Toys that freaked you out as a kid

[reillyluck]

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/yamybear/HugALot.jpg

HUG A BUNCH KIDS. I HATED THOSE LIL' TWATS!!!!

was there any toy as a kid that scared you?

[Hosp]

The one in my mother's dresser drawer.

It smelled just like the dog's breath, never figured that out.

[Marc with a c]

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[King Hippos Bandaid]

bag o glass

:king:

[reillyluck]

just to give you an idea of these dolls from hell:


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dont fucking hug me you demon!!!!!!!!!!

[Thebazile78]

Baby Loves to Talk:

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The eyes move from side-to-side, the program wouldn't advance until you whacked the thing in the forehead and, worst of all, it was blonde and only blonde.

Worst. Doll. Ever.

My brothers and I stole the batteries from our sister's doll because it would go off in the middle of the night with its repetitive "kiss baby" (to advance the program) . . . you almost expected the head to spin around.

The thing STILL gives me the creeps!

[Thebazile78]

just to give you an idea of these dolls from hell:

dont fucking hug me you demon!!!!!!!!!!

No, Baby Loves to Talk is MUCH worse.

[jauble]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0849/1.jpg

[RAAMONE]

No, Baby Loves to Talk is MUCH worse.

mikeyboys daughter talking is scary? she sounds cute on the show

[reillyluck]

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my brother had it repeat die over and over. At the time i cried like a little pussy, but now that i think about it, it was a great joke.

[EffMeBoobs]

Lou was scared of the talking orange on Sesame Street. Not much of a toy but it freaked him out when he was a wee kiddo. Still does today actually.....


Lou also brought up Teddy Ruxpin, his uncle put in a metal tape and Teddy Ruxpin talked metal. That's scary.
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[Tenbatsuzen]

Lou also brought up Teddy Ruxpin, his uncle put in a metal tape and Teddy Ruxpin talked metal. That's scary.
http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/compuvisor/teddy-ruxpin-new.gif

Nah, it's just Moe after a shower.

[tele7]

lock it up

http://www.timewarptoys.com/hugo.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lock it up

http://www.timewarptoys.com/hugo.jpg

holy shit , its a Chris the Cop Doll

:king:

[PapaBear]

I built a model of the Werewolf. It had glow in the dark hands and head. I had to put it in my parents room at night.

[Marc with a c]

really freaky.






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[joethebartender]

lock it up

http://www.timewarptoys.com/hugo.jpg

Thanks for saving me the image search. This thing scared the shit out of me. I used to make sure that it was covered up or in another room when I went to bed at night. By the bye, Pee-Wee Herman referred to this toy as "Doctor Mongo" on his 1st HBO special whilst using it as a prop.

[TeeBone]

http://www.antimattr.com/images/2006-04-28-lawn-darts.jpg

I saw a kid in my neighborhood take a lawn dart to the leg. It was just awful.

[WampusCrandle]

my sister used to have a doll that would crawl, but it didnt really work properly, so it would move whenever it wanted. one night, i woke up to see this doll crawl across the floor and then it fell down the stairs and i freaked out! i sat in the bathroom with a blow up bat, scared out of my mind. i hate dolls that need batteries, have functioning eyes, digest food, and poo or pee. too scary!

[PapaBear]

Not a toy, but the Dr. Seuss story "What Was I Scared Of" always freaked me out. Those pants are SCARY!!!!

http://www.lorijoysmith.com/images/blog/pants.jpg

Hmm... I wonder what Harry Elvis thought about it?

[Franklyn]

I'd have to say any doll with glass eyes that opened if it fell.

[CountryBob]

The number 1 toy that scared me as a child was and still is the OUIJA board! The damn thing really moves!
My mom threw it out and I watched the garbage truck take it away - only to find it in my closet the next morning! I sat it on fire and watched it burn - that got rid of those demons!

That thing really has scarred me with some deep rooted mental issues!

[topless_mike]

reilly freaky.






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fixed it

[ralphbxny]

OUJIA Board was the scariest thing for me also.

My old man thought it was light bright...cause if boys play with it you become gay!

[buzzard]

I couldn't get an embed code for Dandy The Lion,I got it for Christmas when I was 5 you can see it at

http://www.yourememberthat.com/media/670/A_Vintage_1963_Dandy_the_Lion_by_Irwin_Toys_Part_1/


I used to sleep with this fucker gaurding my bed,the catch phrase was;"Dandy The Lion,He Roarrrrrrrrrs!

[topless_mike]

http://blog.mandalatv.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/smurfs.jpg

of course i had the entire collection. but always wondered why there was only 1 female and 600 males.

thinking back on it now, it was probably the "smurfette 500"

[buzzard]

this one was great too...If you want to become an assasin!

http://www.loti.com/articles/Secret_Sam_2.jpg

it was called Secret Sam it had a scope with a mirror for shooting around corners and a real hidden camera in the atachecase! :thumbup: I took it to school for show & tell and got promptly send home for shooting a girl with a plastic bullet!

[FANDICK]

holy shit , its a Chris the Cop Doll

:king:

That's the one I was going to mention.

His face creeped me out.

[EddieMoscone]

I had a Cookie Monster phobia as a kid that my parents didn't know about.

One christmas my father buy me this cookie monster grandfather clock toy, where cookie's arm moved to drop cookies down the hatch. When I opened the gift I screamed and cried bloody murder and no one knew why. I went on to have nightmares for the next two weeks about a giant Cookie Monster toy chasing me around trying to pick me up with that movable arm and throw me down the hatch.

[Hosp]

And then you got into japanese exploding barbwire matches.

Your parents made you a deviant.

[ChimneyFish]

You try falling asleep while this assfuck is sitting on a rocking chair across the room....
Moonlight all eerily lighting up half his face.........



Fuck you, Charlie!!!!!!!! Fuck you!!!!!!!!:glurps:

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