New Year's Party at the Alkey's Poll

[silera]

I’m considering doing a new year’s party again this year, much like last year’s. Please let me know whether or not you’re interested in attending. Obviously its mostly open invite but it is our home and we reserve the right to just say no to some. Whoever is interested in attending, basically we’ll request that you paypal $40 up front before December 15 to silerab@yahoo.com.

Same as last year, it’s byob/liquor. I’ll cook up a storm and if enough people are interested we’ll have a tent with heating this year. Our karaoke machine will be available as well as music and whatnot.

We had a great time last year so just let me know and within a week or so we’ll see how big or small or not at all we can make New Year’s Eve.

EDIT: Can a mod make this a public poll for me so that I can see who's interested because I am stupid and did not do it for myself. Thank you.

[Caseyelan]

rape.

[Don Stugots]

sounds pretty good.

[ChrisTheCop]

"Fuck you, I'm starting a new board" still has me laughing.

Sadly, and maybe happily for you drug addicts, I wont be able to attend, as I shall once again be watching a large crystal ball descend down several stories to the amazement of thousands of hayseeds.

I may be able to make it in time for the rape, however.

[silera]

I'm bumpin' up the rape.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm bumpin' up the rape.

Then I am SO there!

[IrishAlkey]

I have plans.

See you next year.

[ChrisTheCop]

I have plans.

See you next year.

the ole "after midnight" gag?

[silera]

I'm raping Alkey if he doesn't come.

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm raping Alkey if he doesn't come.

If you rape him, he will come.

[cupcakelove]

Yes I would go, but I have plans, so I voted that I wouldn't.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Silera, don't take this the wrong way, I am legitimately curious - what do you cook for something like this? Like, dominican food?

[JustJon]

Now that there's rape, I'm in!

Silera, tried, can't make it public. I'll see if I can figure it out later directly in the database.

[silera]

Thanks Jon.

Last year I had Roast Pork, Pasta Salad, Potato Salad, Green Salad, Pastelitos, Lasagna, Chips, Rice & Beans, Roast Potatoe, Hoagies, Sausage and Peppers, Roast Chicken.

I don't toot my own horn a lot but I'm a great cook from a huge family so I can whip up quite a feast for a crowd and it's not just spic fare.

[JustJon]

A had some of Silera's cooking at the party and it was fan-fucking-tastic. You haven't lived till you had some of her pork.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You haven't lived till you had some of her pork.

Well then, there's a modquote for her.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Thanks Jon.

Last year I had Roast Pork, Pasta Salad, Potato Salad, Green Salad, Pastelitos, Lasagna, Chips, Rice & Beans, Roast Potatoe, Hoagies, Sausage and Peppers, Roast Chicken.

I don't toot my own horn a lot but I'm a great cook from a huge family so I can whip up quite a feast for a crowd and it's not just spic fare.

Sounds delicious, but what's pastelitos?

[Caseyelan]

A had some of Silera's cooking at the party and it was fan-fucking-tastic. You haven't lived till you had some of her pork.

You are the worlds WORST jew.

Rape.

[Tall_James]

Do I get to soil the part of the couch that I contributed to? If so, I am SO there.

[Tall_James]

it's not just spic fare.

I went to a Spic Fare once. The rides smelled of arroz con pollo.

[JustJon]

You are the worlds WORST jew.

Rape.

At least I didn't rape her pork.

[JustJon]

Went into the database and fixed it. Poll is now public.

[Tenbatsuzen]

You are the worlds WORST jew.

Rape.

You married a catholic!

[FUNKMAN]

will there be canepas? i love them little sweet orange balls...

[ChrisTheCop]

Will ESD be there? i love them little sweet orange balls...

fixed it for ya.

[FUNKMAN]

fixed it for ya.

not unexpected but boy that was quick :smile:

i honestly haven't had canepas since i was a little kid...

[Gvac]

After I heard about the smelly living room I'm not so sure.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I went to a Spic Fare once. The rides smelled of arroz con pollo.

You just took out the citgo sign with that one. Nice.

[silera]

This guest list is exciting and sexy.

[Caseyelan]

I married dave. I directly attribute this to last years party.




Moral?


Go to this party and get hitched.





also, rape.

[Gmann]

If I dont have to work, Im there.



Last year I had Roast Pork, Pasta Salad, Potato Salad, Green Salad, Pastelitos, Lasagna, Chips, Rice & Beans, Roast Potatoe, Hoagies, Sausage and Peppers, Roast Chicken.


Mmmmmmmmmmm pastelitos!

No platanos ?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I married dave. I directly attribute this to last years party.




Moral?


Go to this party and get hitched.





also, rape.


thus then, rape = marriage?

[Marc with a c]

thus then, rape = marriage?

finally, a good reason they got together.

[grlNIN]

Is Alkey going to fight Colin for Baby New Year dibs?

[Hottub]

Holy shit. What's not to love?
Jews eating pork, rape, I get to see the bag....

Oh yeah. The Mrs. is still a little afraid of Alkey.
I'll work on that. You's are just around the corner!:drunk:

[A.J.]

After I heard about the smelly living room I'm not so sure.

Says the man who couldn't stop farting (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64964).

[Yerdaddy]

An ass like that AND she can cook? I might just fly home just to rape her!

[Furtherman]

I would attend such a rapefest, but alas, I am working that night.

[drusilla]

After I heard about the smelly living room I'm not so sure.

but that couch is super comfy

[Caseyelan]

I like to bump.



FOR RESULTS!

[JustJon]

I like to bump.



FOR RESULTS!

and FOR RAPE?

[JerseyRich]

Can I come and eat meat productz?

[silera]

Ok, so whoever said yes and maybe will be getting a Myspace evite and I'll figure out how to get this thing together.

[Crispy123]

Fuck this...

Im starting my own message board and applying for law school!!!

[silera]

I need emails for the following ppl so I can invite them:

Sheeplovr
Don Stugots
furie
JerseyRich
JPMNICK
lleeder
mdr55
Peachy
ralphbxny
reillyluck
Tenbatsuzen

My "approve all" policy on My Space is becoming a problem. If you haven't received an invite please pm my your email so I can send it to you.

Thank you =)

[JustJon]

I need emails for the following ppl so I can invite them:

Sheeplovr
Don Stugots
furie
JerseyRich
JPMNICK
lleeder
mdr55
Peachy
ralphbxny
reillyluck
Tenbatsuzen

My "approve all" policy on My Space is becoming a problem. If you haven't received an invite please pm my your email so I can send it to you.

Thank you =)

Maybe all their invites can just get lost in the mail.

[lleeder]

How far into Jersey is your house? I'm scared of Jersey and its confusing twists and turns.

[Heather 8]

How far into Jersey is your house? I'm scared of Jersey and its confusing twists and turns.

PLEASE say you live off a traffic circle, Silera. :devil2:

[silera]

I'm 15 minutes from the bridge and Ridgefield Circle is 2 minutes from my house.

Getting here is so easy it's confusing.

[lleeder]

I'm 15 minutes from the bridge and Ridgefield Circle is 2 minutes from my house.

Getting here is so easy it's confusing.

I'm so confused already whats "the bridge" and whats a "Ridgefield Circle"?

[Bunny™]

I'll go, but only if I'm allowed to make a scene.

And rape.

[scorpion]

Sounds like fun. I would like to attend.