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Judge Smails
10-19-2007, 01:39 PM
Can anyone make it to Garden State Mall tomorrow between 12:00 noon and 2:00 pm? If so, then you have a chance.

As I've mentioned on here before, I keep getting these emails about The Ricola Mystery Cougher contest (I have no idea how they got my email address). Anyway, as usual I can't make it tomorrow, as I'm taking my kids to Six Flags, so I'm passing this on to anyone interested.

The way the contest works: The Mystery Cougher starts coughing. You offer him/her a Ricola. If it's the right guy/gal then they whip out 100 prize envelopes for you to choose from. Depending on the enveolpe, you can win anywhere from $500 to the $1 Million prize. Just remember me if you win.

"Don't be a putz. When you're rich and famous you'll send me a postcard"


Here's (http://www.ricolamysterycougher.com/) the official, site which includes the rules

Here's the clue I was emailed:

Hello friends, it's The Ricola Mystery Cougher again.

I'm in your area right now, and giving the first person who offers me a soothing, herbal Ricola a chance to win up to one million dollars. I'll be coughing tomorrow, October 20th, between 12-2 pm. Where? Here's your final clue:

There's no time to stall, or even to wait.
I'm coming to a mall in the Garden State.
A troublesome cough is how I'll be revealed
Hope to see you and your Ricola at the Westfield.

Make sure you bring Ricola cough drops. Good luck!
Furtherman
10-19-2007, 01:42 PM
Shit. There was this guy coughing outside and I punched him in the throat to shut him up.
spoon
10-19-2007, 01:46 PM
Can anyone make it to Garden State Mall tomorrow between 12:00 noon and 2:00 pm? If so, then you have a chance.

As I've mentioned on here before, I keep getting these emails about The Ricola Mystery Cougher contest (I have no idea how they got my email address). Anyway, as usual I can't make it tomorrow, as I'm taking my kids to Six Flags, so I'm passing this on to anyone interested.

The way the contest works: The Mystery Cougher starts coughing. You offer him/her a Ricola. If it's the right guy/gal then they whip out 100 prize envelopes for you to choose from. Depending on the enveolpe, you can win anywhere from $500 to the $1 Million prize. Just remember me if you win.

"Don't be a putz. When you're rich and famous you'll send me a postcard"


Here's (http://www.ricolamysterycougher.com/) the official, site which includes the rules

Here's the clue I was emailed:


Nah ha! Now I know where you're from!! Take that personal info!



Seriously though, you sure on the mall? And what about the rest of the clue?
spoon
10-19-2007, 01:47 PM
And can I offer up a Ludens? Those cherry ones might not work, but hell they're basically cherry life savers! Mmmmmm!
Judge Smails
10-19-2007, 01:48 PM
Nah ha! Now I know where you're from!! Take that personal info!



Seriously though, you sure on the mall? And what about the rest of the clue?

Oh yeah. I did some research. Turns out that The Garden State Mall is the only Westfield mall listed for New Jersey.
spoon
10-19-2007, 01:53 PM
Who owns Paramus Park?

And is this supposed to be a woman or man?

How about location in the mall? Main area, or in the common areas?
spoon
10-19-2007, 01:54 PM
I ask this only bc I was going there tomorrow already to get some shit I need.
Judge Smails
10-19-2007, 01:54 PM
Who owns Paramus Park?

And is this supposed to be a woman or man?

How about location in the mall? Main area, or in the common areas?

Hey, what do I gotta do everything?
Dougie Brootal
10-19-2007, 01:55 PM
I have no idea how they got my email address

probably all that kiddie porn youve been searching. its probably the FBI. or chris hansen with dateline NBC.
Sheeplovr
10-19-2007, 01:59 PM
im going to go to the mall just to cough randomly for free ricola
Furtherman
10-19-2007, 02:02 PM
im going to go to the mall just to cough randomly for free ricola

:lol:
djjd
10-19-2007, 02:26 PM
Who owns Paramus Park?

