more bathroom ettiquite

[topless_mike]

Ugh.
more people with less bathroom manners.

there are 2 stalls here. i was sitting comfortably in one, and there was a gentleman occupying the one next to me. he flushed twice, so i'm guessing that they are courtesy flushes. so i continue reading my magazine, and at this point, out of the corner of my eye, i notice his hand reaching under the stall wall: he's reaching for the plunger. he gets a hold of it, turns it sideways, and pulls it under the wall.

why couldnt he just sit tight in the stall until i get up and leave, and then go get it.

whats next? reaching for my wallet? wtf?

:furious:

[Earlshog]

Ugh.
more people with less bathroom manners.

there are 2 stalls here. i was sitting comfortably in one, and there was a gentleman occupying the one next to me. he flushed twice, so i'm guessing that they are courtesy flushes. so i continue reading my magazine, and at this point, out of the corner of my eye, i notice his hand reaching under the stall wall: he's reaching for the plunger. he gets a hold of it, turns it sideways, and pulls it under the wall.

why couldnt he just sit tight in the stall until i get up and leave, and then go get it.

whats next? reaching for my wallet? wtf?

:furious:


if you are lucky, next time he will reach for something else

[Dougie Brootal]

tap.



tap tap tap.







tap. tap.







taptaptaptaptap.

[Fallon]

I noticed at the movie theater mens room last week that I had too wide of a stance while pissing in the stall. That was uncomfortable.

[Hottub]

tap.



tap tap tap.







tap. tap.







taptaptaptaptap.

That time you beat me to it.

[Furtherman]

out of the corner of my eye, i notice his hand reaching under the stall wall: he's reaching for the plunger. he gets a hold of it, turns it sideways, and pulls it under the wall.

Abner?

[JimBeam]

Where oyu laready in the stall when this other cretin showed up ?

This is one of the reasons why only one stall should be used.

If you went into the stall either simultaneously or when the other was already occupied it serves you right.

[topless_mike]

Where oyu laready in the stall when this other cretin showed up ?

This is one of the reasons why only one stall should be used.

If you went into the stall either simultaneously or when the other was already occupied it serves you right.

he was in his stall, then i showed up afterwards.

[Fezticle98]

Where oyu laready in the stall when this other cretin showed up ?

This is one of the reasons why only one stall should be used.

If you went into the stall either simultaneously or when the other was already occupied it serves you right.

This could be one of the most retarded things I've ever read.

[Terry-Two]

A few years back I was working for a financial firm in downtown Manhattan and , as is my style at every job I've had, I obtained the code for the bathroom on a floor occupied by a different firm; to avoid awkward bathroom meetings and such. Anyway, I am in the stall against the wall, furthest from the door. There are 4 other open stalls and some ass clown picks the stall right next to me, which infuriates the hell out of me. A few seconds after he enters I hear some of the most heinous bathroom sounds I have ever heard. There is then a "break in the action" so to speak and I hear the guy start moving around a lot. THen it happened. I hear a sound that we all know, it is one of the most distinctive sounds I can think of and it utterly repuled me. This disgusting excuse for a human being was sitting on the toilet bowl, three inches over his own fecies.....eating an apple!!!!

[Furtherman]

THen it happened. I hear a sound that we all know, it is one of the most distinctive sounds I can think of and it utterly repuled me. This disgusting excuse for a human being was sitting on the toilet bowl, three inches over his own fecies.....eating an apple!!!!

http://www.reel.com/Content/reelimages/reviews/rev_200x130_ladiesman.jpg

Um, yea... that's disgustin'.

[mikeyboy]

Ugh.
more people with less bathroom manners.

there are 2 stalls here. i was sitting comfortably in one, and there was a gentleman occupying the one next to me. he flushed twice, so i'm guessing that they are courtesy flushes. so i continue reading my magazine, and at this point, out of the corner of my eye, i notice his hand reaching under the stall wall: he's reaching for the plunger. he gets a hold of it, turns it sideways, and pulls it under the wall.

why couldnt he just sit tight in the stall until i get up and leave, and then go get it.

whats next? reaching for my wallet? wtf?

