A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila

[lleeder]

This mights be the greatest reality dating show ever created. This chick is bi and will choose from 16 guys and 16 girls. A fair number of the girls are slutty and hot. I strongly urge everyone to get into this show now because it is a sure hit. http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/tila_tequila/cast.jhtml
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u198/shlong55/TilaTequila77002.jpg

[Fezticle98]

This mights be the greatest reality dating show ever created. This chick is bi and will choose from 16 guys and 16 girls. A fair number of the girls are slutty and hot. I strongly urge everyone to get into this show now because it is a sure hit. http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/tila_tequila/cast.jhtml
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u198/shlong55/TilaTequila77002.jpg

I haven't watched MTV in over 10 years, and I don't intend to start now. Certainly not for some myspace whore.

[cupcakelove]

This will only be interesting if all 16 guys are kicked off during the first show.

[suggums]

lets all thank myspace for such important contributions to popular culture

[drjoek]

Mtv is like the weather in New England
Don't like it?
Wait 10 minutes and it will change

[Fallon]

lets all thank myspace for such important contributions to popular culture

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/people2/danecook.jpg

[JPMNICK]

http://www.canmag.com/images/front/people2/danecook.jpg

he made 9 million dollars last year

seriously

[drusilla]

didn't vh1 find her first? she was on that surviving nugent show where they had to live with the nuge & do all these retarded tasks till he picked a winner. that was back in '03

[drusilla]

ok maybe playboy found her first since she was in it in 2000

[SouthSideJohnny]

I was scrolling through the cast list. When I saw "Dani" I thought this is one f'd up looking dude . . .and then I read that "he" is actually a she. I think I'll pass on the show.

[Midkiff]

awww how do I sign up to be on the show, I would love to get inside that slut

[Death Metal Moe]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b306/CharliePecoraro/Wacko/KillYourTV_01.gif

[DarkHippie]

who is this person? she's not on my friends list

[drusilla]

get this, she's vietnamese & a whore. shocker i know.

[led37zep]

This show will come to a screeeeeeeeeetching halt as soon as they try this with a dude. Its MTV so you know its next.

[scottinnj]

A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila

Brought to you by Ciprofloxacin-the answer to Gonnorea's problems!



http://www.77canadapharmacy.com/images/product/pictures/Z/Z0982.gif

[KnoxHarrington]

I long for the apocalypse more every day.

I plan on retreating to the hills after civilization finally collapses. We will live an agrarian existence, growing what we need, and living in harmony. You are all invited. Just remember that I'll be king. As long as you don't have a problem with that, we're cool.

Come Armageddon, come Armageddon come...

[LiddyRules]

Yet another one of those shows (like all celebreality shows and E! countdown type shows) that my brain will refuse to let me watch. And as far as hotness, this bitch has nothing on lonelygirl15.

[SatCam]

get this, she's vietnamese & a whore. shocker i know.

is this the chick doug is having a 3some with?

[grlNIN]

get this, she's vietnamese & a whore. shocker i know.

They're all attention whore.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2106/nickutpu9.jpg

[drjoek]

A shot of pennicillin is more like it

[Chigworthy]

They're all attention whore.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2106/nickutpu9.jpg

Nice serving of cringe. I like it.

[drusilla]

it was the only thing on at like 5am saturday night & i happened to catch it right when the little chick from long island attacked the blonde chick. that was pretty funny. one of the best tv cat fights i've ever seen. that little chick is fucking nuts.

[MadMatt]

"Tila Tequila" just looks like a post-op tranny to me. The show is disgusting and horrible; I can only stomach a couple of minutes before I start to revile myself and have to change.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

are we kidding, an internet nobody getting a show


Whats Next


Can You Fuck Me Now...... Good

with the Verizon Guy

:king:

[drusilla]

HA!


i guess there are only so many places you can go with reality television before we wind up with straight up executions or something.

[MadMatt]

HA!


i guess there are only so many places you can go with reality television before we wind up with straight up executions or something.

