keotok
10-09-2007, 01:54 PM
Mexicans
Dougie Brootal
10-09-2007, 02:03 PM
You mean the one I nicknamed "Dougie Brootal?:thumbup:

now everyone knows why i wanted to keep that name so bad!
DarkHippie
10-09-2007, 02:09 PM
terrorists
DolaMight
10-09-2007, 02:11 PM
black time machines
Friday
10-09-2007, 04:13 PM
Mexicans

hey! :p

i want my truck to be filled with fortune cookies.
oh the irony.....
Hottub
10-09-2007, 04:18 PM
Hey Badinia, would Hottubs be ironic?

Nah. Just stupid.
TooLowBrow
10-09-2007, 04:21 PM
logs, then id hope that brian regan read about it
torker
10-09-2007, 04:54 PM
Jerry Reed, Fred and a trailer full of Coors.
Keotok
10-09-2007, 05:31 PM
hopes and dreams
Snoogans
10-09-2007, 05:44 PM
umm, i dont think it would ever cross my mind. pretty much id be thinkin FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...then i wouldnt be thinkin anymore
torker
10-09-2007, 06:03 PM
and why am i stalled in the intersection?
drjoek
10-09-2007, 06:44 PM
Indians that get scattered along dawns highway bleeding
Snoogans
10-09-2007, 06:45 PM
and why can't I get out of the car?
SatCam
10-09-2007, 06:48 PM
a fresh shipment of new transmissions and door locks for the same model car i have
TonyBagels
10-10-2007, 01:59 AM
i'm guessing your a fan of that ice trucker show(or whatever its called)never seen it but heard it was good

nor have I, I'm just a sick twisted bastard who thinks of this crazy, morbid shit


Hostess cupcakes. Nothing like going out in an avalanche of cream filling !!

ewww
TonyBagels
10-10-2007, 02:02 AM
Mexicans

Hey, Friday should be sitting in the seat, not the back of the truck :bye:
TonyBagels
10-10-2007, 02:03 AM
Indians that get scattered along dawns highway bleeding

that's a metaphor for indians who were in a car accident (what a dope)
TonyBagels
10-10-2007, 02:06 AM
and why am i stalled in the intersection?
and why can't I get out of the car?

It doesn't matter, but for the sake of the argument, lets say you were already bounced around in an accident, the car has wedged against another and your doors are damaged enough that you can't get out, and you have the child locks on the windows so you can't role them down.
Macoudi
10-10-2007, 02:25 AM
[QUOTE ...you have 5 seconds to think before you get decimated, what do you hope the truck is hauling?
QUOTE]


Our Democratic Congress
MrPink
10-10-2007, 04:06 AM
Explosives, lots of explosives
Kris10
10-10-2007, 08:40 AM
Beer
Yeti.
10-10-2007, 10:58 AM
A truckload of Paramedics.
Badinia
10-10-2007, 01:30 PM
Hey Badinia, would Hottubs be ironic?

Nah. Just stupid.

I think you meeting your death via a truck full of bikini-clad party girls would be ironic.
Ted_Baxter
10-10-2007, 01:33 PM
What do you hope the truck is hauling?


East Side Dave's memorabilia collection.
patsopinion
10-10-2007, 01:50 PM
Indians that get scattered along dawns highway bleeding

hey doc topped the pyramid
its a proud day for doctors everywhere
ralphbxny
10-10-2007, 01:55 PM
Beer

:drunk:
RoyMunson
10-10-2007, 01:55 PM
http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/T_SHIRT_D/New/New%20Folder/A13494-lg.jpg
Dougie Brootal
10-10-2007, 01:59 PM
hey doc topped the pyramid
its a proud day for doctors everywhere

hes not really a doctor, just a dentist.
Hottub
10-10-2007, 02:05 PM
hes not really a doctor, just a dentist.


He's not even a dentist.
BoondockSaint
10-10-2007, 02:34 PM
Every time I read this thread title I look over my shoulder.
legroommusic
10-10-2007, 02:35 PM
pillows. Pillows will soften the blow.
SatCam
10-10-2007, 07:41 PM
winning lottery tickets

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/6/5/8/7/8877856-8877859-slarge.jpg
suggums
10-10-2007, 08:13 PM
a flux capacitor thats going to activate in 2 seconds
Fallon
10-10-2007, 08:17 PM
John Madden
SatCam
10-11-2007, 02:23 AM
John Madden

you will be flattened like a pancake
hedges
10-11-2007, 03:52 AM
Moonshine and black powder
Friday
10-11-2007, 08:09 PM
another option....

.... CD's ... all from one collection. a private collection.

so that the last glance i had was of the piles of discs and shiny plastic covers flying from the truck onto the black pavement. and i could think of bliss and great music as i fell into eternal sleep......
sikpup9846
10-12-2007, 08:22 AM
About 999 times out of 1000 the truck driver even if it means wrecking himself will find a way to avoid hitting the car.
DolaMight
10-12-2007, 10:45 AM
About 999 times out of 1000 the truck driver even if it means wrecking himself will find a way to avoid hitting the car.

Truck drivers who drive on ice yes, not the ones who drive on bare pavement. Bare Pavement truckers will find a way to avoid hitting the car about 0 times out of 1000 .
Snoogans
10-12-2007, 10:50 AM
poisonous snakes. I wanna get hit by snakes on a truck
torker
10-12-2007, 01:22 PM
Tell 'em Large Marge sent ya!
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/largemarge/large-marge-sentya.gif
lleeder
10-12-2007, 03:20 PM
wrecked cars
Hottub
10-12-2007, 03:35 PM
My wife's Uncle died in his rig in Rhode Island. Didn't touch a single car. Gotta respect the ability of the professional trucker.

Miss Tio Oli.:glurps:
lleeder
10-12-2007, 03:43 PM
I agree I've always loved riggers.