Paper or Plastic

[topless_mike]

when it comes to any toilet that is not your own.

the question is...
when you crunch (or even pee for the ladies), do you cover the seat in paper or do you bare-ass?

[DolaMight]

Nice simultaneous dual toilet-thread creation. You musta been on the bowl for a while this morning. Toilet threads are a perennial rf.net favorite.

Yeah I'm a paper layer on public bowls, bare ass on personal bowls.

[Ted_Baxter]

I ALWAYS put down paper if I can hold the shit long enough to get the paper down. How does the shit know?

[RAAMONE]

bare ass...i'm lazy

[cougarjake13]

i always lay down the plywood

[danner1515]

It depends. There are a few places I'm comfortable with going bare assed, such as at work, but if it's a restaurant or a retail store, I'm keeping a layer of paper between my ass and that bacteria conduit.

[Hottub]

It's been at least 20 years since I've had to poo at a gas station, rest stop, etc. So I will say only bare -ass. It's good to have bowel control greater than an infant.


Except that 1 time I had to use the bathroom at Gvac's house...http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/0/0a/Pukedancelong.gif

[BMoses]

I think a big part has to do with toilet selection. I have been a fan of using hotel lobby bathrooms while traveling. They are cleaner and more private than those at gas stations and rest stops. Remember, the nicer the hotel the nicer the can.

[sailor]

like that thin layer of tissue paper does anything.

[drjoek]

Ass to plastic

[topless_mike]

i myself am a big fan of the bare-ass.
home, family, friends, work- yes
oot and abooot- nope: paper for me, thats after spitting on the seat so i can wipe it clean.

[buzzard]

It's a plastic slice for me!:thumbup:

[zentraed]

If I feel like a place calls for a paper sheet (that I'm not convinced does anything), I will get soapy paper towels and clean the plastic. Haven't done that in a while though.

I've heard talk of herpes, but can you actually catch anything just sitting on a toilet?

[feralBoy]

I put so much paper on the bowl, it looks like the princess and the pee when I shit. When you see some of the animals coming out of the toilet, I don't know how anyone can it without paper. That's like going ass to ass with those people.

[sr71blackbird]

I put several layers of paper down. There is this fat guy at work that seems to get shit on the seat for some reason. At home and friends and family, I go bare assed. Though I will wad up paper so my weewee doesnt touch the seat.

[SatCam]

last night I took a shit at work for the first time ever. I just knew if I didnt shit in the toilet I was shitting my pants. I layered that paper like no bodies business and went to town on that toilet.

[ryno1974]

Not to side track this discussion or anything, but why the fuck dont public toilets have proper seats? Why the horsehoe shaped seat? It is fucking gross to have your junk pressed directly against the bowl. I prefer to have a nice ring to hold 'er back while I go.

Oh, and Bare Ass all the way. Too damn lazy to upolster the seat before I go, and if I were to do that I would have to look too closely at the damn thing anyway, probobly making me not want to use it at all and just shit my pants.

[topless_mike]

there is a restaurant in redbank nj (the name escapes me)

they have toilet seats with plastic liners. once you walk in, the sensor detects you , and this plastic sleeve rotates automatically on the seat (it must be a backwards "U", with the round part facing out). you sit, deuce, wipe, and leave.
no more tp on the seats. this toilet has this large bin on the back of the seat (where the plastic, both new and used, must be stored). there was a counter on the wall where the sensor was. maybe it only holds 250 sleeves, or something like that. it was weird, but very hygenic.

kind of gives me faith in the public toilet sector again.

[danner1515]

Not to side track this discussion or anything, but why the fuck dont public toilets have proper seats? Why the horsehoe shaped seat? It is fucking gross to have your junk pressed directly against the bowl. I prefer to have a nice ring to hold 'er back while I go.


I think the idea is that the horseshoe shape keeps people's genitals from touching the seat, cutting down on fears of spreading diseases. I've heard that the worst thing you can get from a toilet seat is crabs. Supposedly, toilet seats are too cold and dry for anything too worrisome to stay alive.

[ryno1974]

I hear ya, but unless I'm doing it wrong, my hog just presses against the edge of the bowl instead of the seat.

I give up!

[zentraed]

I hear ya, but unless I'm doing it wrong, my hog just presses against the edge of the bowl instead of the seat.

I give up!

dude, what are you doing with your hands while you're sitting there...? just tuck it back

[danner1515]

I hear ya, but unless I'm doing it wrong, my hog just presses against the edge of the bowl instead of the seat.

I give up!

Just do like I do and toss it over your shoulder while you're conducting business.

[ryno1974]

dude, what are you doing with your hands while you're sitting there...? just tuck it back

What the fuck am I going to use to hold my book with? OR the pen to do my crosswords? I cant just sit there and stare at the fucking wall.

Speaking of that, I need to take dump now.

[ralphbxny]

I will wipe the toilet top with a big mound of paper. Then Cover it with paper. I dont know why but I think it makes me cleaner!