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silera
11-07-2007, 10:58 PM
What four eyed faggot or balding homo's cock do I have to stroke to get one?

By the way if the thread title or the above question becomes my status, you unimaginative cunts, I will never forgive you.

IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:05 PM
Her status should be "I don't own clothes and I ruin message boards"...

ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:06 PM
Mikeyboy will deal with you both in the morning.

silera
11-07-2007, 11:06 PM
ALKEY DOESN'T Have a fucking STATUS EITHER!

BE WITTY PEOPLE!

be FUCKING WIttY!

silera
11-07-2007, 11:07 PM
Mikeyboy will deal with you both in the morning.

I love you!








BTW- I got pulled over recently and need an updated PBA card.

Just saying.... you know.... OLD FRIENDS...

ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:10 PM
.... you know.... OLD FRIENDS...

dont make dave start writing again.

I havent seen you in awhile, but find it hard to believe you cant still get out of a ticket the old fashioned way.

IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:10 PM
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

According To Melinda...

Silera Is A Cunt Who Needs To Deal With Her Run-ins With The Law Alone...

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

silera
11-07-2007, 11:10 PM
dont make dave start writing again.

I havent seen you in awhile, but find it hard to believe you cant still get out of a ticket the old fashioned way.

You've seen my tits.

I got the ticket.

ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:12 PM
You've seen my tits.

I got the ticket.

If I can see them again, youll get a pba card.

IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:13 PM
If I can see them again, youll get a pba card.

I hope you're not a fucking detective.

Ever heard of google?

silera
11-07-2007, 11:13 PM
I'm going to make a grandious return to wowing tomorrow and you'll check your pms.

IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:15 PM
Chris the cop is on a top secret mission dusting for fingerprints in an opera house... he gets a bonus if he figures out who killed Lincoln...

IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:16 PM
What fucking Booth!

I ALREADY DUSTED THE BOOTH FOR PRINTS!!!

ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:16 PM
I hope you're not a fucking detective.

Ever heard of google?

Well, she can probably google herself up a pba card too.

but ok, 1st thing tomorrow, I'm writing "wow" in the dust on my computer screen.
hope it works!

led37zep
11-07-2007, 11:20 PM
I feel like I just stepped into a message board three way...I'll back away slowly.

ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:22 PM
I feel like I just stepped into a message board three way...I'll back away slowly.

"Room for one more, honey."
http://www.arlenemartel.com/auto/pics/arlene66.jpg

silera
11-07-2007, 11:23 PM
Don't ever back away from a threesome unless you're a bottom.

led37zep
11-07-2007, 11:27 PM
Ok, but any other guys jump in here and we've run out of holes.

ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:27 PM
we can use some of Alkey's.

IrishAlkey
11-07-2007, 11:32 PM
we can use some of Alkey's.

The next time I order a ham, egg and cheese on a croissant, I'm ordering it as a "ChrisTheCop, egg and cheese on a croissant"... because you hurt my feelings.

FUNKMAN
11-07-2007, 11:36 PM
hi guys, nice to see you around... the place hasn't been the same since you've went away

everytime you go away you take a piece of me with you

ChrisTheCop
11-07-2007, 11:36 PM
when will that be? cause i could use one.

IrishAlkey
11-08-2007, 12:11 AM
You two stop trying to gay me with your sexy manlinesseses.

CassiusClay
11-08-2007, 04:26 AM
You can have my status if you want...

A.J.
11-08-2007, 04:29 AM
What four eyed faggot or balding homo's cock do I have to stroke to get one?

Hey! I'm not four-eyed!

Hosp
11-08-2007, 05:46 AM
Yeah...Statuses are over-rated.

And the only way Alkey and Sil can talk to each other at 3 in the morning is on a message board? That's a little sad.

Heather 8
11-08-2007, 06:36 AM
Just saying.... you know.... OLD FRIENDS...


Speaking of old friends... missed you. :bye:

TheMojoPin
11-08-2007, 06:40 AM
My limited "mod" powers no longer carry over to statuses/mod quotes.

Perhaps not coincidentally, most of them either suck now or are blank.

Earlshog
11-08-2007, 07:14 AM
My limited "mod" powers no longer carry over to statuses/mod quotes.

Perhaps not coincidentally, most of them either suck now or are blank.


yeah what happened to them... they used to be a real hoot... now... not so much...

Hottub
11-08-2007, 07:16 AM
My limited "mod" powers no longer carry over to statuses/mod quotes.

Perhaps not coincidentally, most of them either suck now or are blank.

Little junior mod is a bit full of himself.:nono:

Though I must say, I always liked Fuzzy's.

Midkiff
11-08-2007, 07:27 AM
I don't even know who the phucking cunt is

Kevin
11-08-2007, 07:34 AM
Threesome??.. Oh boy,here comes Doug to "accidentally" look at all of your cocks..

JPMNICK
11-08-2007, 07:36 AM
2 legends are back, I am excited.

FUNKMAN
11-08-2007, 07:43 AM
i had an important business call go awry because of all the status on my cellphone connection...

:thumbup:

Friday
11-08-2007, 08:12 AM
who let you fools back in here? :bye:

Hosp
11-08-2007, 08:15 AM
who let you fools back in here? :bye:

Get your ass back to Wackbag, you traitor!

ChrisTheCop
11-08-2007, 08:39 AM
Get your ass back to Wackbag, you traitor!

Thank you for filling in, Hosp.

There appears to be a kettle in here calling the Alkey family black.

drusilla
11-08-2007, 08:54 AM
Yeah...Statuses are over-rated.

And the only way Alkey and Sil can talk to each other at 3 in the morning is on a message board? That's a little sad.

& that's why no one likes you

ChrisTheCop
11-08-2007, 08:55 AM
& that's why no one likes you

donk.

JustJon
11-08-2007, 09:23 AM
Statuses got wiped out when we moved to the new board.

Speaking of old friends... missed you. :bye:

Peachy, next time I see you, we'll call Silera again.

yeah what happened to them... they used to be a real hoot... now... not so much...

Hot Tub writes most of them now.

Hottub
11-08-2007, 10:00 AM
http://motorcyclistonline.com/122_0701_01_z+motorcyclist_staff_bio_aaron_frank+m iddle_finger.jpg

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
11-08-2007, 11:25 AM
Though I must say, I always liked Fuzzy's.

It truly is friggin' awesome! (and you can thank Mojo for that one)