Weirdest Place you ever woke up?

[TeeBone]

Baton Rouge, LA. (1995) - A weekend trip in college to New Orleans that resulted in an overindulgence of mind-altering substances. I Arrived to Bourbon Street on a Friday afternoon and woke up in Baton Rouge on Sunday morning. If you have never been to Baton Rouge, its far weirder than New Orleans.

[TooLowBrow]

the back of a volkswagon...

oh, ok, inside an asshole

[Hottub]

Your Mom's Box.:wub:

[joethebartender]

201 west 83rd st... Not in an apartment but in the stairwell on the 6th floor. (my shoes and jacket were gone but my money and my jewlery were still with me)

another time I sleptwalked onto 2nd ave, at 5:30 am, in february, in my drawers. Like one of those dreams where you are in your underwear and everyone else is dressed (only real). The crunchy snow against my bare feet woke me up after a minute or so. I had to go into a bodega where I knew the guys working and they gave me their phone to call my roommate to get buzzed back into my building.:help:

Love,
-Joe

[Fezticle98]

On a bench at a train stop, in Germany, after Fest.

[Bossanova]

When i was in college I woke up in some dorm with my body hanging through a messed up fold out couch at Drew Univerity (NJ). Twist: I went to school at UMass

[badorties]

on the beach wearing a poncho, missing my shoes

under the verazanno, after a halloween party, alone with my chick's french maid costume and heels on the front seat

[cupcakelove]

I have this uncanny ability to always get somewhere safe before I pass out, even if I have been blacked out for a while. Of course, waking up and remembering where my car is, is a completely different issue.

[BoondockSaint]

On a dorm room floor with my face stuck to the linoleum because of some spilled Firewater. And I had no idea who's room it was. I had never seen them before so I ran out of there.

[PapaBear]

In 1988, at Corry Station Navy Training Center, I was walking down the steps to go to lunch. Out of nowhere, I just pass out cold. I woke up in the head trauma center to see a bumper sticker on the ceiling. It said "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore".

[IamFogHat]

On top of a pool table.

[marky2bucks]

Roof of a movie theater

[Furtherman]

In college I woke up in in a friends' bed and he was at his desk typing a paper. I asked him what he was doing in my room. "YOUR room?" Our houses were the same layout and at some point I thought I was in my house and went to what I thought was my room. Never mind our houses weren't anywhere near each other. But he was kind enough to let my dumbass pass out there.

Another time I woke up half in the street under a train tressel with some guy telling me that I couldn't sleep there. In the street that is. I still have scars from that fall.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

inside my chuck e cheese costume outside work, i had drink smoked and tripped, and apparently had work the next day , was passed out in front of store, Costume was placed on me, Hi jinks ensued

The Summer of 1996 was a blur

:king:

[EddieMoscone]

Inside an EAB Bank ATM vesitbule on the corner of Grand Avenue and Queens Blvd. Ah, to be 18 years old again.

[buzzard]

When I was a kid (early 20s) I used to like to drink Tequilla (Quervo 1800) with cheap beer (blitz-weinhard/Shlitz/Pabst) chasers.Once I woke up in a hotel room in Oregon next to a lump...and blood on my cock...I did not know If I was in bed with a women,a man or a sheep for that matter.For a good 20 minutes I lay there in a state of panic!Considering I had absolutely NO memory of the night before and NO predilection for sodomy with animals or homosexual activities...I assumed it was a female...I also assumed (add yer own joke there) it was alive.I realize this story may seem pretty tame to some of you however,for a period (add another joke) I had NO idea and No recallection of what had gone on.To this day I don't drink Tequilla (I'm 49) and detest cheap beer.


However, I am pleased and proud to make this my 3,000th post here at RF.Net! Thank-You all for reading my sick,sarcastic,& always sincerely yet honest posts....except when I'm just kidding!

:clap: to my friends at RonFez.Net!

