One Giant Reap for Mankind

[torker]

I thought that we owned the moon?

China Launches First Lunar Probe
By AUDRA ANG – 14 hours ago

BEIJING (AP) — Embarking on an ambitious 10-year moon exploration program, China launched its first lunar probe Wednesday — a leap forward in the Asian space race that gave a boost to national pride, and the promise of scientific and military payoffs.

Just a week ago, Japan put a probe into orbit around the moon, and India is likely to join the rivalry soon, with plans to send its own lunar probe into space in April.

The Long March 3A rocket left a trail of smoke Wednesday as it soared into cloudy skies from the Xichang Satellite Launch Center in the southwestern province of Sichuan.

Twenty-four minutes later, the Chang'e 1 satellite — named after a mythical Chinese goddess who flew to the moon — separated from the carrier rocket on a trajectory to reach lunar orbit in 13 days.

[Furtherman]

Under a red moon we will one day sleep.

[Judge Smails]

Well this means NASA's really fucked. This puts it behind the Asians in it's return to the moon. And, as everyone knows, you never want to get stuck behind an Asian when you're trying to get somewhere. They'll probably have their left turn blinker on the whole way there too.

[Dougie Brootal]

Well this means NASA's really fucked. This puts it behind the Asians in it's return to the moon. And, as everyone knows, you never want to get stuck behind an Asian when you're trying to get somewhere. They'll probably have their left turn blinker on the whole way there too.

as a man who, one day, hopes to have a threesome with an asian chick, i am offended by your racism! i recommend a banning for judge smails!! RACIST!

[Hottub]

"The Long March 3A rocket left a trail of smoke Wednesday as it soared into cloudy skies from the Xichang Satellite Launch Center in the southwestern province of Sichuan.

Twenty-four minutes later, the Chang'e 1 satellite — named after a mythical Chinese goddess who flew to the moon — separated from the carrier rocket on a trajectory to reach lunar orbit in 13 days. "

13 days to reach orbit? Are they fucking walking there?

[Judge Smails]

as a man who, one day, hopes to have a threesome with an asian chick, i am offended by your racism! i recommend a banning for judge smails!! RACIST!

I thought you left? I saw you crying over at Spread the Iris about people breaking your balls here because you like staring at cocks. And, I thought my post was very politically correct. Notice I said Asian and not Oriental.

[Dougie Brootal]

I thought you left? I saw you crying over at Spread the Iris about people breaking your balls here because you like staring at cocks. And, I thought my post was very politically correct. Notice I said Asian and not Oriental.

i know im just kidding, silly.:surrender:


edit: and thats not what i was crying about.

[Furtherman]

13 days to reach orbit? Are they fucking walking there?

Confucius say: It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

[Earlshog]

One Giant Reap for Mankind


careful, we are in a post JV and Elvis world...

[torker]

One Giant Reap for Mankind


careful, we are in a post JV and Elvis world...

what?

[Zorro]

"The Long March 3A rocket left a trail of smoke Wednesday as it soared into cloudy skies from the Xichang Satellite Launch Center in the southwestern province of Sichuan.

Twenty-four minutes later, the Chang'e 1 satellite — named after a mythical Chinese goddess who flew to the moon — separated from the carrier rocket on a trajectory to reach lunar orbit in 13 days. "

13 days to reach orbit? Are they fucking walking there?

See the Judge's post for an explanation

[scottinnj]

as a man who, one day, hopes to have a threesome with an asian chick,

Wait, wait. You didn't bang that broad your chick brought home? I thought it was a done deal?

[scottinnj]

Won Giart Rep fo Manlind

Fixed it for ya!

I mean, if your going to be racist, get it right folks!

[TheMojoPin]

Never get involved in a land war in Asia when the MOON is on the line.

D'uh.

[Furtherman]

The rocket is actually a missle to stop the dragon from eating the moon.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bf/Dragon_chinois.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I thought that we owned the moon?

Damn straight!

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[torker]

An Asian Moon:
http://www.rickross.com/images/moonie3.jpg

[scottinnj]

An Asian Moon:
http://www.rickross.com/images/moonie3.jpg


LOCK THE THREAD MIKEYBOY!


Torker just went to the top of the pyramid!

[torker]

Wax on,
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=66695&rendTypeId=4
wax off.
http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=66694&rendTypeId=4

[TheMojoPin]

Beijing, we have a problem.

[A.J.]

Beijing, we have a probRem.

Fixed it for you.

[epo]

Damn straight!

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Fuck the moon....I miss Mr. Show. Damn you MikeyBoy!

[high fly]

Well this means NASA's really fucked. This puts it behind the Asians in it's return to the moon. And, as everyone knows, you never want to get stuck behind an Asian when you're trying to get somewhere. They'll probably have their left turn blinker on the whole way there too.


Yeah, but we're still number one in diapernauts!