Sadly, that would be more palatable to me than "Shot at Love."

[Soupy_Dreck]

They're all attention whore.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2106/nickutpu9.jpg

this image could be fake, right tricky dick nixon?

[JustJon]

are we kidding, an internet nobody getting a show


Whats Next



The Leave Britney Alone kid has a tv development deal.

[KnoxHarrington]

One of the things that Ronnie said recently that made me laugh was a total throw away line, where he gave the name of a possible reality show if the strike goes on longer as "Hey, Look At My Pussy".

I'm sure that's in development too.

[Marc with a c]

oh come on.

domenico? fuck. i hate this bitch now.

[lleeder]

Were you crying when he left? Down to the final four, I'm pulling for Butch now. Grandma wants that little ass.

[Marc with a c]

Were you crying when he left? Down to the final four, I'm pulling for Butch now. Grandma wants that little ass.

i was crying. he was the man.

i want butchy too. she's handsome.

[lleeder]

i was crying. he was the man.

i want butchy too. she's handsome.

She's better than speech impediment for sure.

[thejives]

I'm watching it online, so I'm a few episodes behind.
This thread will ruin the surprise. Oh well.

And is it me or does Tila kind of look like a praying mantis?
http://z.about.com/d/exoticpets/1/0/A/C/1/prayingmantis5975.jpg

[lleeder]

Dani had the better rap. Is anyone else watching this?

[IamPixie]

Dani had the better rap. Is anyone else watching this?

did she pick someone yet?
I'm pulling for Dani....best of both worlds.

[Marc with a c]

Dani had the better rap. Is anyone else watching this?

nooooooooo

http://www.fairfieldcountyonline.com/images/articles/norm/norm-macdonald.jpg

[Marc with a c]

did she pick someone yet?

nope

[thejives]

So... I can't watch this yet because I only watch online.
What's happening?

Spoilers people!

[lleeder]

did she pick someone yet?
I'm pulling for Dani....best of both worlds.

Dani might ruin it. She's wearing makeup and dressing like a girl.

[Marc with a c]

Dani might ruin it. She's wearing makeup and dressing like a girl.

i think she looks good. i'd let her eat me out.

[IamPixie]

Dani might ruin it. She's wearing makeup and dressing like a girl.

she looks great.

[Marc with a c]

she looks great.

i wish you wrote my response

[IamPixie]

i think she looks good. i'd let her eat me out.

i wish you wrote my response

:help:

[thejives]

Would someone tell me what happens.
Plus, how weird is it that only one candle was blown out in the promo.
That's not natural.

[Marc with a c]

Would someone tell me what happens.
Plus, how weird is it that only one candle was blown out in the promo.
That's not natural.

nobody say nothing. don't ruin it for reeph.

[lleeder]

she looks great.

I think so too but she shouldn't change her gimmick on the last episode. Keep the manly lesbians manly.

[IamPixie]

I think so too but she shouldn't change her gimmick on the last episode. Keep the manly lesbians manly.

no amount of eyeliner can negate those shoulders

[lleeder]

no amount of eyeliner can negate those shoulders

LOTD :clap:

[thejives]

You won't spoil it for anyone.

use the magic spoiler tool to tell me who wins the battle of the sexes.

[Marc with a c]

i wont do it sir. i have to much respect for the show.

[IamPixie]

I know she's gonna pick Bobby, just to piss me off.

[thejives]

i wont do it sir. i have to much respect for the show.

You son of a bitch.
When did you develop a sense of respect?

[lleeder]

i wont do it sir. i have to much respect for the show.

your a good man, Marc. I won't ruuuuin it either.

[thejives]

You're all just torturing me.
Fine.

I know how it ends anyway. She eats both their heads and returns to her spaceship.

[Marc with a c]

You son of a bitch.
When did you develop a sense of respect?

ever since i saw pedro stand up for himself when puck stuck his finger in pedro's peanut butter.

[IamPixie]

You're all just torturing me.
Fine.

