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NurseMira
11-28-2001, 01:39 AM
Okay...so I'm drunk...and I'm on the message board at 5:30AM...is there anything wrong with the 'drunk dial-up'? I was just talking to someone earlier who wasn't so happy that I called him. I'm sure there are more stupid things that people do when they're drunk. So what? I like to call people on my phone list and talk jibber-ish...is it because I am a female? Or is it that I am just a loser? Can anyone please tell me something more stupid than a 'drunk dial-up'?
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Fezzie-Lo
11-28-2001, 03:20 AM
I'm up at 7am. I'm not drunk. But you are more than welcome to call me. I'd be happy to hear from you miss Mira.
The Blowhard
11-28-2001, 04:49 AM
The only way to enjoy the board is being drunk.;)
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Jester
11-28-2001, 05:00 AM
The only thing bad about a drunk dial-up is the stupid thing you can say and either forget about it in the morning. I know there has been things that I have said that I regretted.
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Jennitalia
11-28-2001, 05:07 AM
i had a friend that would leave me drunken messages on weekends while i was out. it was so funny to come home and listen to him ramble on for a good 5 minutes. i ended up recording a couple of them and made him listen to them. They were so funny
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F1Gm3nT
11-28-2001, 05:48 AM
The only way to enjoy the board is being drunk
oh soooo true
but the only worng thing about calling up people late is well... waking them up and yeha... well really only worng thing is if that person works late aqnd is tired and shit... besides that I SEE NOTHING WRONG MIRA. only call me on thursdays and fridays tho please... eventho you do not have my number but if ya ever do get it
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NurseMira
11-28-2001, 06:40 AM
Now I totally regret my drunk dial-up...I am awake now with dry-mouth and very pissed off by the things I said. I confess a little too much when I'm drunk. I think I am really taking this person off my phone list...
Why can't I have the power to turn back time...instead I have this x-ray vision...damned SuperPowers...
And guys, if you want me to call you....it will be at the low-low price of 90 cents a minute
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**People wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size. But when I start to tell them..they think I'm telling lies.I say,It's in the reach of my arms,span of my hips,stride of my step, curl of my lips...I'm a woman**
ice cream girl
11-28-2001, 06:41 AM
mira- just be thankful he wasn't a boyfriend who you just broke up with and in your drunken state of mind decided to call him at 5:30 in the morning only to feel like the biggest ass the next day. Believe me theres worse lol p.s.- you can call me at 5:30 in the morn anytime...
god put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.
TooCute
11-28-2001, 07:50 AM
Everyone's done the drunk dial up thing, and everyone's gotten them. So no big deal, right? We all know what they're all about. Don't feel bad, Mira!!!!!
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I confess a little too much when I'm drunk.
Ask pooter about my 2 am phone calls prompted by me coming online and yelling at him "You suck, go die, you rot!"
Dunk dialing is theraputic in the respect that you can say what you feel without the immediate vulnerality that comes along iwth that. The next moring the guilt and embarassment is sometimes unbearable, but it never stops me. Am I a bad person?
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F1Gm3nT
11-28-2001, 08:22 AM
And guys, if you want me to call you....it will be at the low-low price of 90 cents a minute
nah.. it's ok...
but Nurse Mira we all do alot of stuff that we regret when we are drunk.... like drinking too many car bombs... or chiling on a sidewalk...
yeha whatever
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TomPoo
11-28-2001, 08:22 AM
I have been tried and convicted of D.W.I (Dialing While Intoxicated) many many times...
its all good as long as you don't call the ex
...but calling friends and recieving calls from frioends at 3am completely off your ass is the best!!!!
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Jennitalia
11-28-2001, 08:27 AM
im very good at embarrassing myself while drunk. dialing while intoxicated is one of the funner things. the last time i did it was after i saw madonna in concert, i came home so fucking drunk, i called justjon afterwards and babbled for about a half hour. then i had to call him back to let him know i tosssed my cookies.
its all good as long as you don't call the ex
ain't that the truth!
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F1Gm3nT
11-28-2001, 08:38 AM
...but calling friends and recieving calls from frioends at 3am completely off your ass is the best!!!!
hehe now I know who to call
=)
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Sheeplovr
11-28-2001, 09:42 AM
never have never will
i think
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NurseMira
11-28-2001, 11:18 AM
Yes....I'll admit that the next day is a little wierd. But, there is nothing wrong with confessionals...after my drunk-dial-up last night I called one of my closest friends leaving him 2 ten-minute voice mails about how much I think that he sucks. Can you imagine the phone call the next day?