:furious:

What kind of shitty public bathroom has a plunger in the stall?

http://images.realtravel.com/media/md/70/99/7099f523761acb7bd3a5bd7c77170e3e.jpg

[SatCam]

A few years back I was working for a financial firm in downtown Manhattan and , as is my style at every job I've had, I obtained the code for the bathroom on a floor occupied by a different firm; to avoid awkward bathroom meetings and such. Anyway, I am in the stall against the wall, furthest from the door. There are 4 other open stalls and some ass clown picks the stall right next to me, which infuriates the hell out of me. A few seconds after he enters I hear some of the most heinous bathroom sounds I have ever heard. There is then a "break in the action" so to speak and I hear the guy start moving around a lot. THen it happened. I hear a sound that we all know, it is one of the most distinctive sounds I can think of and it utterly repuled me. This disgusting excuse for a human being was sitting on the toilet bowl, three inches over his own fecies.....eating an apple!!!!

well considering apples are good for bulking up stool he is a smart and health conscious man! :flush:

[Hottub]

WWYDD?

(What would Yerdaddy do?)

http://idontreadyourblog.blogs.friendster.com/photos/squatholes_of_yemen/squathole_sheesha.jpg

[Devo37]

what kind of creepy weirdo would reach under the stall-wall for anything, much less a plunger????

i walked into the office bathroom the other day and a co-worker was at the urinal using the look ma no hands, both hands on his hips, wild fire-hose technique. i turned around and walked right out.

[cupcakelove]

It could have been urgent. Who knows if he had any time to wait for you to leave or even to ask you to hand it to him.

[Chris from TX]

what kind of creepy weirdo would reach under the stall-wall for anything, much less a plunger???

The kind of creep who didn't want to apologize for getting shitty toilet water all over his and your pants. I'll give that weirdo the benefit of the doubt.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/iftk/11/kamera_05.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Why were you sitting on the plunger?

[joethebartender]

When I worked for Paine Webber in an office we had this guy we'll call Mr.K. the dude must have had kidney stones or a prostate the size of a cantaloupe.

He would make the sounds of a man shitting out a cannon ball every time he took a piss. A piss would take him 2-3 literal minutes!

One time I was dropping bombs and he must've walked in to pee. The f'ing noises had me in hysterics. I couldn't go anywhere so it was 20 times funnier. (like getting the giggles in church) No way to stop laughing...I felt sooo bad. But if you're gonna make some noise or terrible Indian food aromas.. u gotta make sure that the coast is clear!

[topless_mike]

what kind of creepy weirdo would reach under the stall-wall for anything, much less a plunger????

i walked into the office bathroom the other day and a co-worker was at the urinal using the look ma no hands, both hands on his hips, wild fire-hose technique. i turned around and walked right out.

that bugs me the fuck out
i dont know why.
maybe i should stop looking at other men in the bathroom.

[drjoek]

http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php

Take the test

[topless_mike]

:furious:
so im sitting on the can just now.
i had a chopsteak, wings, and some other appetizer last nite.
i had 2 weight watcher bagels for breakfast.

look, it was pretty rancid. i wont beat around my bush.
this intern walks in (young and wiseass). now i have on blackshoes, and khackis, so unless he saw me go in, which he didnt, he has no clue who is in the stall.
he does his bidness and then says "yo, you need to have that looked at by a dr."
he leaves, comes back in, and puts down, under the door, a can of glade spray.

so now im walking around horribly embarrased with myself.

[A.J.]

And that's why I hate shitting at work.

[Furtherman]

:he does his bidness and then says "yo, you need to have that looked at by a dr."
he leaves, comes back in, and puts down, under the door, a can of glade spray.


That's just wrong. Fuckin' hysterical, but wrong. You don't do that. I'd want to spray it in his eyes.

[Jujubees2]

:
this intern walks in (young and wiseass). now i have on blackshoes, and khackis, so unless he saw me go in, which he didnt, he has no clue who is in the stall.
he does his bidness and then says "yo, you need to have that looked at by a dr."
he leaves, comes back in, and puts down, under the door, a can of glade spray.

so now im walking around horribly embarrased with myself.