[Furtherman]

When I was a kid (early 20s) I used to like to drink Tequilla (Quervo 1800) with cheap beer (blitz-weinhard/Shlitz/Pabst) chasers.Once I woke up in a hotel room in Oregon next to a lump...and blood on my cock...I did not know If I was in bed with a women,a man or a sheep for that matter.For a good 20 minutes I lay there in a state of panic!Considering I had absolutely NO memory of the night before and NO predilection for sodomy with animals or homosexual activities...I assumed it was a female...I also assumed (add yer own joke there) it was alive.I realize this story may seem pretty tame to some of you however,for a period (add another joke) I had NO idea and No recallection of what had gone on.To this day I don't drink Tequilla (I'm 49) and detest cheap beer.


However, I am pleased and proud to make this my 3,000th post here at RF.Net! Thank-You all for reading my sick,sarcastic,& always sincerely yet honest posts....except when I'm just kidding!

:clap: to my friends at RonFez.Net!

That's a hell of 3,000th post. Considering you admitted to raping some animal to death. Kudos!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

That's a hell of 3,000th post. Considering you admitted to raping some animal to death. Kudos!

much better than a Double Thread Post for 10K

:king:

[Furtherman]

much better than a Double Thread Post for 10K

:king:


OUCH! DOH!

[torker]

The bathtub.

[lleeder]

I have a great story about a where a friend of mine woke up. He got wasted with his roommate and his roommates girlfriend and bunch of other people. The roommate went out to drop his other friend off home. While he was gone my friend fucked his girlfriend in the backyard. The girl went into my friends bed. The next thing my friend remembers is drunkinly waking up to is his roommate pulling sheets off of him yelling. My friend woke up in his roommates bed all sweaty after fucking his roommates girlfriend!! He was so convinced the guy was gonna kill him he ran out of the house with no shoes , keys or money and crashed at my place.

[Badinia]

I woke up in a run-down outhouse outside a cabin in Cougar, Washington, face to face with a scarecrow.

[sailor]

lenox hill hospital 1/1/00.

[prothunderball]

a few years ago I left my friend passed out on my living room floor. when I woke up the next morning he was still on my living room floor only he didn't have any pants on. I woke him up and asked where his pants were and he had no idea. We didn't find them for the next eight hours. they were in the basement. this is a stretch to fit the thread title but I enjoy the story and I really don't care that much.

[IamFogHat]

Roof of a movie theater

Nice.
Love to hear the story behind that, but I imagine you have no recollection of it.:happy:

[Marc with a c]

kitty pool on a rooftop in hoboken.

[torker]

(my shoes and jacket were gone but my money and my jewlery were still with me)


on the beach wearing a poncho, missing my shoes

weird

...and my glasses with me so I have them.

[Fallon]

I have a great story about a where a friend of mine woke up. He got wasted with his roommate and his roommates girlfriend and bunch of other people. The roommate went out to drop his other friend off home. While he was gone my friend fucked his girlfriend in the backyard. The girl went into my friends bed. The next thing my friend remembers is drunkinly waking up to is his roommate pulling sheets off of him yelling. My friend woke up in his roommates bed all sweaty after fucking his roommates girlfriend!! He was so convinced the guy was gonna kill him he ran out of the house with no shoes , keys or money and crashed at my place.

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[lleeder]

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Thats nothing my dear boy. I having far too many to list here. It might require an entire forum.

[Fezticle98]

One time, at my now ex-gfs place I woke up with a rubber on from the previous night. I guess I didn't finish and probably passed out due to tiredness or drunkeness. Poor friendy!

Ok, that had nothing to do with the thread.

[CountryBob]

I woke up with my head in a cat's litterbox in an apartment of a chick whom I had never met before in a town 30 miles from my hometown. There was multiple pieces of cat shit and litter smudged into my hair and inside my right eyelid. I staggered into the bedroom and woke up the chick who didnt know who I was either. I then busted out the front door and went down in the parking lot where I passed out - later awakening with my face in my on vomit on a 100 degree plus road!

