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TeeBone

10-12-2007, 11:31 AM

A thread for rednecks

Per capita - where would you say is the redneck capital of the United States?

Remember, this is per capita......

I have 2 choices:
Palatka, Florida
Pumpkin Town, South Carolina

Fezticle98

10-12-2007, 11:35 AM

angrymissy

10-12-2007, 11:36 AM

Pumpkin Town, South Carolina

:ohmy::help:

drjoek

10-12-2007, 11:42 AM

TeeBone

Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Tampa
Posts: 92

Id say Tampa

TeeBone

10-12-2007, 11:45 AM

You most likely would drjoek.......
I was shocked to see you answer this way.

outlawfrank

10-12-2007, 11:45 AM

My vote is for Larned, Kansas. What a shit state. Actually you could blindly pick any town in Kansas, excluding Lawrence, and strike hayseed outside.

drjoek

10-12-2007, 11:53 AM

You most likely would drjoek.......
I was shocked to see you answer this way.

Tongue in cheek
Having a little Fun Sorry if I offended

TeeBone

10-12-2007, 12:03 PM

None taken, my friend----Fire Away!!!!!!!

TeeBone

10-12-2007, 12:07 PM

:ohmy::help:

It does exist and this is the prime visiting season,as you can well imagine given the name and the current month we are in. Make your reservations today!!!!!

Midkiff

10-12-2007, 12:17 PM

Perry, Florida

envirogator

10-12-2007, 12:18 PM

My vote is for Larned, Kansas. What a shit state. Actually you could blindly pick any town in Kansas, excluding Lawrence, and strike hayseed outside.

How do you know about Larned??? spend a little time in the "institution" there?????

King Hippos Bandaid

10-12-2007, 12:26 PM

Dumpwater Florida

all are rednecks

cept the Man who Met Andy Griffith

:king:

Sevenyears

10-12-2007, 12:27 PM

Poteau Oklahoma

Kathleen From The Bronx

10-12-2007, 12:29 PM

One time over the road in the big rig, the ole man and I passed by a lil place called
Toad Suck, Arkansas.....not far from Little Rock. We didn't spend any time there, but it sounded just lovely.

In Virginia there is also a town called Goochland..... Goochland, Virginia.....

Sorry I am not followin directions again! I forgot about the per capita thing... and just started blurting out crazy names.... Sorry, sorry..... :0)

outlawfrank

10-12-2007, 12:59 PM

How do you know about Larned??? spend a little time in the "institution" there?????

Five years in Lawrence.

djjd

10-12-2007, 01:03 PM

Mayor's Income, Tennessee

envirogator

10-12-2007, 01:13 PM

Five years in Lawrence.

KU?

torker

10-12-2007, 01:28 PM

Time Square.

Hottub

10-12-2007, 01:28 PM

Uxbridge. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=55409):thumbdown:

outlawfrank

10-12-2007, 01:41 PM

KU?

yep 96-01. Lived off 10th and Missouri, across from stadium.

danner1515

10-12-2007, 01:43 PM

If you drive through some of the central and southern parts of Alabama, you'll find some towns that look like a poverty-stricken and less progressive Mayberry.

outlawfrank

10-12-2007, 01:45 PM

If you drive through some of the central and southern parts of Alabama, you'll find some towns that look like a poverty-stricken and less progressive Mayberry.

Don't be prejudice, northern Alabama is backwards too.

J.Clints

10-12-2007, 03:21 PM

Holenwald Tennessee, Buck Snort Tennessee, Bell Buckle Tennessee.

Hartsville Tn has a Lick Creek Road.

I say Tennessee

Hottub

10-12-2007, 03:37 PM

Not gonna argue with you, John Boy.:wink:

DarkHippie

10-12-2007, 03:41 PM

Don't be prejudice, northern Alabama is backwards too.

This made me snarf.

I'd have to say Apopka, Fl. Every other building is a strip club. An ex girlfriend of mine stripped at one of them while she was only 16. Upstanding community.

There are packs of feral cats roaming the streets. and the whole town smells of cat shit. All of the scum of Orlando, none of the Disney

J.Clints

10-12-2007, 03:52 PM

Not gonna argue with you, John Boy.:wink:

What about south Jersey????

Hottub

10-12-2007, 03:54 PM

What about south Jersey????

Touche'. Those savages are not much better.

God Bless Bergen county.

J.Clints

10-12-2007, 03:55 PM

I wear the hayseed name proudly.

lleeder

10-12-2007, 04:01 PM

I wear the hayseed name proudly.

And STI Mod title meekly.

J.Clints

10-12-2007, 04:03 PM

And STI Mod title meekly.

I wear it proudly as well.

lleeder

10-12-2007, 05:05 PM

I wear it proudly as well.

You really are a hayseed.

El Mudo

10-12-2007, 05:12 PM

Lusby, Maryland...or maybe Smithsburg, Maryland

Used to be Frederick, Maryland (there was a reason it was called "Fredneck") but not so much any more

Hottub

10-12-2007, 05:20 PM

Lusby, Maryland...or maybe Smithsburg, Maryland

Used to be Frederick, Maryland (there was a reason it was called "Fredneck") but not so much any more

Good. I've got friends there, and drop "Fredneck" every chance I get!

El Mudo

10-12-2007, 05:22 PM

Good. I've got friends there, and drop "Fredneck" every chance I get!

You better get it in while you can...that whole area is blowing up with rich white people fleeing Montgomery County and working over in the 270 BioTech corridor...

scottinnj

10-12-2007, 05:55 PM

My vote is for Larned, Kansas. What a shit state. Actually you could blindly pick any town in Kansas, excluding Lawrence, and strike hayseed outside.

What do you have against Lawrence Kansas? Wichita is where the short buses park!

Judge Smails

10-12-2007, 06:00 PM

Sisterfuck, Mississippi

drjoek

10-12-2007, 06:05 PM

Touche'. Those savages are not much better.

God Bless Bergen county.

Not exactly setting the bar too high for God now are we?

lleeder

10-12-2007, 06:09 PM

Punchwife,Kentucky

Sevenyears

10-12-2007, 07:18 PM

Punchwife,Kentucky

My mom is from there, just south of niece touch Kentucky

TeeBone

10-12-2007, 07:56 PM

[QUOTE=Sorry I am not followin directions again! I forgot about the per capita thing... and just started blurting out crazy names.... Sorry, sorry..... :0)[/QUOTE]

No need to apologize....You are the funniest person on this board.