Maxim Magazine Calls a Horse a Horse

[HBox]

Maxim names Sarah Jessica Parker Unsexiest. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21494412/)

http://msnbcmedia4.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Slideshows/_production/ss_070807_twics/ss_070807_twics_09.hmedium.jpg

Good job Maxim.

[Snacks]

agreed. She has to be one of the ugliest celebs, yet she is always talked about or introduced as being "so beautiful".

[drjoek]

Butterface

[mdr55]

She isn't that bad looking.

[Fezticle98]

There's something about her. I wouldn't describe her as hot, but there's something there.

[torker]

Maxim's getting edgy.http://www.journobiz.com/forum/images/smilies/yawn.gif

[djjd]

Maxim names Sarah Jessica Parker Unsexiest.

about time

[BMoses]

I think the list is pretty spot on. I have thought Sandra Oh was hideous back on Arliss

[lleeder]

I heard someone on the set was reading this, told her and she called Maxim on the phone to yell at them. Maxim then tried to say they meant Kim Catrell. She wouldn't bash her co-star though. Maxim immediately caved and apologized.

[Chris from TX]

I heard someone on the set was reading this, told her and she called Maxim on the phone to yell at them. Maxim then tried to say they meant Kim Catrell. She wouldn't bash her co-star though. Maxim immediately caved and apologized.

Hahahaha. liiinger looonger!

[ToLEEdo]

about time someone said this

[sailor]

exceedingly mean-spirited.

[Fallon]

Hahahaha. liiinger looonger!

That face can't get any longer.

[thepaulo]

sorry....i'd do everyone on that list......

[BMoses]

sorry....i'd do everyone on that list......

Of course, you're not gay

[TheGameHHH]

i think shes an ugly horse-face, but i totally feel bad for her here. thats just a shitty thing for a national magazine to print about you. its gotta make you feel like shit. of course i wouldn't know because im stunningly handsome

[ChrisTheCop]

ok, she's not beautiful for all the acclaim she gets....

but unsexiest woman alive????

guess they dont ride the #6 train at maxim.

[midwestjeff]

i think shes an ugly horse-face, but i totally feel bad for her here. thats just a shitty thing for a national magazine to print about you. its gotta make you feel like shit. of course i wouldn't know because im stunningly handsome

Um. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but apperently you didn't read the whole list. Sorry, bro.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Brittany Spears
6. TheGameHHH, from RonFez.net

[Fezticle98]

According to Hoyle, it should be someone from Philly.

[underdog]

This list sucks. SJP isn't beautiful, but there can be something sexy about her horse face every once in a while. Sexy =/= beautiful all the time.

#2 is Amy Winehouse? A crazy, rich, crackhead? How the fuck is that not sexy? She'd probably fuck you while she blows your friend.

[IamPixie]

I think that's part of her appeal to women. So non threatening.

[Furtherman]

Sarah Jessica Parker reacts to Maxim calling her the unsexiest woman. (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/03/24/parker.unsexiest.woman.cnn)

Link is to CNN video.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wonder if she won her race at the Meadowlands last Saturday

[Doctor Manhattan]

I think she was cute in L.A. Story, but that was a long time ago (almost 20 years now) And even now she can look okay (but there do seem to be a LOT of bad photos of her.)

I'm guessing the list is just among woman in TV, Movies and Music. So that why Janet Reno didn't beat her, but even among just women on TV you have a lot that are far uglier than Sarah. How about that one from Desperate Housewives who looks like she is made of plastic?
http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/4351/060906crossvmed8pwidecke9.jpg

[A.J.]

Sarah Jessica Parker reacts to Maxim calling her the unsexiest woman. (http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2008/03/24/parker.unsexiest.woman.cnn)

What did she bray....I mean SAY?

[Jujubees2]

As Shakespeare expressed in Love's Labours Lost, 1588:

Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean,
Needs not the painted flourish of your praise:
Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye,
Not utter'd by base sale of chapmen's tongues

[ScottFromGA]

Um. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but apperently you didn't read the whole list. Sorry, bro.

1. Sarah Jessica Parker
2. Amy Winehouse
3. Sandra Oh
4. Madonna
5. Brittany Spears
6. TheGameHHH, from RonFez.net

Amy Winehouse?

your kidding me...right? shes sexier than SJP?

smokin crack, they are...hmmmmm.

[Bulldogcakes]

This is a bad choice. I could definitely see being friends with her.

[keithy_19]

Whinehouse is more hideous than her. I never was into SJP, but I've seen other women who are much more homely than her.

With that being said, it is incredibly mean spirited and rather uneccesary.

[Death Metal Moe]

I would lick every inch of Sarah Jessica Parker before I shook hands with Amy Winehouse. Blech.

She just got voted unsexiest woman because people fawn over her due to that horrible "Sex and the City" show. She is no where near as beautiful as people who are into that show say she is but she's not that bad either.

[Death Metal Moe]

And really, it's just not fair to any woman that perfection like this exists.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album31/christina-applegate08120601.jpg

[Fallon]

Amy used to be cute.

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/6850/winehouse2hk8.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Amy used to be cute.




http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/normal_CocaineRickJames.jpg

[Fallon]

http://www.anonymousspace.com/albums/userpics/112625/normal_CocaineRickJames.jpg

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/723/amytoothhf6.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/723/amytoothhf6.jpg

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3191/k152020jawsko7.jpg

[KC2OSO]

Phew, still can edit this old post...

[Slumbag]

And Amy Winehouse's face is rotting off.
http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa61/slumbag/winooo1__oPt.jpg
Fucking gross.