Chigworthy
10-23-2007, 10:33 PM
Holy distilled Christ did I stumble across a tall stack of shit with food network's 2 Dudes Catering. Yay!!! Another show letting us take a peek into how untenably-cool life in L.A. is. This time, despite their hermetically-sealed teeth, two rich kids masquerade as earthy surfer-hippies, and let us see just how fucking cool life in L.A. can be for the rest of us poor souls who will never experience the joy of rubbing elbows with and wiping the ass of vapid movie stars.
These two cockcunts met in Culinary School? Then why in fuck would they show garlic as an ingredient in mirepoix? Easily the most basic concept in cooking, how can you fuck up a simple mixture of onions, carrots and celery. Yes, I know that mirepoix is commonly seasoned with aromatics, but I just can't forgive these pricks for the slightest mistake.
A goddamn big mistake is them patronizingly using taco-wagon food as an "inspiration" for their first big TV show catering gig. We have the pleasure of watching these fucks order food from said wagon and show us how inferior the Mexican family that is running the taco wagon is by saying shit like "It's actually really good". Then they say some more extremely white shit like "We'll take this marginal brown-race food and really 'kick it up' for the superior L.A. palate." Like it should come as surprising that food cooked by lower-class brown people is actually pretty good.
I could spit more vitriol, but this has really become a self-serving rant for how much I hate stereotypical people from Southern California. The show is a pile of cock, and sums up everything that is wrong with the food network.
These two cockcunts met in Culinary School? Then why in fuck would they show garlic as an ingredient in mirepoix? Easily the most basic concept in cooking, how can you fuck up a simple mixture of onions, carrots and celery. Yes, I know that mirepoix is commonly seasoned with aromatics, but I just can't forgive these pricks for the slightest mistake.
A goddamn big mistake is them patronizingly using taco-wagon food as an "inspiration" for their first big TV show catering gig. We have the pleasure of watching these fucks order food from said wagon and show us how inferior the Mexican family that is running the taco wagon is by saying shit like "It's actually really good". Then they say some more extremely white shit like "We'll take this marginal brown-race food and really 'kick it up' for the superior L.A. palate." Like it should come as surprising that food cooked by lower-class brown people is actually pretty good.
I could spit more vitriol, but this has really become a self-serving rant for how much I hate stereotypical people from Southern California. The show is a pile of cock, and sums up everything that is wrong with the food network.