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Ted_Baxter
10-11-2007, 07:28 AM
Homeland Security has finally come around to seeing things the way I've seen them for years: All hayseeds are filthy, and a threat to our national security. (http://news.monstersandcritics.com/usa/news/article_1364440.php/House_aides_visiting_NASCAR_event_urged_to_immuniz e)


Getting a hepatitis shot is standard procedure for world travelers, but some congressional aides were instructed to get immunized before going to Lowe's Motor Speedway in Concord and the NASCAR racetrack in Talladega, Ala.

Now the Charlotte Observer news is reporting the staff who organized the trips advised the NASCAR-bound aides to get a range of vaccines before attending -- hepatitis A, hepatitis B, tetanus, diphtheria and influenza.

Rep. Robin Hayes, a Republican from Concord, took umbrage when he heard about it.

"I have never heard of immunizations for domestic travel, and as the representative for Concord, N.C., I feel compelled to ask why the heck the committee feels that immunizations are needed to travel to my hometown," Hayes said in an Oct. 5 letter to Rep. Bennie Thompson, D-Miss., who chairs the Homeland Security panel.

cupcakelove
10-11-2007, 07:32 AM
Hahahaha, NASCAR=FILTH!

Midkiff
10-11-2007, 08:48 AM
hahahahahaha nasty ass hayseeds

Axem Red
10-11-2007, 08:52 AM
Oy, can't stay out of the line of fire can you, Alabama?

Death Metal Moe
10-11-2007, 09:11 AM
I figured the worst I could get at a NASCAR event was terribly bored and a bad hair cut.

But all those diseases? Who knew?

WRESTLINGFAN
10-12-2007, 02:03 PM
I heard that Hillbilly Heroin is bad also

scottinnj
10-12-2007, 04:43 PM
As a die hard NASCAR fan from 1979, all I can say is..............................................




































...................Keep it up, these posts are hysterical!:lol: