The Monkey Revolution Has Begun!

[Judge Smails]

The first salvo has been fired. (http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/10/21/asia/AS-GEN-India-Monkey-Menace.php)

Indian official dies escaping monkeys

A senior official of Indian capital Delhi died after he suffered severe head injuries while trying to escape from a group of aggressive monkeys, officials said.

Delhi deputy mayor SS Bajwa, 52, a member of the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP), was reading a newspaper on his terrace on Friday when he was attacked by the monkeys, party official Harsh Vardhan said.

Bajwa fell from the terrace while trying to escape his attackers.

The deputy mayor was admitted to the intensive care unit of a Delhi hospital in critical condition and died, the official said.

[lleeder]

Was there 12 of them?

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s49/cornerfilm/12monkeys.jpg

[TooLowBrow]

Indian official dyes escaping monkeys
http://www.actwin.com/kalostrader/YearOfMonkey.jpg

[moochcassidy]

monkey
live
in
the
jungle
robot
replicate
in
factory

[Furtherman]

Performing monkeys attack trainer in China (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3816785/Performing-monkeys-attack-trainer-in-China.html)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01208/monkeys1_1208243c.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

http://www.sandiegoserenade.com/images/275px-Karlhead.JPG

Chimpanzee That! Monkey News.

[Coach]

Monkey ball!

[Furtherman]

They're becoming more.... clever...

Monkey caught on tape burglarizing business (http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=180614&catid=28)

And with the help of a human accomplice, Shelley Rosenfeld believes the monkey was trained to steal several hundred dollars worth of her merchandise.

[Gvac]

You just knew Bubbles was gonna go bad once Michael was gone.

http://blogs.sltrib.com/b2evolution/media/blogs/burger/snf23spdf_380_565737a.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

I'd steal a salvia plant too.

[Judge Smails]

And with the help of a human accomplice, Shelley Rosenfeld believes the monkey was trained to steal several hundred dollars worth of her merchandise.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/b/b2/150px-Dougiesouthpark.jpg

SIMPSONS DID IT!



http://www.gothamist.com/images/mojo.jpg

[Aggie]

They're becoming more.... clever...

Monkey caught on tape burglarizing business (http://www.ksdk.com/news/national/story.aspx?storyid=180614&catid=28)

He just needed some liquor money.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2005/2168669832_29a9f4c099_b.jpg

I saw that this morning, it cracked me up. That's like 20 minutes from me and where my hubby grew up.

[Dude!]

didn't the monkey revolution
really begin earlier this year
when the chimp ate off the
face of the Connecticut woman?

come to think of it
the monkey revolution
really began even earlier...
November 4, 2008

[Furtherman]

And ergo, the monkey is smarter than some humans.

:thumbdown:

[brettmojo]

I think it all started much earlier than that...

http://happyvalleynews.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/the-monkees2.jpg

[hanso]

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/56/l_7c15757372994cc7a14188540bc57abc.gif
No wonder they attacked. Its hard work.

[fezident]

"Bad dates."

http://www.delriomedia.com/questions/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/npr-monkey.jpg

[Judge Smails]

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