And is this supposed to be a woman or man?

How about location in the mall? Main area, or in the common areas?

just look for somebody dressed in lederhosen, and carrying one of those really big horns

http://www.hal-pc.org/~tnewell/images/2005-08-01/ricola.jpg
lleeder
10-19-2007, 02:30 PM
What if they cough in the bathroom can I offer up something else?
djjd
10-19-2007, 02:38 PM
What if they cough in the bathroom can I offer up something else?

that didn't work out very well for larry craig
buzzard
10-19-2007, 03:20 PM
I'd prefer to meet:

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/180px-SmithBrothers_04.jpg
drjoek
10-19-2007, 04:46 PM
http://arbyte.us/blog_archive/2005/11/drevil_million_dollars.jpg


ONE MILLION DOLLARS:laugh:
Judge Smails
10-19-2007, 06:31 PM
I just noticed that I put this in Old School. Don't know how that happened. Any chance someone can move it to Off Topic?
Hottub
10-19-2007, 06:34 PM
Perhaps somebody can!

Great Adventure???

Maybe I won't!!:devil2:
RADIO-SHARK
10-19-2007, 06:45 PM
Garden State Plaza, I use to work in Bambergers (Macys now)as a stockboy. I use to write and draw all over the walls of the stock rooms when I was there. GOOD TIMES!:devil2:
Hottub
10-19-2007, 06:51 PM
Bambergers??

And you's thought I was old!!:ohmy:
RADIO-SHARK
10-19-2007, 06:56 PM
I, m going there tomorrow to find that ricola guy. I,ll be wearing my Don Stugots shirt.
Judge Smails
10-19-2007, 07:03 PM
Garden State Plaza, I use to work in Bambergers (Macys now)as a stockboy. I use to write and draw all over the walls of the stock rooms when I was there. GOOD TIMES!:devil2:

I have vague childhood memories of when Garden State Plaza was still an open-air mall before they enclosed it. Also, I remember the giant Santa Claus figure they used to put in the parking lot at Christmas time.

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b47/alden97/garden20state0plaza200pararmus0nj.jpg?t=1192850858
RADIO-SHARK
10-19-2007, 07:23 PM
Yes it was all open and to get to store to store in the rain or snow you walked under these cement awnings running along the stores. they also had individual pretsel venders along the way
StupidGirlllll
10-20-2007, 01:55 AM
I hate RT 17 traffic & have you ever been to a Bergan County mall on a SAt? Its crazy no were to park even if you have a handi cap permit.
Judge Smails
10-20-2007, 06:48 AM
And HEY . . . . . Let's be careful out there.
Judge Smails
12-13-2007, 05:08 PM
I'm going to keep posting these until one of you lazy fuckers gets off your asses and tries to win this thing. Of course, I'll need to wet my beak just a little.

Here's the hint for tomorrow (12/14/2007). Good Luck:

Hello Metropolitans, it's The Ricola Mystery Cougher again.

I'm in your area right now, giving the first person to offer me a soothing, herbal Ricola a chance to win up to one million dollars.

I'll be coughing Friday, December 14th, between 2pm and 4pm. Where? Here's your final clue:

An opera house no more, but you'll still have ball.
On West 34th you might win it all.

Make sure you bring your Ricola. Good luck!
Judge Smails
12-14-2007, 05:28 AM
What the hell . . . I'm going to bump this even though I think I'm the only one here taking this seriously. Is this worse than asking for the Daily News Cash Numbers, or whatever they were called?

Anywho, get yourselves down to the Hammerstein Ballroom today all you Manhattan people!
King Hippos Bandaid
12-14-2007, 05:34 AM
What the hell . . . I'm going to bump this even though I think I'm the only one here taking this seriously. Is this worse than asking for the Daily News Cash Numbers, or whatever they were called?

Anywho, get yourselves down to the Hammerstein Ballroom today all you Manhattan people!

whats going on there tonight