I know how it ends anyway. She eats both their heads and returns to her spaceship.

hahahaha

[Marc with a c]

im nervous

[IamPixie]

I really can't watch these shows anymore. I quit.

[Marc with a c]

so gay so fucking gay

[lleeder]

They played The Fray and we all wept a little inside.

[IamPixie]

They played The Fray and we all wept a little inside.

that was just vomit inducing.

[IamPixie]

die!!!!!!!

[thejives]

Spoiler-

The "hey girl hey" chick wins.

Nobody saw that coming.

[thejives]

die!!!!!!!

So you were happy with that outcome...

[lleeder]

Tailor Made, now this? I can't do it anymore. :surrender:

[Marc with a c]

Tailor Made, now this? I can't do it anymore. :surrender:

ahhhh. you fucking asshole. i didn't know that one yet.

[IamPixie]

Tailor Made, now this? I can't do it anymore. :surrender:

I think Tailor Made was actually the best for her.

[lleeder]

ahhhh. you fucking asshole. i didn't know that one yet.

I mean, I'm upset that he didn't win. :wink:

[Marc with a c]

I think Tailor Made was actually the best for her.

racist.


tailor made is a fucking bitch.

[lleeder]

When Tila says, "Im ready to accept everything he has for me", does that mean deep dicking?

[lleeder]

Budda keeps a bitch in check yo.

[IamPixie]

racist.


tailor made is a fucking bitch.

Who else but a bitch could possibly ever deal with her? She needs someone to shit on.

[lleeder]

Who else but a bitch could possibly ever deal with her? She needs someone to shit on.

Yeah cause I Love New York 3 isn't right around the corner.

[IamPixie]

Yeah cause I Love New York 3 isn't right around the corner.

I sincerely hope not.

[thejives]

Well, they finally posted it.

And my wife knew all along.

Because she's always right.

[lleeder]

I sincerely hope not.

I hope her shitty mom gets her own show. I'd watch.

[Marc with a c]

I hope her shitty mom gets her own show. I'd watch.

i want domenico to get a show.

[lleeder]

i want domenico to get a show.

At least we have the wrap-up to see him one last time. :down:

[angrymissy]

Word on the internet is she is pregnant w/ NY Spawn and it shall all be revealed on the reunion show

[IamPixie]

Word on the internet is she is pregnant w/ NY Spawn and it shall all be revealed on the reunion show

Tiffani's pregnant?

[topless_mike]

am i the only one that finds nothing about her attractive?

[foodcourtdruide]

I watched this show once and was bored to tears. It is beyond me why anyone would care about this uninteresting persons social life. I like reality shows that have talented people doing things. For example, I LOVE Top Chef, but these shows where a random bore interacts with dozens of other random bores are so over my head.

[foodcourtdruide]

am i the only one that finds nothing about her attractive?

NO! And I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Asian women.

[IamPixie]

I'm watching it online, so I'm a few episodes behind.
This thread will ruin the surprise. Oh well.

And is it me or does Tila kind of look like a praying mantis?
http://z.about.com/d/exoticpets/1/0/A/C/1/prayingmantis5975.jpg

You're all just torturing me.
Fine.

I know how it ends anyway. She eats both their heads and returns to her spaceship.

am i the only one that finds nothing about her attractive?

Nah.

[thejives]

i want domenico to get a show.

Domenico is getting his own show!

That's Amore!
He'll be searching for the American love of his life with that crazy dude Ashley as his consiglieri.

The casting is already going on. Little Italy could still end up landing himself a sex crazed asian girl.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uFJ37SJGxtE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uFJ37SJGxtE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[reillyluck]

i finally got to watch the season finale the other night. I CANNOT believe she chose Bobby over Dani! WTF?????

[thejives]

Yeah...
It was pretty tragic. But you can tell she really likes Bobby, for whatever reason.

On the upside, now Dani is in a great position to score some serious ass.
Good for her. She deserves it.

