If we started to get Man Periods would you use pads or tampons?

[LordJezo]

So say all us males woke up and we were all mutated and had a new hole in our taints. It would impact all males on Earth, those alive and all those who will be born from this point forward. Now once a month we guys would have a period just like chicks. We'd bleed from the taint for a week.

Would you choose a pad or a tampon to absorb the blood?

I think I'd use a pad, as much as I like sticking things up inside me I don't know if I'd like to have something in there for extended lengths of time. A pad with some wings would work nicely. But then again if I went the pad route I wouldn't be able to wear boxers for that week since I'd need something to wrap the wings around.

[oh_kee_pa]

great question...
I think i would start w/ the pad then slowly move to the tampon

[DonInNC]

I want to go with the tampon because that would be the manly way. Sadly though, I'd probably wear a pad.

[cupcakelove]

I guess it has been a while since we've had a disturbing Jezo thread. I'm disappointed you didn't work Sheepy into this quesion.

[buzzard]

Jezo never dissappoints! I'd have my wife go and buy me pads!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Lord Creepo is always good for 1 cringe thread a week

Atleast you are branching away from Sheepy Obsession....


no objects will EVER be inserted into me....


:king:

[zentraed]

I think I'd go tampoony. Catch it before it drips

[Chigworthy]

A condom or a bandaid.

[patsopinion]

tampons?!?

wtf
insertion is gay

[SatCam]

I would probably go with my dad and buy my first pad and then eventually move over to the tampon. Or maybe go for the pantiliners for thongs

[topless_mike]

i wouldnt use anything.
i'd leave a trail everywhere i went.

[TheMojoPin]

...

God.

Fucking.

Dammit.

[Fallon]

...

God.

Fucking.

Dammit.

Sounds like it's someones time of the month!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I didn't even have to guess who started this thread. It was either Jezo or Ed.

[mikeyboy]

I didn't even have to guess who started this thread. It was either Jezo or Ed.

Ed's boycotting this board because of me.

[TheMojoPin]

Ed's boycotting this board because of me.

I officially nominate you for sainthood.

[IrishAlkey]

I'd stand on my head and play "Carrie" with my balls.

[sr71blackbird]

It depends how deep the hole goes

[Hottub]

Does this hole only leak, or does it have other purposes?:smoke:

[Tenbatsuzen]

Does this hole only leak, or does it have other purposes?:smoke:

I'm sorry Tub, you're pregnant. Fallon's the father.

[angrymissy]

Listen people, if you wear a pad, you're going to walk around with a wet bloody mess practically cemented to your crotch.

It's not all fucking glorious like in those always commercials where they dump a cup of water on the pad and its magically wicked away deep into a happy place. Oh and did I mention the CLOTTY PARTS will just sit on top of the pad???

BE GLAD YOU DON'T GET A PERIOD.

[PapaBear]

Men would bleed from their toes. We'd use toepons.

[Fallon]

Listen people, if you wear a pad, you're going to walk around with a wet bloody mess practically cemented to your crotch.

It's not all fucking glorious like in those always commercials where they dump a cup of water on the pad and its magically wicked away deep into a happy place. Oh and did I mention the CLOTTY PARTS will just sit on top of the pad???

BE GLAD YOU DON'T GET A PERIOD.

Yeah, that doesn't sound too appealing.

:ohmy:

[patsopinion]

Listen people, if you wear a pad, you're going to walk around with a wet bloody mess practically cemented to your crotch.

It's not all fucking glorious like in those always commercials where they dump a cup of water on the pad and its magically wicked away deep into a happy place. Oh and did I mention the CLOTTY PARTS will just sit on top of the pad???

BE GLAD YOU DON'T GET A PERIOD.

ugh
way to make it gross

[Hottub]

http://www.legendsofhockey.net:8080/LegendsOfHockey/trophies/winners/PRT1995.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.virtualcities.com/ons/0rec/08/08salsa.jpg

[DonInNC]

BE GLAD YOU DON'T GET A PERIOD.

Period? That sounds like getting an exclamation mark.

[mikeyboy]

ugh
way to make it gross

Yeah, 'cause periods are so sexy otherwise. :rolleyes:

[patsopinion]

Yeah, 'cause periods are so sexy otherwise. :rolleyes:

i was being ironical

[drjoek]

Listen people, if you wear a pad, you're going to walk around with a wet bloody mess practically cemented to your crotch.

It's not all fucking glorious like in those always commercials where they dump a cup of water on the pad and its magically wicked away deep into a happy place. Oh and did I mention the CLOTTY PARTS will just sit on top of the pad???

BE GLAD YOU DON'T GET A PERIOD.

I hit my knees everynight and think the same thing

[lleeder]

This harder than the lady and the tiger.

[Chigworthy]

Oh and did I mention the CLOTTY PARTS???


http://mrzine.monthlyreview.org/serve_scabs.jpg

[Turtle]

So say all us males woke up and we were all mutated and had a new hole in our taints. It would impact all males on Earth, those alive and all those who will be born from this point forward. Now once a month we guys would have a period just like chicks. We'd bleed from the taint for a week.

Would you choose a pad or a tampon to absorb the blood?

I think I'd use a pad, as much as I like sticking things up inside me I don't know if I'd like to have something in there for extended lengths of time. A pad with some wings would work nicely. But then again if I went the pad route I wouldn't be able to wear boxers for that week since I'd need something to wrap the wings around.

what?

[Marc with a c]

i'd get my own alkey leak machine.

[midwestjeff]

Fuckin' starvin'.

Earl, we got any clotty parts back there?

[nancy drew]

angrymissy is right. a pad is pretty much like a bloody diaper stuck to your crotch. you stupid men are so lucky. :furious:

[mikeyboy]

what?

Um, yeah. That's LordJezo. Perhaps you would like to put in an offer on him.

[A.J.]

http://www.randomhouse.com/images/dyn/cover/?source=9780375504686&height=300&maxwidth=170

[A.J.]

BE GLAD YOU DON'T GET A PERIOD.

ugh
way to make it gross

Yeah, 'cause periods are so sexy otherwise. :rolleyes:

True, but they're very nice after the woman has been few days late.