theres something about dave...

[atheos]

alright, i know im a newbie and probably shouldn't be taking liberty's to fuck your board by starting my own thread's so willy nilly. but theres something about dave that is bugging me...

basicly i have grown up with a lot of the scottish and irish folk where i live, and know several mcdonalds and other similarly spelled last names, but not a one is irish, they all say they are scottish. perhaps this is just a coincidence and the scotts here killed the irish mcdonalds like they probably deserved.....so i gotta ask....is the 6 foot piece of twisted irish steel actually a self hating scottish douche who watched the departed to many times? so i guess im saying i need some proof he is irish, because i bet he was scottish in 1996 watching braveheart

[patsopinion]

http://www.funnypicturesofcats.info/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/funny-pictures-of-cats-dot-info-023.jpg

[IamPixie]

Does it really bother you all that much? If he really was Scottish would it make him any less entertaining? Quit nit picking, jesus christ!

[led37zep]

Does it really bother you all that much? If he really was Scottish would it make him any less entertaining? Quit nit picking, jesus christ!

You've changed ever since you made the Top 3 of Earls most wanted.

[Furtherman]

perhaps this is just a coincidence and the scotts here killed the irish mcdonalds like they probably deserved

Oh yea! The great Irish-Scottish War of Monmouth County, New Jersey. :wacko:

[lleeder]

You've changed ever since you made the Top 3 of Earls most wanted.

She's top 2 not top 3.

[patsopinion]

She's top 2 not top 3.

daves got good tastes
doesn't mean hes Scottish

[led37zep]

She's top 2 not top 3.


You stab me in the back like that after I commented on your call in the listening thread?

Et tu Lleeder, et tu.

[lleeder]

You stab me in the back like that after I commented on your call in the listening thread?

Et tu Lleeder, et tu.

I was very happy with the mention, I take it back she was top 3.

[IamPixie]

I was very happy with the mention, I take it back she was top 3.

Benedict bitch.

[lleeder]

Benedict bitch.

You never gave me listening thread love.

[Chris from TX]

No Scotsmen could love Jameson and Bushmills so much

[furie]

McDonald = Irish
MacDonald = Scottish

[torker]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/McDowellsFacade.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

i've seen him use scotch tape once

[ChrisTheCop]

I saw him throw up a haggis once.

[reillyluck]

ive seen him wear way too much deoderant. :laugh:

[FUNKMAN]

rumor has it he has a hairy bagpipe...

[travelinprophet]

East Side Dave rules the world with an iron fist. Somewhat like burt reynolds and his super mustache. The main reason that i am pissed about the writer's strike is because I am missing out on GUY FUCKING GUYERSON. Awesome. Keep it funky dave

sharin in the groove

[Bossanova]

McDonald = Irish
MacDonald = Scottish

Exactly!

[drjoek]

Is it on a count of the metric system?

[cupcakelove]

Scottish, Irish, whats the difference?

[sailor]

Scottish, Irish, whats the difference?

harsher brogue

[Marc with a c]

Scottish, Irish, whats the difference?

irish rool scotish drool

[Caseyelan]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

[Marc with a c]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

fortunately or unfortunatly depending on how you look at it.

most of us already knew that.

[Kevin]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

Ouch...


You poor girl...

[DolaMight]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

ouch. sucks to be irish day today.

[Chigworthy]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

Little dick?

[Friday]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

WINNER! post of the motherfucking year

remind me next time he calls me fat on the air to remind him of this post. while staring at his wee wee area :bye:

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[chubbyknuckles]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

ZZZZZZZZZIIIIING !!!!!! From the ring



Awesome!

[Marc with a c]

HE'S A FUCKING GROWER

[Kevin]

not a shower

[drjoek]

I assure you... he is VERY irish.

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[Chigworthy]

interested in girth
Ha.

[PapaBear]

Last I checked, Scotland wasn't very Catholic.

[midwestjeff]

Scottish, Irish, whats the difference?

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[RhinoinMN]

rumor has it he has a hairy bagpipe...

And according to lil Jimmy "like a ripe tomato."