[Marc with a c]

Domenico is getting his own show!

i saw that sweet reunion show. im pumped

i finally got to watch the season finale the other night. I CANNOT believe she chose Bobby over Dani! WTF?????

don't put me in a bad mood on a friday night please.

bobby is handsome though.

[Tall_James]

I hope this girl falls in a deep hole and has to eat her own foot to survive.

Can't we put her on a boat with Dane Cook and the Spears sisters and give it a proper Viking funeral sendoff?

[thejives]

Check it out... Domenico's grandfather is an "alcoholist."
Just don't tell him that.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Mqgg_iBqMU&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4Mqgg_iBqMU&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[MadMatt]

I hope this girl falls in a deep hole and has to eat her own foot to survive.

Can't we put her on a boat with Dane Cook and the Spears sisters and give it a proper Viking funeral sendoff?

Throw in the Simpson siblings and you have a deal!

[reillyluck]

Domenico is getting his own show!

That's Amore!
He'll be searching for the American love of his life with that crazy dude Ashley as his consiglieri.

The casting is already going on. Little Italy could still end up landing himself a sex crazed asian girl.
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uFJ37SJGxtE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uFJ37SJGxtE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

This pancake face skank says she has a "boudoir" but has a fucking day bed couch with a huge space heater standing next to her. classy broad. THe echo in her apartment was driving me nuts.
:happy:

[Tall_James]

Throw in the Simpson siblings and you have a deal!

I like the cut of your jib young man!

[reillyluck]

Yeah...
It was pretty tragic. But you can tell she really likes Bobby, for whatever reason.

On the upside, now Dani is in a great position to score some serious ass.
Good for her. She deserves it.

I find her attractive! i dont know why, but i do!

i saw that sweet reunion show. im pumped



don't put me in a bad mood on a friday night please.

bobby is handsome though.

bobby is totally hot, no question about it!!!

[thejives]

This pancake face skank says she has a "boudoir" but has a fucking day bed couch with a huge space heater standing next to her. classy broad. THe echo in her apartment was driving me nuts.
:happy:

I bet she gets cast.
She talked about sex enough ...

[Tall_James]

This pancake face skank says she has a "boudoir" but has a fucking day bed couch with a huge space heater standing next to her. classy broad. THe echo in her apartment was driving me nuts.
:happy:

Sweet Jesus! After listening to someone talk like that it would be bad Karma to wish throat cancer on them. However - can I pay someone to go to Austin, TX and punch her in the larynx repeatedly? Just asking.

[thejives]

I find her [Dani] attractive! i dont know why, but i do!

bobby is totally hot, no question about it!!!

Coming soon: A shot at love with ReillyLuck!

[Hottub]

TJ, I thought of an entirely different way to shut her the fuck up!!:innocent:

[IamPixie]

bobby is totally hot, no question about it!!!

eh danni's hotter.

[Marc with a c]

Coming soon: A shot at love with ReillyLuck!

triple shot most likely

[IamPixie]

Coming soon: A toke at love with ReillyLuck!

fixed

[reillyluck]

eh danni's hotter.

abso fucking lutely!!!!!!!!!


she makes me tingly.

[Marc with a c]

Coming soon: A token of love with iampixie!

fixed

double fixed.

[IamPixie]

abso fucking lutely!!!!!!!!!


she makes me tingly.

love those little butchies. but not too butchy.

[reillyluck]

fixed

:lol: :clap:

where can we find 36 potheads fast?

[IamPixie]

:lol: :clap:

where can we find 36 potheads fast?

ronfez.net

[Hottub]

:lol: :clap:

where can we find 36 potheads fast?

ronfez.net?

*edit* Pix, I owe you a Coke!

[thejives]

:lol: :clap:

where can we find 36 potheads fast?

ronfez.net

ronfez.net?

wow.
the stars were aligned on that one.

[reillyluck]

love those little butchies. but not too butchy.

see thats the thing, i find her to be tom boyish, not butchy.
she has sex appeal

[Marc with a c]

see thats the thing, i find her to be tom boyish, not butchy.
she has sex appeal

like sheepy.

