View Full Version : I don't even have a fucking status anymore
silera
11-07-2007, 10:58 PM
What four eyed faggot or balding homo's cock do I have to stroke to get one?
By the way if the thread title or the above question becomes my status, you unimaginative cunts, I will never forgive you.
IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:05 PM
Her status should be "I don't own clothes and I ruin message boards"...
ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:06 PM
Mikeyboy will deal with you both in the morning.
silera
11-07-2007, 11:06 PM
ALKEY DOESN'T Have a fucking STATUS EITHER!
BE WITTY PEOPLE!
be FUCKING WIttY!
silera
11-07-2007, 11:07 PM
Mikeyboy will deal with you both in the morning.
I love you!
BTW- I got pulled over recently and need an updated PBA card.
Just saying.... you know.... OLD FRIENDS...
ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:10 PM
.... you know.... OLD FRIENDS...
dont make dave start writing again.
I havent seen you in awhile, but find it hard to believe you cant still get out of a ticket the old fashioned way.
IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:10 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
According To Melinda...
Silera Is A Cunt Who Needs To Deal With Her Run-ins With The Law Alone...
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
silera
11-07-2007, 11:10 PM
dont make dave start writing again.
I havent seen you in awhile, but find it hard to believe you cant still get out of a ticket the old fashioned way.
You've seen my tits.
I got the ticket.
ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:12 PM
You've seen my tits.
I got the ticket.
If I can see them again, youll get a pba card.
IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:13 PM
If I can see them again, youll get a pba card.
I hope you're not a fucking detective.
Ever heard of google?
silera
11-07-2007, 11:13 PM
I'm going to make a grandious return to wowing tomorrow and you'll check your pms.
IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:15 PM
Chris the cop is on a top secret mission dusting for fingerprints in an opera house... he gets a bonus if he figures out who killed Lincoln...
IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:16 PM
What fucking Booth!
I ALREADY DUSTED THE BOOTH FOR PRINTS!!!
ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:16 PM
I hope you're not a fucking detective.
Ever heard of google?
Well, she can probably google herself up a pba card too.
but ok, 1st thing tomorrow, I'm writing "wow" in the dust on my computer screen.
hope it works!
led37zep
11-07-2007, 11:20 PM
I feel like I just stepped into a message board three way...I'll back away slowly.
ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:22 PM
I feel like I just stepped into a message board three way...I'll back away slowly.
"Room for one more, honey."
http://www.arlenemartel.com/auto/pics/arlene66.jpg
silera
11-07-2007, 11:23 PM
Don't ever back away from a threesome unless you're a bottom.
led37zep
11-07-2007, 11:27 PM
Ok, but any other guys jump in here and we've run out of holes.
ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:27 PM
we can use some of Alkey's.
IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:32 PM
we can use some of Alkey's.
The next time I order a ham, egg and cheese on a croissant, I'm ordering it as a "ChrisTheCop, egg and cheese on a croissant"... because you hurt my feelings.
FUNKMAN
11-07-2007, 11:36 PM
hi guys, nice to see you around... the place hasn't been the same since you've went away
everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you
ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:36 PM
when will that be? cause i could use one.
IrishAlkey
11-08-2007, 12:11 AM
You two stop trying to gay me with your sexy manlinesseses.
CassiusClay
11-08-2007, 04:26 AM
You can have my status if you want...
What four eyed faggot or balding homo's cock do I have to stroke to get one?
Hey! I'm not four-eyed!
Yeah...Statuses are over-rated.
And the only way Alkey and Sil can talk to each other at 3 in the morning is on a message board? That's a little sad.
Heather 8
11-08-2007, 06:36 AM
Just saying.... you know.... OLD FRIENDS...
Speaking of old friends... missed you. :bye:
TheMojoPin
11-08-2007, 06:40 AM
My limited "mod" powers no longer carry over to statuses/mod quotes.
Perhaps not coincidentally, most of them either suck now or are blank.
Earlshog
11-08-2007, 07:14 AM
My limited "mod" powers no longer carry over to statuses/mod quotes.
Perhaps not coincidentally, most of them either suck now or are blank.
yeah what happened to them... they used to be a real hoot... now... not so much...
Hottub
11-08-2007, 07:16 AM
My limited "mod" powers no longer carry over to statuses/mod quotes.
Perhaps not coincidentally, most of them either suck now or are blank.
Little junior mod is a bit full of himself.:nono:
Though I must say, I always liked Fuzzy's.
Midkiff
11-08-2007, 07:27 AM
I don't even know who the phucking cunt is
Kevin
11-08-2007, 07:34 AM
Threesome??.. Oh boy,here comes Doug to "accidentally" look at all of your cocks..
JPMNICK
11-08-2007, 07:36 AM
2 legends are back, I am excited.
FUNKMAN
11-08-2007, 07:43 AM
i had an important business call go awry because of all the status on my cellphone connection...
:thumbup:
Friday
11-08-2007, 08:12 AM
who let you fools back in here? :bye:
who let you fools back in here? :bye:
Get your ass back to Wackbag, you traitor!
ChrisTheCop
11-08-2007, 08:39 AM
Get your ass back to Wackbag, you traitor!
Thank you for filling in, Hosp.
There appears to be a kettle in here calling the Alkey family black.
drusilla
11-08-2007, 08:54 AM
Yeah...Statuses are over-rated.
And the only way Alkey and Sil can talk to each other at 3 in the morning is on a message board? That's a little sad.
& that's why no one likes you
ChrisTheCop
11-08-2007, 08:55 AM
& that's why no one likes you
donk.
JustJon
11-08-2007, 09:23 AM
Statuses got wiped out when we moved to the new board.
Speaking of old friends... missed you. :bye:
Peachy, next time I see you, we'll call Silera again.
yeah what happened to them... they used to be a real hoot... now... not so much...
Hot Tub writes most of them now.
Hottub
11-08-2007, 10:00 AM
http://motorcyclistonline.com/122_0701_01_z+motorcyclist_staff_bio_aaron_frank+m iddle_finger.jpg
Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-08-2007, 11:25 AM
Though I must say, I always liked Fuzzy's.
It truly is friggin' awesome! (and you can thank Mojo for that one)
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