RonFez.net Tom Swifties.

[Hottub]

If you remeber usenet, Tom swifty was the rage. Let's try a few with our board friends:



"My tongue feels numb," Doug said distastefully.

"I hate playing craps," Buzzard said dicily.

"I'm impotent," Gvac said softly.

"You can't go faster than the speed of sound," Mike Teach said mockingly.



Got the idea?

Let's get it on!!

[Marc with a c]

edit: got it i'll be back

[lleeder]

"Oops! There goes my hat!" said Gvac off the top of his head.

[Hottub]

"Sorry about you dress" Marc ejaculated.

[Tall_James]

"I love my avatar" tittered Hottub.

[Hottub]

"I want another beer" TJ said cooly.

[waltermitty]

"Thanks for the Baboon Ticker!" Fez proclaimed whole-heartedly....

[Marc with a c]

"i wear wool" sheepy said sheepishly

i hate these things. i only posted one because i said i would.

[MadMatt]

"Come to the dark side... we have nachos," Jon said cheesily.

[TooLowBrow]

"i love ron and fez" said mikeyboy sounding half gay

[PapaBear]

"I'll taser your ass" Chris the cop said, shockingly.

[PapaBear]

"I broke my last guitar string" Telecaster7 fretted.

[Don Stugots]

"I hate these things" Horsepants said snobbishly.


(did i do it right?)

[ChrisTheCop]

"I'm Marc with AC", he said coldly.

"I taste cunt," Don Stugots said bitterly.

[PapaBear]

"I love snacks", Snacks said narcissisticly.

[ChrisTheCop]

"Now I'm starvin," Ron said hungrily.

"There's 5 cocks in my ass and theres always room for more, " Fez said accommodatingly.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

"read my boring blog" was screamed by snoogans

:king:

[DonInNC]

White Earl must be a racist, Black Earl figured.

[Hottub]

"I want more cake" Hippo retorted.

[sailor]

"what the hell are these tom swifties??????????" reeshy puzzled.

[DonInNC]

I'm sitting on the fence about FBA vs Anthony, ESD posted.

[Hottub]

"I'm a married man now" East Side Dave declared.





Ooofa!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

"if it isn't alive, I'm gonna grill it " demanded Hottub as he reaches for the blood sausage

:king:

[DonInNC]

"I'm a married man now" East Side Dave declared.





Ooofa!

Ha that took me a second, I said slowly.

[Hottub]

"Hippo doesn't get the bit" Hottub said horsely.

[lleeder]

"I have two stents" fez said half-heartedly.

[ralphbxny]

I dont understand these said ralph stupidly!

[ChrisTheCop]

"I'm a married man now" East Side Dave declared.



"That was the best one ever" Chris stated properly.

[lleeder]

"Is this gay?" ralphbxny went off half-cocked.

[sailor]

"Is this gay?" ralphbxny went off half-cocked.

"mmmm, i see what you mean" said doug, his interest piqued.

[ChrisTheCop]

"BronxMarc is a FuckFace" Sailor said orally.

[drjoek]

"License and registration maam" Chris said crookedly

[ChrisTheCop]

"why doesnt DrZ have a fuckin camera?" DrJoek asked candidly.

[lleeder]

"The merger is complete," Mel said seriously.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

edit: "i suck at these" said king hippo

:king:

[lleeder]

"Why does everyone hate redheads?" Dave asked gingerly.

[lleeder]

"this party reeks" said the Radio Shark stinkingly

:king:

That doesn't make sense but when he left...

"It doesn't smell anymore," Silera said distinctly.

[lleeder]

"I can play the guitar" Dave fretted.

[Badinia]

"Who stole my lit cigar?" Ron fumed.

[ChrisTheCop]

"Look at that inmate walking down the stairs" said the warden, condescendingly.

[sailor]

"i remember the good old days playing cards with my friends" said hippo wistfully.

[Badinia]

"I take full responsibility for the studio's blown fuses" said Earl darkly.

[Badinia]

"Ah got new shoooes" Moochcassidy brogued.

[lleeder]

"I don't like Myspace Voodoo" Earl said mystically.

[MadMatt]

"Rude and rude," Fez said crudely.

[Badinia]

"I try to call FreeFM every day" Lleeder would say periodically.

[deepinthewoods]

"I disavow my nickname," spake Sleeves disarmingly.

[deepinthewoods]

"I think this song is about me," said The Lord self-damningly.

[deepinthewoods]

"With my luck, 6 months from now I'll learn the hard way that Earl actually has a big black pussy," said Fez in a catty moment.

[Hottub]

"Help! I'm falling up the stairs!" Billy said awkwardly.

[DonInNC]

I'm going to have a threesome, Doug Grasso said 本文对ingly.

[lleeder]

"Don't taze me bro" some douche said shockingly.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

"Damn it like I like cut penises" said douggrasso snippingly

[DonInNC]

"I'm coming unglued" Fez cut and pasted.

[TooLowBrow]

"i love cigars" ron smokeringed.

[DonInNC]

I want to have sex with Earl, strangelittlechick lied.

[deepinthewoods]

"I pine for Lily," said Jivin, deflowered.

[deepinthewoods]

"My brown eyed girl," said Van Morrison gayly.

[DonInNC]

I have a great bit, Harry panted.

[led37zep]

I know how to please an older woman earl said motherly

[deepinthewoods]

"I despise the zeitgeist," blogged Kathleen.

[lleeder]

"It wouldn't be straight." said BoondockSaint gayly.

[DonInNC]

"Please don't air my wife's phone messages," Jay Mohr whispered, white as a ghost.

[cougarjake13]

seitfiws mot yadhtrib yppah !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

"i like it rough!" doug said dryly.:unsure:

[Furtherman]

"Andnowforwhocanitbe" Dave said expeditiously.

[ChrisTheCop]

"I'm suing O and A, " Andrew Johnson said deftly.