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TeeBone
10-26-2007, 12:50 AM
10/26/1881 ... The Shootout at the OK Corral.
Normally, this would be the coolest event that ever happened on any particular day, but I say 'NO.'

10/26/1984 ... A 14 day old infant known as "Baby Fae" received the first Baboon-to-human heart transfer and lived for 20 days with the new organ. Sadly the child died but in the last 23 years science has gone forward enough that if we replaced a human's heart with a baboon heart today; "Baby Fae" would have lived much longer. There is no way to tell if the child would have taken on any of the attributes of a baboon - but who knows, it could have happened...She may have been able to climb better, etc...

My question is:
If you had to have animal surgery performed on you, which animal would it be and what attribute would you hope to obtain?

A.J.
10-26-2007, 04:56 AM
A horse. So I could be hung like one.

TheMojoPin
10-26-2007, 05:24 AM
But noboy ever hires dirty centaurs.

BeerBandit
10-26-2007, 05:52 AM
I need a monkey tail. It's hard to type on the keyboard and feed the baby at the same time. A prehensile tail should solve that dilemma.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-26-2007, 05:58 AM
an Elephant Trunk , so I can annoy others with it

:king:

topless_mike
10-26-2007, 08:30 AM
a rhino's horn

so when i tell women that i am horny, i wont get slapped.

Yeti.
10-26-2007, 10:17 AM
I need a monkey tail. It's hard to type on the keyboard and feed the baby at the same time. A prehensile tail should solve that dilemma.

monkey......:laugh:

MadMatt
10-26-2007, 11:04 AM
I need a monkey tail. It's hard to type on the keyboard and feed the baby at the same time. A prehensile tail should solve that dilemma.

I have wanted a prehensile tail since I was a kid - I would still take one in a New York Minute. Tails rule!

http://www.pojo.com/dragonball/EpisodeSummaries/japdb/GokuWTail.jpg

mendyweiss
10-26-2007, 11:34 AM
I would like the horns of a goat. Then I could walk down 125th street late at night with nooooo problem

topless_mike
10-26-2007, 11:40 AM
i wish to re-nig on my rhino horns.
i wish to wish a wish for a skunks anal-glands.

to clear a room is one thing...
to destroy a room is divine !

TeeBone
10-26-2007, 02:53 PM
But noboy ever hires dirty centaurs.


The best SNL reference I have heard in a while......

Good one, Pin