your bonce?- crushed or chopped? [Archive]

moochcassidy

11-18-2007, 02:34 PM

my mate got his head crushed by a pneumatic door type deal the other day. apparently he's ok but it fractured his skull.

dont think i fancy that much.

if its one or the other which would you prefer?

http://birdhouse.org/blog/images/new_vice.jpg

or..

http://stoneywageslave.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/guillotine.gif?

Id definitely rather have the bastard chopped off than popped like a melon in the back of a truck.

SatCam

11-18-2007, 02:39 PM

crushed because i want to know what my head being crushed sounds like before I die

TooLowBrow

11-18-2007, 02:42 PM

chop chop!

BoondockSaint

11-18-2007, 02:43 PM

crushed because i want to know what my head being crushed sounds like before I die

But what if it is slow, no pop. They twist the vise a quarter turn every 15 minutes.

drjoek

11-18-2007, 02:46 PM

my bunce
my bunce,my bunce my bunce my lovely lady bunce

Kevin

11-18-2007, 02:49 PM

my bunce
my bunce,my bunce my bunce my lovely lady bunce

Th the that was terrible, I'm sorry..

cougarjake13

11-19-2007, 07:49 AM

definitely chopped off

the vise would take too long and be too painful

RAAMONE

11-19-2007, 07:52 AM

after that scene in Casino...i would take the chop

jauble

11-19-2007, 07:58 AM

Chop also, I dont need my eyes popping out

Cleophus James

11-19-2007, 08:01 AM

I like screwed and chopped

RAAMONE

11-19-2007, 08:02 AM

I like screwed and chopped

is that that rap shit where they just slow down the song?...so fuckin annoying

Cleophus James

11-19-2007, 08:06 AM

is that that rap shit where they just slow down the song?...so fuckin annoying
Don't forget they make the track skip also.

A.J.

11-19-2007, 08:09 AM

RAAMONE

11-19-2007, 08:12 AM

Don't forget they make the track skip also.

not to take this thread off topic but...you ever listen to that DJ Leo G on 66raw...it honestly just sounds like hes playing a few hours of skipping CD's...i just dont get it

Dougie Brootal

11-19-2007, 08:22 AM

A.J.

11-19-2007, 08:22 AM

The original Omen.

ralphbxny

11-19-2007, 08:38 AM

Chop!

Dougie Brootal

11-19-2007, 09:00 AM

The original Omen.

no kiddin! i dont remember that. but maybe cuz i only saw the remake.

IamPixie

11-19-2007, 09:02 AM

Chop please! I'm always a fan of quick, clean and painless.

moochcassidy

11-19-2007, 10:51 AM

Dougie Brootal

11-19-2007, 10:57 AM

A.J.

11-19-2007, 10:59 AM

"charlie M???????"

King Hippos Bandaid

11-19-2007, 11:02 AM

Guillotine

Quick and Easy for me

:king:

keithy_19

11-20-2007, 01:01 PM

Chop please! I'm always a fan of quick, clean and painless.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! OH!

keithy_19

11-20-2007, 01:02 PM

I'd get chopped, and then I'd like my head to be crushed by a marching band celebrating my untimely death.

sr71blackbird

11-23-2007, 02:11 PM

Do you think if it gets chopped off real quick, that for a few seconds you can still see and hear?

Kris10

11-23-2007, 02:28 PM

I'd rather be shot and have no idea it was coming.

lleeder

11-23-2007, 03:24 PM

And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot

moochcassidy

11-25-2007, 03:51 AM

I'd rather be shot and have no idea it was coming.

ive always said that..2 in the back a' the head

thepaulo

11-25-2007, 04:25 AM

I believe there was actually a study done on the level of consciousness of the severed heads by guillotine. I think one in ten showed signs of responsiveness.

MadMatt

11-25-2007, 05:43 AM

My head wasn't crushed, but I have been severely concussed. Iwould prefer not to go through that kind of pain again. Headaches are really annoying and difficult for me to shake. Chopped for me.

http://www.smileytown.com/application/content/guillotine01.gif

moochcassidy

11-25-2007, 07:55 AM

cant find possibly the best clip in british tv comedy history..

when vyvyan from the Young Ones got his head cut off in a train tunnel

http://www.msdivine.net/theyoungones/vy.jpg

"You took your time, you bastard!"