Why I hate Alicia Witt

[zentraed]

I read that she was offered the part of Mary Jane in the Spider-Man movies and TURNED IT DOWN. I blame her for my having to stare at snaggletooth for three movies.

[carsonogin]

I read that she was offered the part of Mary Jane in the Spider-Man movies and TURNED IT DOWN. I blame her for my having to stare at snaggletooth for three movies.

Maybe she knew that II and III were going to be pieces of shit. She's a hot redheaded prophet. I lick her even more now!

[Axem Red]

Kirsten Dunst isn't THAT bad.

http://www.celebrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/kirsten-dunst-quote-dating-2-5-07.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Alicia Witt is hot, not many hotties for team Red Head

why speak ill will of her

:king:

[zentraed]

Alicia Witt is hot, not many hotties for team Red Head

why speak ill will of her

:king:


You're right. She's hot enough to be Mary Jane, and I'm sure I would have spent all three films just drooling into my popcorn. Instead, I got 7-8 hours of snaggletooth.

[underdog]

I blame her for my having to stare at snaggletooth for three movies.

Instead, I got 7-8 hours of snaggletooth.

I'm pretty sure snaggletooth is the best nickname for anyone ever.

[djjd]

I lick her even more now!

:tongue:

[Fezticle98]

She is an attractive young lady. I like her more for turning down a role in those awful movies.

[PapaBear]

For some reason, she doesn't look as good as she used to in her new role on Law & Order. I think it's because she's playing such a hard-ass.

[BeerBandit]

Alicia Witt could not fill out that rain-wet shirt as well Kirsten Dunst did.

[Chigworthy]

Kirsten Dunst isn't THAT bad.

http://64.111.216.18/ul/1621-kd.jpg

Isn't she?

[drjoek]

Isn't she?

I could fix her snaggle teeth

[LiddyRules]

I'll admit to finding Kirsten Dunst incredibly attractive. I know people don't like her but there's something about her that I find so appealing.

But Alicia Witt is practically perfect and would have brought the spunk and spitfire that Mary Jane needed in those films. Except maybe 3 where they decided to write everyone depressed. And I didn't hate Dunst as Mary Jane, a lot of the problems did come with the writing, but Witt would have been so much more like classic MJ.

Still, Dunst is very attractive and I don't get people's dislike of her.

[Death Metal Moe]

OH yea, she's a fucking dog.

What are you guys banging that's so much better? She's extremely attractive. I fucking hate when I see these thread where guys get way too picky about chicks.

[Hottub]

I could fix her snaggle teeth

For a fee, or maybe barter!:devil2:

[Fezticle98]

I wonder if Dunst is a Snagglepuss.

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/162/snagglepussxw1.jpg

[mdr55]

We need a side by side pics comparision of these 2 ladies.

[drjoek]

For a fee, or maybe barter!:devil2:

Oh Id barter the shit out of her:devil2:

[danner1515]

Isn't she?

Bah, that's just a bad picture. That's the kind of picture that tabloids slap onto magazine covers for the "Is [fill in the blank] on drugs?" kind of stories. Her teeth are a little off, but she's still pretty attractive if you ask me. As for the whole Spiderman thing, eh... whatever. It's not like Alecia Witt turned down a role in The Godfather.

[MikeB]

Maybe she knew that I, II and III were going to be pieces of shit. She's a hot redheaded prophet. I lick her even more now!

fixed.

[TheMojoPin]

Dunst is a beast and totally wrong for that part (nevermind that MJ has almost always been an awful character in the comics and the movie should have fixed things and made Gwen the ongoing love interest)...she looks like Billy Corgan with hair and old lady boobs.

http://emoboyfriend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/corgan.jpg

http://galleries.juicybucks.com/pf/1/kirsten-dunst/1/images/kirsten-dunst-20.jpg

[Furtherman]

...she looks like Billy Corgan with hair and old lady boobs.


Yikes!

[carsonogin]

I'll admit to finding Kirsten Dunst incredibly attractive.

I thought she was super hot in Interview with the Vampire.

[lleeder]

I thought she was super hot in Interview with the Vampire.

Thats only cause she was underage at that point. :devil2:

[ToLEEdo]

That Billy Corgan comparison is insane!

[buzzard]

apples & oranges! :thumbup:

[Chigworthy]

That Billy Corgan comparison is insanely true!

Fixed.

[silas]

apples & oranges! :thumbup:



Potatoes/potatos, Either/iether ; is that Noth/Nowth show still on?!?

[chubbykins]

I read that she was offered the part of Mary Jane in the Spider-Man movies and TURNED IT DOWN. I blame her for my having to stare at snaggletooth for three movies.

I just don't like her anyway. She thinks shes God's gift. And Kirstin Dunst is never going to get past that little girl image from Interview with a Vampire, no matter how many times you see her nude. And I don't like her playing Mary Jane because she feels that without her in the role Spiderman wouldn't be what it is today. PALEASE!!!:lol:

[ralphbxny]

Id still do em both!