[Hottub]

like sheepy.

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7194/rimshotcx8.gif

[IamPixie]

see thats the thing, i find her to be tom boyish, not butchy.
she has sex appeal

she's just an attractive person. even w/o the femininity. you know she's definitely tripping over pussy now.

[Tall_James]

you know she's definitely tripping over pussy now.

Without a doubt.

[reillyluck]

like sheepy.

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3100


well he does look dreamy in a fireman uniform

[IamPixie]

http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/7194/rimshotcx8.gif

I love this smiley. the heavy eyelids really brings the point home.

[sheepy's fart]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3100


well he does look dreamy in a fireman uniform

Look at doogie trying to hide from my stink.

[thejives]

These quotes just needed to be sigs.
Even if they never get used :tongue:

she's just an attractive person. even w/o the femininity. you know she's definitely tripping over pussy now.
http://x3d.xanga.com/c99c540335035165708275/w125258868.jpg

abso fucking lutely!!!!!!!!!
she makes me tingly.
http://x89.xanga.com/780c500315032165708274/w125258867.jpg

[reillyluck]

These quotes just needed to be sigs.
Even if they never get used :tongue:


http://x3d.xanga.com/c99c540335035165708275/w125258868.jpg


http://x89.xanga.com/780c500315032165708274/w125258867.jpg

you rock!!!!!!! in rotation now!!!!

[thejives]

you rock!!!!!!! in rotation now!!!!

anything that makes you tingly is worth it :thumbup:

[IamPixie]

thanks bro. it was time for a change anyway

[Gvac]

Pixie...check the sig pic thread. I added wings to your avatar as per your request.

[thejives]

thanks bro. it was time for a change anyway

It looks like your avatar is blowing a kiss to Dani...
that works out nice!

[bopeep]

yeah... if u like Tila Tequila , there is a compilation series you should check out called "Euro Club Hits" --

it's pretty clear that dance music is coming back around the world -- just check the recent big American hip-hop and R&B hits which are clear rip-offs of the european dance style.....

here's the direct iTunes link to the "Euro Club Hits" series.....

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZSearch.woa/wa/advancedSearchResults?albumTerm=Euro+Club+Hits+Vol +

[Slumbag]

yeah... if u like Tila Tequila , there is a compilation series you should check out called "Euro Club Hits" --

it's pretty clear that dance music is coming back around the world -- just check the recent big American hip-hop and R&B hits which are clear rip-offs of the european dance style.....

here's the direct iTunes link to the "Euro Club Hits" series.....

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZSearch.woa/wa/advancedSearchResults?albumTerm=Euro+Club+Hits+Vol +

No.

[jennylee324]

....yeah -- i agree, people are basically getting sick of the same old rock/hip-hop/r&b bullsh*t..... and there is just this big :drunk:upsurge from a new style coming out of Europe -- best place i've found it so far is a compilation series called 'euro club hits' on itunes -- or :laugh:check this link: :thumbup:http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZSearch.woa/wa/advancedSearchResults?albumTerm=Euro+Club+Hits+Vol +

[lleeder]

Two bisexual model twins, seems like a hit.

[Knowledged_one]

Is that fugly whore still relevant

[lleeder]

Is that fugly whore still relevant

No its with two bisexual twins that arent Tila Tequila.

[grlNIN]

I am more worried about "Bromance".

Brody Jenner having his own show is insulting to the reality TV world.

[Knowledged_one]

I am more worried about "Bromance".

Brody Jenner having his own show is insulting to the reality TV world.

as opposed to the hills, laguna beach, real housewives, actually watching any so called reality show on vh1 or mtv should be legal reason for the govt to sterilize those people from having kids

[grlNIN]

There are levels of reality TV that vary from bad, worse, so bad you have to watch and trainwreck.

This doesn't even show up on those radars.

There are a select few here who watch a lot of reality TV, myself included so...yeah.

[Knowledged_one]

I weep for the future