Sometimes it dont pay to get THAT fucked up!

[marky2bucks]

Nice.
Love to hear the story behind that, but I imagine you have no recollection of it.:happy:

I've actually posted it a few times before.

Got drunk in college (PSU), was hanging out on rooftops, because that made sense at the time. Finished a fifth of rum, started walking home. Blacked out, woke up on a roof, no idea how I got there. I think there was shimmying involved, but can't be sure. I called my roommates and left the oddest message ever put on an answering machine. Something like, "Stuck on a roof, I can see an alley, bring some rope". The roommates came with my climbing gear, and a 12 pack. This was a little out of the ordinary at 4AM, which the police picked up on. Which complicated things since I had no way to get down off this roof without jumping or rappelling. With the cops distracted by my only reasonable escape route, I attempted to "hop down" to a lower roof, which made sense at the time... so I broke a rib, got 4 staples in my head and 4 in my arm, got tickets for drunk and disordlerly and criminal trespass, and almost didn't graduate because of probation. The doctor said I would have probably broken my back if my drunk body hadn't gone limp. So yes, booze saved my life.

CN: Drank too much. I'm an idiot.

[KC2OSO]

At a Halloween party at the U of Deleware, I was drinking grain and wearing a 'fisherman' costume which consisted only of a fishing net over my head. I recall wrestling with Maverick from Top Gun in the street, being bloody, stair diving, and somehow being hassled by the cops. Later that evening I became separated from (was abandoned by) my friends at a different frat party.
Being a friendly drunk and seeing a pledge being vigorously hazed by a frat member, I sought to remedy the situation by intervening. The frat brother knocked me out. Turns out he was state boxing champ of Delaware at the time or something like that.
At this point, people apparently moved me to another area of the house. I later woke up and wandered outside and found an unlocked car under a car cover in the neighborhood into which I somehow got, threw up and went to sleep. What a douche.

[Friday]

First... Baton Rouge is WAY more nutty than N'aulins. Had the best time there!!

Second... my freshman year I woke up in a strange dorm room down the hall from the friend i was visiting at Scranton. No idea how I got there.... but I was stark naked. *eek!!*
Found my clothes and booked.... to my car and drove back to MY school. Oh good lord.... lol

[Fezticle98]

First... Baton Rouge is WAY more nutty than N'aulins. Had the best time there!!

Second... my freshman year I woke up in a strange dorm room down the hall from the friend i was visiting at Scranton. No idea how I got there.... but I was stark naked. *eek!!*
Found my clothes and booked.... to my car and drove back to MY school. Oh good lord.... lol

Was it a guy's room you woke up in? Please say you woke up naked in a girl's room...with her naked next to you.

Was it a guy you had gone to visit? If so, awkward explaining why you took off.

[Leticia]

I woke up looking at Dougrasso's thread once...

[PapaBear]

I woke up looking at Dougrasso's thread once...

RING IT!!!!

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[CountryBob]

I woke up on a couch at a party with a curtain as a blanket and a "beard of fleas" from the couch that 3 outside dogs slept on each night. I had roughly 100 bites to my face which swelled a little for a few days. Amazingly, I also developed a taste for blood soon after.

[bigredd]

I got HAMMERED once at a wedding reception and decided I could walk the 6 or 8 blocks home. The next thing I knew there were two guys waking me ur from a brief nap in a cemetary...in my suit. Talk about a trip. I was so fucked up I could barely tell them I was ok enough to keep walking. I finally made it to a standing position, started walking and fell on my face at elast once before getting it together enough to stumble home. I still have no idea how long I actualyy slept in that cemetary.

[CassiusClay]

I woke up in a Soho doorway
A policeman knew my name
He said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground
And the breeze blew back my hair
I remember throwin' punches around
And preachin' from my chair