RFW: Revolution Calling: Mikey & Coda - Tourney Week 1

[JustJon]

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*<font color=red><b>Coda<b></font> struts out as Ned's Atomic Dustbin's "Kill Your Television." Red and gold fireworks follow him down to the ring*

<font color=red><b>Coda<b></font>: Well, Sunday has come and gone and <font color=red><b>Coda<b></font> not only came out on top, but <font color=red><b>Coda<b></font> came out on top in THE MAIN EVENT! The Rock n' Roll Revolution has only just begun, but it has already overthrown The Test Shot Marky Mark!

But now, it's time to put my eyes on the prize. The only thing that could ever accessorize my attitude perfectly, a nice, shiny, new gold belt. Like the one at the top of the tournament that begins this sunday! Feast your eyes on RFW's innaugural world champion.

Mikey, just 'cause you're number one with a gun, you're still nothing more than a target. The Revolution is Rock n' Roll all over you!

*<font color=red><b>Coda<b></font> drops the mic and walks off as Queensryche's "Revolution Calling" plays through the arena*

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[PanterA]

*Camera opens to Michael Fransico in a strip club. Erik Newberg nervously walks up to Michael*

Michael: "Hey fat man I came here to see hot chicks not your bloated ass. What the hell do you want?"

Erik: "Wel..well, you know that Blaze put up the first round to the tournament for the belts...rii...right?"

Michael: "Hey dats wonderful, now get away from me your crampin' my style."

Erik: "wel...well you know th.. th.. thh..that you're facing Coda in round one right?"

Michael: "What the fuck is a Coda? Is that Spanish or somethin'?"

Erik: "Well he's that guy that fought RFMark last Sunday."

Michael: "Ohh you mean that broad in the mask...yeah she was hot....wait a minute why am I fighten a broad?"

Erik: "No, no, no Coda is the rock n roll messiah, the guy that claims only to fight in the main event."

Michael: "Well if he's up against me you better believe he's main eventing. Well i don't know of this Code word guy but he's the least of my thought's right now, if you know what I'm tawkin abowt!" *he nods his head to the naked ladies*

Erik: "Ye..yea..yeah I know what you mean bbb.bb.bbbut he ahhh well he kinda...well he called you M..M..M..Mikey..."

*Michael throws back his chair and stands straight up angerly*

Michael: "WHAT!! Dat low life son of a bitch called me Mikey?!?! Nobody calls me Mikey! MY MOTHER DOESN'T CALL ME MIKEY!! I don't know who this piece of garbage is but if he wants to walk around in a mask and dress like a women I'm gonna bitch slap his pansy ass!!!"

*Michael punches the table and splits it but it doesn't break completely, then storms out of the club cursing the whole way*

Erik: "phew.."

*A stripper walks behind Erik who is sitting down and puts her boobs on his head. Erik quickly turns around a sees the hot girl shaking her tits at him.*

Stripper: "Hello big boy...how about a lap dance?"

Erik: "I..I..I..I...I...." *Erik faints and RFW goes to commercials*


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