Ways To Say "Taking A Shit"

[Doctor Z]

There sure are a lot of ways to say it. I'll start off the list with...

* Dropping a deuce
* Making a deposit
* Pinching a loaf

and just to get it out of the way early,

* Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool

[PapaBear]

I'm gonna do some reading.

[epo]

Dropping mud.

Sitting over water.

[Fezticle98]

Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

[deepinthewoods]

I met an Aussie soundman once who referred to it as "laying cable."

[TooLowBrow]

doing a black earl

[PapaBear]

Bring me the 5 gallon spackle bucket and a plastic shopping bag.

[PapaBear]

Let's fertilize the tour boat.

[Judge Smails]

I'm going to see a man about a horse.

[EliSnow]

Henceforth, I'm going to call it "starting a Dr. Z thread."

:tongue:

[CaptClown]

Baptizing a Baby Ruth.

[FUNKMAN]

do a number 2

[StupidGirlllll]

all you dudes failed to mention your favorite saying

Taking A dump

[PhishHead]

wow you guys are crude.

"i have to go to the bathroom please excuse me"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I say Dropping the Kids off

and dont underestimate the word POOP, I love the word POOP

:king:

[ScottFromGA]

when I'm pissed at someone....I usually say, "Im gonna go take a (insert name here)"

:innocent:

[DolaMight]

When I'm happy
Excuse me, I'm off to void feces from my bowels
When I'm mad
Please excuse me while I defecate in your ear canal.
When I'm Sad
I just shit my pants.

[IMSlacker]

defecate.

[Midkiff]

I'm gonna go deploy a sub
deploy seal team 2
drop the kids off at the pool

[tele7]

Take a crunch

[WhistlePig]

Gotta poop
Gotta poop
Gotta do the fandango

[drusilla]

poo

or poopie

i think my parents used to say "dootz" when walking the dog

my boyfriend just calls it "taking a doody"

[Servo]

Growing a tail

[Marc with a c]

poop is gross.

[led37zep]

I'm gonna go drop some gooey goodness.

[BrentfromTN1]

I am going to my office to do some paperwork.

[A.J.]

When it's diarrhea...

"Rocketing Yoo-Hoo"

[IamPixie]

my mom refers to it as having a "BM"

[Chip Vaughn]

Surprised no one has said it yet, but...

Dumping out, and try for excellent fume control

/thank you John from Cincinnati

:flush:

[FUNKMAN]

crap

[Midkiff]

I'm gonna go feed Jim Norton

[danner1515]

I've always been fond of "dropping anchor."

[Axem Red]

-Taking a slam

-As a bonus how about the lyrics to the diarrhea song:
"If you're climbing up a ladder and you hear something splatter..."
"If you're running down the hall and you feel something fall..."

[ScottFromGA]

oh yeah....forgot about "Pop a Squat"

[Midkiff]

pinch a loaf

[Bulldogcakes]

I don't care what you call it, just don't describe it or the aroma when you're finished.

[Reephdweller]

I've heard these....

I gotta make

I gotta potty

[Chris from TX]

I don't care what you call it, just don't describe it or the aroma when you're finished.

...or take a picture

[BoondockSaint]

Why is is that they call it "taking a dump" when you are actually leaving a dump?

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/beavis.jpg

[CaptainBlowhole]

Heave a Havana

I gotta make kaka

[TeeBone]

I have two:

Percolating some butt-coffee
and
Expelling a democrat

[Midkiff]

caca poopoo

[ANC]

I have two:

Percolating some butt-coffee
and
Expelling a democrat

HAHAHA I know someone who uses that constantly..

[ANC]

I just wince, hold my gut and let out a groan....

[Freakshow]

Why is is that they call it "taking a dump" when you are actually leaving a dump?

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/beavis.jpg

I think Gallagher 'invented' that joke.

[drjoek]

New thread idea tree is getting a little thin I guess?:thumbdown:

[realmenhatelife]

Drop mud
make boom
make bears
And from deuce I always think making 'deuce staley' or 'deuce macallistar' usually macallistar

[Chigworthy]

I've gotta go clone your mom.

[Furtherman]

Punch a growler.

[buzzard]

sinking submarines is probably the oldest

visit dead relatives always works for me

talk to Tommy(toilet that is)

[high fly]

Pumping loaf.

I need to see a man about a dog

And thanks to Kinky Friedman for, Taking a big ol' Nixon