Kathleen From The Bronx
11-26-2007, 11:18 PM
Dear Ron and Fez Shooow,
Hey... This is not a real blog..... Sure I had many topics to discuss today....couldn't wait, in fact! Ahhhh, but of course, of course the ole gal has a gripe.... My computer monitor finally crapped out on me today.... Yes, it was on its last legs for a while... but I always managed to maneuver some shennanagins to bring it back to life... Not this time, me friends..... not this time.... So..... my parents had this really old, gigantic monitor that they said I could use.....appreciated..... but.... as I have been sittin here attempting to type, the blurry fuzz that are supposed to be words are makin me feel nauseous while simultaneously possibly causing me to go blind.... Yeah..... Waaaaaah...my eyeballs hurt!! I'm afraid thaty I'm gettin a wonky Colombo eye....I have tried adjusting the resolution... but nuthin is really workin...... Anywhooo.... I'm sposed to be gettin a new monitor tomorrow..... and then I'll have other things to bitch and moan about...and not this....
Maybe you are thinking that instead of constantly kvetching I should rather feel grateful for all the years of service that me ole monitor has given....and maybe I took him for granted all that time.... Nay, nay... This monitor betrayed me and it SHAN'T be forgiven!
.... but while I'm at it....... I just want to point out that I did come really close to smashing both of these monitors to smithereens....but I didn't.... and I was hoping that you'd be impressed with my self control..... I said, "No, no kathleen... We use our words!!!" So then I just cursed at them a lot..... I have to say, it was pretty gratifying to at least envision sending them crazhing into a wall...... That felt good... I was thinking that imagining violent destruction might be a nice new meditation for me.... I'm sure in the long run it will transform me into a happy and well-adjusted person... I betcha! Even now I find myself whistling a merry tune.... You know that ole folk song, doncha? "If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the mornin'.... I'd hammer in the evenin'..... I'd smash the fuck outta all kindsa shit...."
Ummmm... Well the rambling point is.... Waaah, my eyeballs hurt..... So, ugh... The plan was to do a blog for today's show.... but nooooooooooooooo....... I'm gonna have to do a combo blog gimmick again......... Just wanted to let yez know......in case maybe you worried that I had fallen down a haunted well... or was kidnapped..... or some shite.... Ya know.....
k:):):)
Hey... This is not a real blog..... Sure I had many topics to discuss today....couldn't wait, in fact! Ahhhh, but of course, of course the ole gal has a gripe.... My computer monitor finally crapped out on me today.... Yes, it was on its last legs for a while... but I always managed to maneuver some shennanagins to bring it back to life... Not this time, me friends..... not this time.... So..... my parents had this really old, gigantic monitor that they said I could use.....appreciated..... but.... as I have been sittin here attempting to type, the blurry fuzz that are supposed to be words are makin me feel nauseous while simultaneously possibly causing me to go blind.... Yeah..... Waaaaaah...my eyeballs hurt!! I'm afraid thaty I'm gettin a wonky Colombo eye....I have tried adjusting the resolution... but nuthin is really workin...... Anywhooo.... I'm sposed to be gettin a new monitor tomorrow..... and then I'll have other things to bitch and moan about...and not this....
Maybe you are thinking that instead of constantly kvetching I should rather feel grateful for all the years of service that me ole monitor has given....and maybe I took him for granted all that time.... Nay, nay... This monitor betrayed me and it SHAN'T be forgiven!
.... but while I'm at it....... I just want to point out that I did come really close to smashing both of these monitors to smithereens....but I didn't.... and I was hoping that you'd be impressed with my self control..... I said, "No, no kathleen... We use our words!!!" So then I just cursed at them a lot..... I have to say, it was pretty gratifying to at least envision sending them crazhing into a wall...... That felt good... I was thinking that imagining violent destruction might be a nice new meditation for me.... I'm sure in the long run it will transform me into a happy and well-adjusted person... I betcha! Even now I find myself whistling a merry tune.... You know that ole folk song, doncha? "If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the mornin'.... I'd hammer in the evenin'..... I'd smash the fuck outta all kindsa shit...."
Ummmm... Well the rambling point is.... Waaah, my eyeballs hurt..... So, ugh... The plan was to do a blog for today's show.... but nooooooooooooooo....... I'm gonna have to do a combo blog gimmick again......... Just wanted to let yez know......in case maybe you worried that I had fallen down a haunted well... or was kidnapped..... or some shite.... Ya know.....
k:):):)