Great, this intern sounds like another asshole who thinks HIS shit doesn't smell.

[FANDICK]

:furious:
so im sitting on the can just now.
i had a chopsteak, wings, and some other appetizer last nite.
i had 2 weight watcher bagels for breakfast.

look, it was pretty rancid. i wont beat around my bush.
this intern walks in (young and wiseass). now i have on blackshoes, and khackis, so unless he saw me go in, which he didnt, he has no clue who is in the stall.
he does his bidness and then says "yo, you need to have that looked at by a dr."
he leaves, comes back in, and puts down, under the door, a can of glade spray.

so now im walking around horribly embarrased with myself.

You should've given him a swirly.

:smoke:

[DiabloSammich]

So, did you ever get to the doctor?

[Sinestro]

What did you want them to do do? Ignore it?? I'm sure you wouldn't have owned up to the stinky stink that you laid down, let alone used a spray to neutralize your smelly shit.

[Zorro]

Ugh.
more people with less bathroom manners.

there are 2 stalls here. i was sitting comfortably in one, and there was a gentleman occupying the one next to me. he flushed twice, so i'm guessing that they are courtesy flushes. so i continue reading my magazine, and at this point, out of the corner of my eye, i notice his hand reaching under the stall wall: he's reaching for the plunger. he gets a hold of it, turns it sideways, and pulls it under the wall.

why couldnt he just sit tight in the stall until i get up and leave, and then go get it.

whats next? reaching for my wallet? wtf?

:furious:

If Larry Craig had thought of that he'd be looking at another term

[Snacks]

what that kid did is exactly what i would do (except the dr part) I was at work 1 day and someone came in and killed the bathroom. I was so pissed off and told the fucker to spray and make sure the bowl was clean. it was a community bathroom so men and women used it. one of my girl employees came to me and said it smelled and the toilet was nasty. i went over to him and fired him that day.

[TeeBone]

No talking or acknowledgment of anyone's existence is he best form of bathroom etiquette. You're there for one reason, that's it.

[topless_mike]

well, im happy to say that this intern is no longer with us.
he decided to play some games with peoples computers ( ctl+alt+down arrow) for april fools day.
all was fun and games until he did it to the HR person's computer.
she found it to be accessing info he didnt have authorization to and was let go.

[TooLowBrow]

ctl+alt+down arrow
what does that do?
i'm afraid to try

[Furtherman]

( ctl+alt+down arrow)

what does that do?
i'm afraid to try

I never heard of it either.... it's funny, and easily reversable.

[topless_mike]

try it
then you ctl+alt+up arrow to reverse.

its great to do to somebody that just barely knows how to use a comp, like an older lady/man, or even an IT person.

[TooLowBrow]

i have a mac.
it didnt do shit

[Furtherman]

i have a mac.
it didnt do shit

Actually, it did, but the repercussions won't be felt until later.



Good luck.

[Kris10]

I'm not doing it. I don't trust you guys!!!!!

[TooLowBrow]

not the same but still fun

for mac users
With one hand, hold down the three keys at the bottom left of the keyboard:

* "Control", "Alt/Option", and the Apple key (the one with the Apple symbol on it).

With your other hand, press "8" in the row of numbers above the letters.Note that this will not work if you use the number pad on the right.
Enjoy your awesome computer!

[Fallon]

I'm not doing it. I don't trust you guys!!!!!

I'll give it a shot...

OH MY GOD NOOOOO!!!

http://kdr7483.k12.sd.us/explosion.gif

[topless_mike]

I'm not doing it. I don't trust you guys!!!!!

all it does is flip your screen upside down.
doesnt bring up gay porn or anything (:furious:)

[Kris10]

all it does is flip your screen upside down.
doesnt bring up gay porn or anything (:furious:)

I KNEW YOU'D JUST END UP TELLING ME!!! Besides all I needed was to freeze up my screen and not know how to fix it myself. :tongue:

[Kris10]

I'll give it a shot...

OH MY GOD NOOOOO!!!

http://kdr7483.k12.sd.us/explosion.gif

lol shut up