Toilet Paper Cozy

[TooLowBrow]

Going along with this mornings bathroom theme.
Is the cozy clever? Cute?
I like hiding the extra toilet paper rather than leave it out for everyone to see.
Plus, my grandmother crocheted a cozy for me when I got my first apartment!http://yarnyoldkim.typepad.com/yarny_old_kim/images/img_0135.jpg

[Ted_Baxter]

Toilet paper cozies are for the gheys.

http://jira.atlassian.com/secure/attachment/16943/macgyver.gif

[BMoses]

Nothing is more embarrassing then walking into someone's bathroom and they have an extra roll of toilet paper just laying out for everyone to see, GROSS!

[Team_Ramrod]

I hide it in the drawer furthest from the toilet in both of my bathrooms. That way when it's out and my wife calls for more I have an excuse to walk in on her... and since she's sitting down I pull out my flacid hog and shove it in her face.

She punches my bag but that only increases the desire.

I have problems.

[prothunderball]

I use this thing called a cupboard. It is an enclosed place to keep things. that way I don't have to have toilet paper just laying out and I also don't have to keep it covered by something that is obviously just there because some people can't handle the sight of toilet paper.

[DolaMight]

Those things serve as a intermediary ass wipe. In the course of taking off the cute cover, chances are your hands aren't washed as you just ran out of paper and are just partially wiped. And the process repeats when you have to take it off next time.

The common thread of today's toiled threads seems to all be an attack on grandma's bathroom.

[cupcakelove]

If you're grossed out by an unused roll of toilet paper, then you have problems.

[angrymissy]

I hide it in the drawer furthest from the toilet in both of my bathrooms. That way when it's out and my wife calls for more I have an excuse to walk in on her... and since she's sitting down I pull out my flacid hog and shove it in her face.

She punches my bag but that only increases the desire.

I have problems.

edgy.

[buzzard]

Those things serve as a intermediary ass wipe. In the course of taking off the cute cover, chances are your hands aren't washed as you just ran out of paper and are just partially wiped. And the process repeats when you have to take it off next time.

The common thread of today's toiled threads seems to all be an attack on grandma's bathroom.

wow,he's right! ecccch!

[ralphbxny]

Just do what my old man did...he put another toilet paper dispenser roller near the toilet so you have two rolls being used at once. I hate the doll covering the TP.

[TooLowBrow]

Just do what my old man did...he put another toilet paper dispenser roller near the toilet so you have two rolls being used at once. I hate the doll covering the TP.

wow, that must be like living in a restroom. nice

[DolaMight]

Just do what my old man did...he put another toilet paper dispenser roller near the toilet so you have two rolls being used at once. I hate the doll covering the TP.

Double-down
http://www.kitchensource.com/cabinet-organizers/images/kv-bth-575-w-t.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

this site is fun and useful (http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/toilet-paper/)

[A.J.]

No. I would never Toilet Paper Cozy Powell.

http://www.jaixa-imaging.net/cozy/images/jx-cozy07a.jpg

[Team_Ramrod]

edgy.

I'm reaching out for help here....

[Jujubees2]

I don't think I could take a piss with that doll staring at me like that...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Toilet Paper Rolls are nothing to be ashamed of

covering them is weird in my opinion


:king:

[RoseBlood]

I've never heard of this before but what's so objectionable about seeing an unused roll of toilet paper? Seriously, are we living in the Victorian Era? Quick cover your furniture legs, it's too suggestive!!! :wacko:

[sailor]

I've never heard of this before but what's so objectionable about seeing an unused roll of toilet paper? Seriously, are we living in the Victorian Era? Quick cover your furniture legs, it's too suggestive!!! :wacko:

seriously. the wrapped up toilet paper is gross, but the opened roll is ok? if you were a weirdo willing to get icked out by either, wouldn't it be the one that people are currently using? and i agree with a previous poster...don't you folks have a cupboard under the bathroom sink?

[SatCam]

...don't you folks have a cupboard under the bathroom sink?

do you mean a cabinet under the vanity?

[lleeder]

do you mean a cabinet under the vanity?

No I think he means a dresser under the basin?

[sailor]

do you mean a cabinet under the vanity?

cabinet would have been a better word, but i'd never use vanity. that's too girly.

[outlawfrank]

no way would I use a cozy, is that really what it's called? This might be one of the dumbest and most embarressing accesories I have ever heard of.

[drjoek]

Aunt Agnes had a TP cozy
nuff ced

[grlNIN]

My Nanny had the TP cozy and the tissue box/frame cozy.

I think the idea behind it is that it's purely for show. I know at all my older relatives homes who had these(usually made by my Nan) the TP inside would never be used, we would automatically go for the sink.

Also, what do you do when you take the TP from the cozy and cant replace it? Poor etiquette.

[FUNKMAN]

i've only seen them in my peurto rican friend's houses growing up...

[Kris10]

Xtra TP is under the bathroom sink, help yourself.

[ralphbxny]

i've only seen them in my peurto rican friend's houses growing up...

I cant even fight you on that one cause both of my grandma's and my mom had the god damn Toilet paper cozy!

[Fallon]

I don't think I could take a piss with that doll staring at me like that...

Well, it is hard to piss with a hard on.

[Gvac]

I hide it in the drawer furthest from the toilet in both of my bathrooms. That way when it's out and my wife calls for more I have an excuse to walk in on her... and since she's sitting down I pull out my flacid hog and shove it in her face.

She punches my bag but that only increases the desire.

I have problems.

And to think I almost bypassed this thread.

That may be the funniest fucking post of '07.

Bravo sir.

[drusilla]

http://www.busytrade.com/upload/images/2007-06/118299658471.jpg

i have one of those thingys, but a ceramic version with out a lid. it's right next to the bowl. it holds two extra rolls. the rest of the toilet paper is tucked away in the main closet of the apartment with all the other stuff like that. can't keep it under the sink, because that space is used as a hamper, so toilet paper cozy type thing it is.