HELP!!! Burning Hands!

[Keotok]

I cut up about 2 pounds of jalapeños to pickle today, and now my hands feel like they are on fire! Does anyone know of relief? I'm willing to try ALMOST anything...:help:

[Marc with a c]

put them in pickle juice

[BoondockSaint]

Rub them on your penis. You'll forget all about your hands hurting.

[sr71blackbird]

Try a strong solution of water and baking soda. Capasasin is acidic and baking soda is acidic absorbent. That should work.
Or, pour bleach on them and rub them together a while before washing it off. Drink milk.

[TooLowBrow]

methadone

[cupcakelove]

I always go with alcohol first

[sr71blackbird]

I also just read this works:

http://www.gojo-skilcraft.com/images/product/gojo_gallon.jpg

Then a follow up wash 2 or three times of Dawn dishwashing liquid.

This will dissolve the oils from the peppers.

[Hottub]

Dishwashing liquid.
It separates and isolates the oils. Then they are rinsed away. Follow with a rinsing with dove soap. Then Jergins moisturizing lotion.

And no handy's for hubby! (Unless you are pissed at him)

[Keotok]

Rub them on your penis. You'll forget all about your hands hurting.

And no handy's for hubby! (Unless you are pissed at him)

See, and I was just gonna say that I was following BoondockSaints advice!

Anyway, after about 10 rounds with dish soap, baking soda, and the GoJo, they are finally starting to feel like hands again. Still a bit tingly, but much more tolerable. Thanks all.

Oh, and any ideas on how to get it out of my eye?

[torker]

http://www.dailymedication.com/thumbnails/WWSV-xHnCpA_7.jpg
What would Ash do?

[SatCam]

you think you're having a bad day?

http://www.cannabisculture.com/forums/uploads/837581-Wtc_Jump.jpg

[Keotok]

http://www.bangkokhealth.com/cimages/vomiting02.jpg

[torker]

that post ain't gonna last

ouch!

[torker]

you think you're having a bad day?

http://www.vaersa.es/703_image_01.jpg

Nothing to see here...move along

[drjoek]

And no handy's for Tubby!



:laugh::laugh:

[SatCam]

that post ain't gonna last

ouch!

hey just because people take offense to your posts doesnt mean you have to rail on me

[torker]

hey just because people take offense to your posts doesnt mean you have to rail on me

Think before you post. ~ mikeyboy the elder 73 A.D.

[DarkHippie]

knowing where that picture came from makes it even worse. Its too soon

[SatCam]

ok i am sorry

it is too late to edit


just trying to put things in perspective i should go to bed :surrender:

[torker]

ok i am sorry

it is too late to edit


just trying to put things in perspective i should go to bed :surrender:

you're a good egg
http://www.story-lovers.com/res/humptyrichardsonecu.jpg

[Leticia]

Holy shit holy shit holy shit.

That picture completely completely freaked me out.

So much more that it shows where it came from...


uuuuggghhhhh.

Must take shower and wash off bad thoughts.....

[Midkiff]

Think before you post. ~ mikeyboy the elder 73 A.D.

as it is written so it is and ever shall be

[Jujubees2]

[QUOTE=Hottub;

And no handy's for hubby! (Unless you are pissed at him)[/QUOTE]

Well then, I guess oral it is!

[Midkiff]

the only cure for jalapeño hands is to shove one into your box and use the other to manually pleasure your gentleman

[Keotok]

OK, well, this thread took an awful turn...I was hoping for some real advice mixed with silly responses, but, well, anyway.

In case anybody actually cares anymore, the GoJo did the job. I washed my hands, arms and face with it and Voila! No more burning. Now I'm gonna go hang elsewhere for a few days. I feel a little icky.:thumbdown:

[Marc with a c]

did you try the pickle juice?

[MadMatt]

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/25/08/23110825.jpg

The dishwashing liquid is the easiest to get to - and do several washings.

Follow up with some sort of soothing Aloe hand cream if available.