whoops

[topless_mike]

ugh
my cock accidently touched that "forbidden zone" between the open tips of the toilet seat.

am i going to die?

[Marc with a c]

yes.

that's a stupid question.

[Furtherman]

http://www.mindyourownwebsite.com.au/media/images/img_pencil_sharpener.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I call topless_kinghippo, when mike passes on

:king:

[reillyluck]

it depends. are you sporting a turtle neck?

[JerseyRich]

Just dip your cock in a cup of Clorox when you get home and you should be right as rain...or in pain.

[buzzard]

it depends. are you sporting a turtle neck?

LOTD! :lol:

[topless_mike]

it depends. are you sporting a turtle neck?

no, but i probably would have felt safer if i was.

[hexy68]

you have to load it up with lots of liquid soap and lotion and scrub away briskly...if there's a white discharge call a doctor :smoke:

[Marc with a c]

you should've been ac slatering

[led37zep]

New nickname : "ol' bumpy junk"

too bad you couldn't go get an STD the old fashion way bro.

[ChrisTheCop]

serves ya right for peeing sitting down.

fag. now you have aids.

[Chigworthy]

Make sure there's not an anonymously-errant pube trying to crawl up your cockhole.

[ralphbxny]

Once it starts itching just cut it off!

[RhinoinMN]

Who's toilet is it?

[Chigworthy]

Who's toilet is it?

Owwww n' Ayyyyyyye. Owwww n' Ayyyyyyye.

[RhinoinMN]

Owwww n' Ayyyyyyye. Owwww n' Ayyyyyyye.

Yah, I love em up here in the midwest. They're gud.