Take Your Pick...

[TeeBone]

If you absolutely had to make a choice and wear one of the following three items everyday for a week and go about your daily business, which would it be:

1. - A Monocle
2. - Jodhpurs
3. - An Ascot

[deepinthewoods]

I am afraid. sir. your exegesis would be better served sniffing out which of these necessities I would do WITHOUT for even the breadth of a breath. Plus I am wearing sock garters. And thigh garters. And a stent garter. Pistols at dawn (so to speak)!!!

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

[TeeBone]

I am afraid. sir. your exegesis would be better served sniffing out which of these necessities I would do WITHOUT for even the breadth of a breath. Plus I am wearing sock garters. And thigh garters. And a stent garter. Pistols at dawn (so to speak)!!!

I SAID GOOD DAY SIR!

Funniest fucking thing I have read all day.....
Thank you, Portland.

[Hottub]

Well, since I wear an ascot daily, and have no idea what the fuck Jodhpurs are...

[torker]

4. -Spats

[drjoek]

Well, since I wear ASS daily, and have no idea what the fuck Jodhpurs are...

Fixed it

[sailor]

this is actually one of those rare threads where pics would really come in handy.

[prothunderball]

this is actually one of those rare threads where pics would really come in handy.

a google image search of Jodhpurs gave me this pic

http://www.tackanory.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/Jod%20Choco%20mocca.jpg

I'm not sure if that makes me want to wear them more or if it just turns me on a whole lot.

[Judge Smails]

A Dikfer.

[sr71blackbird]

a google image search of Jodhpurs gave me this pic

http://www.tackanory.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/Jod%20Choco%20mocca.jpg

I'm not sure if that makes me want to wear them more or if it just turns me on a whole lot.

Thats a guy!



ghey

[torker]

A Dikfer.
What's a Dikfer? ~ Emmett Fitz-Hume

[Judge Smails]

What's a Dikfer? ~ Emmett Fitz-Hume

To pee with. ~ Austin Millbarge

[IamFogHat]

Are you kidding? If I had to? I would pay to wear a monocle.
Also, why isn't this a poll?

[drjoek]

http://www.savagerepublican.com/uploaded_images/klemperer-710079.jpg

HOOOOGAN!!!!

[ralphbxny]

a google image search of Jodhpurs gave me this pic

http://www.tackanory.co.uk/shopimages/products/normal/Jod%20Choco%20mocca.jpg

I'm not sure if that makes me want to wear them more or if it just turns me on a whole lot.

Is that me? SON OF A BITCH!!!

[Fallon]

Also, why isn't this a poll?

BOOYAH!

[Fezticle98]

I'll take the asscock.

[Fezticle98]

Thanks for the mod quote. It's still less gay than an ascot.

[deepinthewoods]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/6e/Mr_peanut.png

[Chigworthy]

I prefer a well-groomed merkin.