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lleeder
10-17-2007, 03:15 PM
in a dream would you tell her about it? I had this dream last night where I'm sneaking around with some other woman and I have her drop me off down the block from house so my wife doesn't see us. Should I tell my wife about this dream with no worries or will me telling her make her secretly angry. Would you tell her?

patsopinion
10-17-2007, 03:33 PM
fuck no dont tell her!

telling her implies that you felt guilty about it

BMoses
10-17-2007, 03:35 PM
You lookin for a fight?

Badinia
10-17-2007, 03:36 PM
I dreamt I had an affair with Fred Astaire, (RIP, twinkle-toes) and because he's a dead celebrity, and one that I'm not really into, I told spouse about it.

If I had dreamt about having an affair with someone who is alive and non-famous, I might have kept mum about it.

cupcakelove
10-17-2007, 04:00 PM
Its a dream. Are you really that terrified of your wife?

buzzard
10-17-2007, 04:03 PM
I suppose I'd have to find her first:laugh:

Hottub
10-17-2007, 04:13 PM
Its a dream. Are you really that terrified of your wife?


Llleeder's wife scares me!!!

sr71blackbird
10-17-2007, 04:14 PM
Never tell your woman you dreamt of another, and never comment on how another woman is "pretty".

torker
10-17-2007, 04:25 PM
And make sure you only think of your wife when masturbating, we wouldn't want you to feel any guilt.

led37zep
10-17-2007, 04:25 PM
Your wife probably has dreams of sleeping with other men, does she tell you?


EXACTLY!

scottinnj
10-17-2007, 04:59 PM
I dream of other women all the time, but I'm never married to my wife in the dream. So technically, I'm not dreamcheating.

And dream sex is just hot hot hot! One time, I on a boat with some blond and a half-black, half latina both drop dead gorgeous and I was just banging and banging and banging.

Yep, dream sex is the best.

lleeder
10-17-2007, 05:52 PM
It wasn't sex. It was more like afterwards sneaking around the neighborhood covertly.

torker
10-17-2007, 05:55 PM
You were playing Manhunt?

PapaBear
10-17-2007, 06:07 PM
My first wife dreamed that I cheated on her and she acted like it was my fault. There's no way I'd tell her if I dreamed it!

SatCam
10-17-2007, 07:13 PM
I'm sneaking around with some other woman and I have her drop me off down the block from house so my wife doesn't see us

she drove? :lol::lol::lol::lol:

PapaBear
10-17-2007, 07:17 PM
she drove? :lol::lol::lol::lol:
What? He's supposed to stink up his car with her perfume, so his wife can smell it? Geeze... Some people just don't know how to cheat.

Judge Smails
10-17-2007, 07:18 PM
If you had a dream that you flew a hijacked airliner into the Empire State Building, would you wake up and call the FBI to tell them you're having thoughts about bringing down a skyscraper? It's like that.

torker
10-17-2007, 07:19 PM
What? He's supposed to stink up his car with her pussy, so his wife can smell it? Geeze... Some people just don't know how to cheat.
:nono:

sr71blackbird
10-17-2007, 07:32 PM
Were you ever driving with your wife and pull up along side a really hot girl and make eye contact for a second? And your wife sees you?

ralphbxny
10-17-2007, 07:36 PM
:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono:

scottinnj
10-17-2007, 07:51 PM
My first wife dreamed that I cheated on her and she acted like it was my fault. There's no way I'd tell her if I dreamed it!

My wife has that dream all the time. She wakes up, WAKES ME UP (dammit) and is soooo upset over fiction in her head.

Chicks are really dumb sometimes.

Fallon
10-17-2007, 08:02 PM
Llleeder's wife scares me!!!

Lleeder's wife is hot.

Friday
10-17-2007, 08:35 PM
Lleeder's wife is hot.

Agreed!
But she means bizness... and NO.... NO TELLING!
Not unless you want to be in the doghouse, silly.

We have fantasies of our own. But kept in mind... and not vocalized... always better!!

Ritalin
10-17-2007, 10:00 PM
Not only should you tell her, but then you tell her that this is her first warning, and that she'd better shape up.

Or else.

Or else, you know, that getting dropped off down the block thing.

Dirtybird12
10-18-2007, 03:51 AM
I once had a wicked dream about Badina..but thats another post. :glurps:

DREAMS -
They have lead to many break ups & fights.
They come to you for a reason. In MY case, the angels send messages to me using dreams.

Chances are, someone is trying to tell you something. Perhaps SHE is cheating.

I say divorce and dream freely again young man.

MilkmanDann
10-18-2007, 04:13 AM
Agreed!
But she means bizness... and NO.... NO TELLING!
Not unless you want to be in the doghouse, silly.

We have fantasies of our own. But kept in mind... and not vocalized... always better!!

Oh I think you Vocalize a little.. )

Overall, cheating is a natural part of life, unless you're my partner.

Midkiff
10-18-2007, 06:08 AM
never tell the bitch anything!

Kris10
10-18-2007, 06:30 AM
deny, deny, deny!

led37zep
10-18-2007, 07:41 AM
I just went through this. My girl had a dream last night that I cheated on her with my ex and had a baby with her. I rolled over to kiss her good morning and was met with a "don't touch me, I'm mad at you". Pretty sweet!

foodcourtdruide
10-18-2007, 07:50 AM
in a dream would you tell her about it? I had this dream last night where I'm sneaking around with some other woman and I have her drop me off down the block from house so my wife doesn't see us. Should I tell my wife about this dream with no worries or will me telling her make her secretly angry. Would you tell her?

I wouldn't tell her. Everyone has thoughts about other people, to quote Dave "humans are people". Thoughts are just thoughts and dreams are just dreams... I'm sure if she told you every dirty thought she had about people other than you, you'd be pretty miserable and in the end it would be pointless.

moochcassidy
10-18-2007, 08:34 AM
If I had dreamt about having an affair with someone who is alive and non-famous, I might have kept mum about it.

:wink:

lleeder
10-18-2007, 01:28 PM
Agreed!
But she means bizness... and NO.... NO TELLING!
Not unless you want to be in the doghouse, silly.


No one wants to be in the Doghouse, What!!!!

joethebartender
10-18-2007, 01:37 PM
There is no way to tell her without screwing something up. Just don't do it! ...and remember to put the picture of the two of you back up on the nightstand when you wake up!
Love,
-Joe

Furtherman
10-18-2007, 01:39 PM
I just went through this. My girl had a dream last night that I cheated on her with my ex and had a baby with her. I rolled over to kiss her good morning and was met with a "don't touch me, I'm mad at you". Pretty sweet!

That happened to me too. Doesn't make any sense. :furious:

Badinia
10-18-2007, 04:58 PM
:wink:

Oh, you and Perry are gonna get me in trouble! ::unsure:

bigredd
10-18-2007, 06:16 PM
Jesus Harrold Christ! What are you thinking? No, you don't tell her! I don't know how long you've been married but get in the game, man. Even if by some crazy circumstance she didn't immediately respond with a kick to your groin she'd certainly remember that shit. Good luck, Bro.