Top Ten Shitty Top Ten Lists

[lleeder]

Number 10 (http://candyaddict.com/blog/top-10-grossest-candies/)
Number 9 (http://www.caterersearch.com/Articles/2007/10/02/316438/top-10-tips-on-how-to-reduce-your-carbon-footprint.html)
Number 8 (http://media.www.thelantern.com/media/storage/paper333/news/2007/10/09/Campus/The-Lantern.List.top.10.Legendary.Drinkers-3020876.shtml)
Number 7 (http://books.guardian.co.uk/top10s/top10/0,,1975353,00.html)
Number 6 (http://www.uberreview.com/2006/03/top-ten-most-annoying-alarm-clocks.htm)
Number 5 (http://www.oddee.com/item_85906.aspx)
Number 4 (http://www.gamewad.com/top-10-boss-fights-3386-p.html)
Number 3 (http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanId=sa003&articleId=FFFCB503-E7F2-99DF-3C67B106B2D76E59)
Number 2 (http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/347570/alice_cooper_top_10_songs.html)

And finally the number 1 spot goes to... (http://www.quazen.com/Recreation/Humor/Top-10-Company-Slogans.36736)

[torker]

10 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

9 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

8 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

7 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

6 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

5 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

4 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

3 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

2 little monkeys jumping on a bed
One fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

1 little monkey jumping on a bed
He fell off and bumped his head
Momma called the doctor and the doctor said..
'No more monkeys jumping on the bed.'

[King Hippos Bandaid]

those lists suck

good job sir

:king:

[scottinnj]

Number 10 (http://candyaddict.com/blog/top-10-grossest-candies/)


Candy Scabs. Cool!

[drjoek]

From List 8
Top 10 Legendary Drinkers

Number 3: Andre the Giant, pro wrestler and actor
Preferred poison: Vodka, beer. It took more than a couple rounds of drinks for André René Roussimoff to catch a buzz. But that's what happens when someone is around 7 feet tall and weighs 500 pounds.
I can't believe he drank the whole thing: Legend has it he could drain 119 beers in six hours and take in up to 7,000 calories of alcohol daily.


7'4' 520 lbs from Grinoble France to be exact