You must set the ad_network_ads.txt file to be writable (check file name as well).
Amsterdam [Archive] - RonFez.net Messageboard
PDA

View Full Version : Amsterdam

Ritalin
10-10-2007, 04:37 AM
Just arrrived yesterday.

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r85/ritalin3g/amsterdam1.jpg

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r85/ritalin3g/amsterdam2.jpg

They say that the reason they use black lights in the bathrooms is because junkies can't find a vein in black light. I don't know if that's actually true or not, and I don't see many junkies, but the light is cool.
IamPixie
10-10-2007, 04:49 AM
get off the computer and go eat a banana outta someone's snatch!
Ritalin
10-10-2007, 05:13 AM
get off the computer and go eat a banana outta someone's snatch!

Whoa.

Somebody's hungry.
Tall_James
10-10-2007, 05:15 AM
Go to the Anne Frank House and ask the tour guide some uncomfortable questions.
Midkiff
10-10-2007, 05:20 AM
get your ass straight to the weed bar and then the red light district and bang hookers and buy animal porn at the porn shop

if not you will have disgraced this entire community
EliSnow
10-10-2007, 05:23 AM
Can you head to a movie theatre and see if you can buy a beer? And I don't mean in a paper cup either. See if they give you a glass of beer, like in a bar.
Ted_Baxter
10-10-2007, 05:29 AM
And just remember, when it comes to hash it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it and, if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it. It's legal to carry it, which doesn't really matter 'cause -- get a load of this -- if the cops stop you, it's illegal for them to search you. Searching you is a right that the cops in Amsterdam don't have.
Ritalin
10-10-2007, 05:38 AM
I'm starvin...I'm thinking of getting some French Fries.

Is there any special way I should eat those?
Midkiff
10-10-2007, 06:01 AM
dip them in semen

i mean mayo
Kris10
10-10-2007, 08:37 AM
Wait, r u the one who send the pic of ur bag to your friend via pic message????
DarkHippie
10-10-2007, 08:57 AM
I'm starvin...I'm thinking of getting some French Fries.

Is there any special way I should eat those?

off a hookers head while she's sucking your ballies
zentraed
10-10-2007, 08:57 AM
I'm starvin...I'm thinking of getting some French Fries.

Is there any special way I should eat those?

They put mayonnaise on their fries instead of ketchup. And I don't mean a little bit on the side of the plate. They fuckin' drown 'em in it.

Make sure you go to a Burger King. Our man in Amsterdam didn't make it the last time he was there.
Ritalin
10-10-2007, 10:34 AM
Wait, r u the one who send the pic of ur bag to your friend via pic message????


The one?

No, that wasn't me.
Mullenax
10-10-2007, 10:52 AM
Also, you can smoke cigarettes in a post office, hospital, and diamond store for giggles.:laugh:
I went to Amsterdam on a college trip and had no idea that the Netherlands flag was the three X's like on a cartoon moonshine jug. I just thought all the bars flew the same booze flag...
DarkHippie
10-10-2007, 10:53 AM
Don't forget to get a Royale with Cheese
hedges
10-11-2007, 04:19 AM
Don't forget to ask your cabdriver to take you to the donkeyshow...he'll know...
Ritalin
10-11-2007, 05:03 AM
That's Tijuana.
hedges
10-11-2007, 05:44 AM
HA! On a more serious note, Ritalin, how did you enjoy your stay in Florence.
Ritalin
10-11-2007, 06:29 AM
Good times. I was there for work, but I got a day and most nights to nose around.

Such a beautiful city, and I get to go back in May.
suggums
10-11-2007, 06:57 AM
if you're still in amsterdam, try to hit up one of the following:

bluebird
grey area
barneys (for breakfast)
central

they were all a lot of fun
Furtherman
10-12-2007, 07:27 AM
Get ya shrooms while ya can.

The sale of hallucinogenic magic mushrooms is about to be banned by the Dutch Government in the latest sign of a conservative backlash against Amsterdam’s relaxed attitude towards sex and drugs. (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article2641369.ece)
Ritalin
10-12-2007, 01:14 PM
Oh, it turns out that they have the most perfect weed in the entire world.

Costs 7 euro.

(the conversion rate today is 1.42=1)














(you do the math. I can't right now)
outlawfrank
10-12-2007, 01:18 PM
get off the computer and go eat a banana outta someone's snatch!

wait one minute, you also been to that show. My friend was up on stage and I prayed he would have to go last. He went first and I was sad.
Ritalin
10-12-2007, 01:33 PM
You cats and your banana pussy snatch eating. I don't get it.

I mean, where's the romance?
method man
10-12-2007, 09:56 PM
hit the coffee shops man. last time i was in amsterdam i dropped like 2000 dollars US just in weed in hookers. some of my friends made fun of me for paying for pussy, but when in rome... its funny what some of the prostitutes will say upfront too. i walked into one building, and the lady at the front was like, blowjobs are 25 dollars, straight sex is 50 dollars, if you wanna defficate on one of the girls is gonna cost you 150 dollars, enter on the right, have a nice time.
Ritalin
10-12-2007, 11:45 PM
150 seems cheap for something like that.

(If only that were my thing, I'd be in heaven.)
ralphbxny
10-16-2007, 06:57 PM
Stick your finger in a Dyke and find out what they call a quarter pounder with cheese!
Mullenax
10-17-2007, 08:49 AM
Unique to Amsterdam? Women laying waste to cigars via vaginal smoking. That show is 4 euro before sunset, then it becomes 6. Beer can be bought in bottles and you sit up front in a small theater. It's nothing like a bar, more like a dance recital.
Can I see this anywhere else? I don't think I'll go back anytime soon.