Gwen...you're not a bad person. When my friends know I am out drinking they all shut off their phones. I will never stop drunk-dial-ups...Maybe we can make a club and trade phone lists...how much fun would that be?
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**People wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size. But when I start to tell them..they think I'm telling lies.I say,It's in the reach of my arms,span of my hips,stride of my step, curl of my lips...I'm a woman**
fatty
11-28-2001, 11:58 AM
i love the drunk confessionals, especially to the ex. nothing more fun then spilling your heart out then trying to figure out what you said the next day. sure you say things you regret but that just makes life more fun. hey, even when you're in a horrible situation you are still alive to deal with it, some aren't so lucky. so i say drink it up, smoke it up, call em up, throw it up, then clean it up the next day. its the key to any good night.
it's true,
it's damn true!
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TheGameHHH
11-28-2001, 12:56 PM
Drunk Dial-Ups are sooo much fun when you do it, but they are the worst when you wake up the next day and realize what you did.
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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JustJon
11-28-2001, 06:04 PM
As long as drunk dial-ups don't wake you early in the morning. Then again, the only one who calls me at 7 am on sunday is my cunt of a boss.
instead I have this x-ray vision
stop staring at me through my clothes!
i called justjon afterwards and babbled for about a half hour. then i had to call him back to let him know i tosssed my cookies.
Forget about the part where you got mad and went off on me for no reason, then didn't remember when I told you about it the next day? ;)
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The mighty Thor
11-28-2001, 06:20 PM
Hi Mira, don't feel bad about
drunk dial-ups. I usually call
people in the middle of the
night drunk while driving my
car without a headset. Phone
in one hand, the other is
swinging my hammer around ;)
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TheGameHHH
11-28-2001, 07:33 PM
Wow, this is insanly weird. Some random girl, who I have never heard of before (a girl who called hersel Megan) decided to call my room at school tonight totally wasted. She just struck up a convro and told me we should go out one time, what the hell is going on here?
IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!
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Lisa Croft
11-28-2001, 08:01 PM
I'm very lucky in that I have somehow managed to avoid making drunk dial-ups. However, I can't seem to avoid the drunk e-mail. I'll come home from the bar tanked and decide to e-mail someone. Then I have the enjoyment of waking up in a frenzy, hoping I can unsend the e-mail before they get it. That's the same reason I have made a personal rule... no posting on the board while intoxicated. There have been many times when I've had to modify a retarded post from the previous night.
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The Belcher
11-28-2001, 08:57 PM
Lisa my e-mail address is thebelcher@hotmail.com and I'll expect something great on Saturday morning. Hopefully you would've punched someone in the nuts on Friday night.
I have given up on drunken dial-ups since the time I confessed to a friend that I had feelings for her, and she became estranged. And what makes it worse is that I was lying and just wanted to get her nekkid. She was actually very annoying come to think of it. Okay, so she was only an acquaintance, but she had a nice ass and nice teeth. She was usually the one that called me drunk at 3am, and since it was my turn, my drunken brain was only thinking "get her naked. get her naked." and it worked, but we were on the phone so I had to pretend. And then she hung up when I was done. Just like a woman. Could this be a drunken post?
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NurseMira
11-28-2001, 09:36 PM
I still haven't gotten to drunk emails yet... I would have to run a spell-check every five minutes. I think that the phone calls are better...
But, I do have a story about a guy confessing his feelings for me after being friends for years! I was the drunk one and did a 'dial-up'. I guess he thought that was the right time to admit his love for me...it did get very awkward afterward and we have a hard time speaking now. I think the only purpose of a drunk dial up is to talk about sex and silly little confessions like "my ex-boyfriend liked wearing my panties when he would go to work..."
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**People wonder where my secret lies. I'm not cute or built to suit a fashion model's size. But when I start to tell them..they think I'm telling lies.I say,It's in the reach of my arms,span of my hips,stride of my step, curl of my lips...I'm a woman**
Yo know thank god you psoted this topic! I always do the drunk dial up. But Im a pussy when I do it. I would call randon people and just play the silent game. Even better is calling up you old boss at 4AM and just playing "may had a little lamb" on the touch tones. I have no life I know!
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Jennitalia
11-29-2001, 12:10 PM
Forget about the part where you got mad and went off on me for no reason, then didn't remember when I told you about it the next day?
was that before or after i tossed my cookies on your car?
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tricia
11-29-2001, 02:32 PM
i just wanna say that i've never done anything stupid while drunk, ever.
F1Gm3nT
11-29-2001, 02:47 PM
i have
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Fez4PrezN2008
12-02-2009, 05:58 PM
Who calls it "dial ups"?
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