[Death Metal Moe]

IAnd Kirstin Dunst is never going to get past that little girl image from Interview with a Vampire, no matter how many times you see her nude.:lol:


You just keep making this sound hotter and hotter.

[PapaBear]

I'd bang Moe, if he looked like Kirsten Dunst.

[chubbykins]

You just keep making this sound hotter and hotter.

Blah! You're sicker than I thought. She has old lady boobs that hang down to her knees. But each to their own.:innocent:

[TheMojoPin]

I thought she was amazing in that bathtub scene in The Shining.

[chubbykins]

I thought she was amazing in that bathtub scene in The Shining.

I couldn't agree more. :thumbup:

[BeerBandit]

Blah! You're sicker than I thought. She has old lady boobs that hang down to her knees. But each to their own.:innocent:

In the end we'll all have old lady boobs.

My pops does.

[thepaulo]

add bryce dallas howard and you have a very hot threesome.......
sorry....i'd do then all......

[Chigworthy]

paulo, I bet you'd do Ron Howard.

[BMoses]

I think we have gotten a little off track here

http://www.stuffmagazine.com/girls/alicia_witt/alicia_witt_l5.jpg

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:oBtrsv5c_rvITM:http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Alicia_Witt_Biography_3.jpg

[thepaulo]

I've been an alicia witt fan since dune......

and ron howard is an attractive man.....

[Chigworthy]

Alicia witt fan since dune one......


Fixed.

[cougarjake13]

theres no doubt the alicia is the better choice aestetically


who knows how she would have come across as the character but she'd be def much better to look at than dunst

[FUNKMAN]

I've been an alicia witt fan since dune......

and ron howard is an attractive man.....

his brother is ten times handsomer

[Chigworthy]

his brother is ten times handsomer

Mo?

[Death Metal Moe]

Mo?

Yes, I am more handsome.

[zerothehero]

Kirsten Dunst > Alicia Witt in every conceivable way for anything.

[StupidGirlllll]

isn't she on Law & Order Criminal Intent this season as Mr. Bigs Partner?

[zentraed]

isn't she on Law & Order Criminal Intent this season as Mr. Bigs Partner?

Yeah. That's what she was talking about on the show yesterday. I've been a fan for a long time, and she's always reminded me of this girl I used to date.

[StupidGirlllll]

Wasn't she also in a tv show as a smart alek kid?

[IamPixie]

was she ever on a show with Cybll Shepard on CBS back in the day?

[drjoek]

http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~martjf/wpbac.jpg

how could you hate?

[Tall_James]

was she ever on a show with Cybll Shepard on CBS back in the day?

Yes she was as the smartass daughter.

[Tall_James]

http://galleries.juicybucks.com/pf/1/kirsten-dunst/1/images/kirsten-dunst-20.jpg

That looks to me like amputee porn.

[drjoek]

That looks to me like amputee porn.

Quite a big sig pic ya got there:innocent:

[RoseBlood]

Dunst is a beast and totally wrong for that part (nevermind that MJ has almost always been an awful character in the comics and the movie should have fixed things and made Gwen the ongoing love interest)...she looks like Billy Corgan with hair and old lady boobs.

http://emoboyfriend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/corgan.jpg

http://galleries.juicybucks.com/pf/1/kirsten-dunst/1/images/kirsten-dunst-20.jpg

OMG Mojo, I never noticed but the resemblance is uncanny.

It's been my experience guys either adore her or find her disgusting, no inbetween.

Personally, I don't think she's gorgeous but I don't think she's as bad as many say.

[IamPixie]

OMG Mojo, I never noticed but the resemblance is uncanny.

It's been my experience guys either adore her or find her disgusting, no inbetween.

Personally, I don't think she's gorgeous but I don't think she's as bad as many say.

I agree. she's aight. Not hideous Not gorgeous. She's just kinda there.

[silas]

That looks to me like amputee porn.

Took me a second look.

LOL Kudos.

[stinkbud]

I was soooo surprised that Alicia was on the show the other day. I have always been in serious lust with her. When hot redheads are mentioned, she is the first one i always think of.

[LiddyRules]

was she ever on a show with Cybll Shepard on CBS back in the day? Cybil, and that was where my crush on her started.

[TheMojoPin]

To be fair, ol' Snagglepuss has put in some pretty impressive performances on the big screen:

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[Chigworthy]

http://64.111.216.18/ul/5392-kd1.jpg

Nice pigeon-toe.

[Billy Staples]

OK...which one was her?


To be fair, ol' Snagglepuss has put in some pretty impressive performances on the big screen:

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[Billy Staples]

What?

Team Redhead? why didn't I know about this? OK where do they play, what do they play, where can they be seen, season tickets available...is there a spanking section?

That would be kind of funny. A whole section where each seat is kind of a buddy booth on a peep show kind of thing to watch Team Red Head do whatever it is they do.

Redhead team fan since....now

Staples



Staples

[Team_Ramrod]

OH yea, she's a fucking dog.

What are you guys banging that's so much better? She's extremely attractive. I fucking hate when I see these thread where guys get way too picky about chicks.

Well......