The Girl Earl Passed Up On

[mikeyboy]

As you probably know, Earl agreed to enter a bet guaranteeing that he and Fez (independently) would have sex by June 1, 2008, and if they did not, they agreed to have sex together on Paltalk that day. Anyway, earlier this week, a visitor named Michelle came in to the studio and was very interested in Earl. Earl got very shy and passed on the opportunity -- possibly a quick opportunity to extricate himself from the bet. Anyway, Michelle sent me some pics so you can see what Earl passed on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/AsauuTymywZy4YR3B4joYtu90Z8Q3UK0258.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/7KltCgzayvH8oB3xZ68VIjrs16rvLjDm030.jpg

What gives, Earl?

[derrickgott007]

Maybe she just wanted to give the best bit ever and give Earl "The Herpes".

[Badinia]

Well, she's cute as hell.

It's possible that Earl turned her down because he was concerned that her eyebrow piercing would rub against, and possibly damage, surfaces in the studio, where he lives.

[SouthSideJohnny]

What gives, Earl?

Easy answer. Homo!

[JustJon]

I don't know any guy that would turn down a girl like that

[furie]

finally, proof positive that Earl is gay.

[Badinia]

finally, proof positive that Earl is gay.

Yes, now you can call him without fear of rejection!

[FUNKMAN]

she's too dark for his taste :tongue:

guys got no sexual self confidence - it's a shame cause he's a good looking guy and if the rumors are true then he has big hands as well

[patsopinion]

she's too dark for his taste :tongue:

guys got no sexual self confidence - it's a shame cause he's a good looking guy and if the rumors are true then he has big hands as well

according to jim norton his dick is fucking tiny

[Don Stugots]

I don't know any guy that would turn down a girl like that

Word. what the hell is he thinking? Oh yeah, man ass.

[FUNKMAN]

according to jim norton his dick is fucking tiny

guess you can say " it's less filling "

[MellySmelly]

What's that on her eye? Is that where the aliens tagged her or an eyebrow piercing?

[FUNKMAN]

What's that on her eye? Is that where the aliens tagged her or an eyebrow piercing?

a couple drops of Earl's cum...

[ToLEEdo]

I think Earl realizes that sleeping with Fez is the only way to keep his job in the long run.

[FUNKMAN]

I think Earl realizes that sleeping with Fez is the only way to keep his job in the long run.

he's gonna do backdoor so he don't get kicked out the frontdoor

[Fallon]

Earl's queer.

[djjd]

earl's fucking crazy

as for michelle :wub:

[SouthSideJohnny]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/AsauuTymywZy4YR3B4joYtu90Z8Q3UK0258.jpg


Look at the way she's leaning into him in the picture. Not a radio bit - she's definitely into him. Cute girl with great eyes and what looks to be a nice figure. Yeah, he's definitely gay, and if he didn't make a run at her, he doesn't have a chance of getting laid in the next six months. I think June 1st is going to be an interesting day.

[MellySmelly]

a couple drops of Earl's cum...

:lol:

[Fallon]

Why is Dave doing a Bob Dole?

[TheMojoPin]

she's too dark for his taste :tongue:

guys got no sexual self confidence - it's a shame cause he's a good looking guy and if the rumors are true then he has big hands as well

Ooooooh, I sense some matchmaking!

Oh, and 1998 called...it wants Dave's outfit back.

[Fallon]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5373/earlbenvv2.jpg

[AlabamaMan]

Yep, that proves it. Earl is a fag:wacko:

[TheMojoPin]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5373/earlbenvv2.jpg

Crying Benoit, our love for you will never get strangled and die.

[TheMojoPin]

Earl's (visible) head is gigantic. Jesus Christ.

[BoondockSaint]

Ooooooh, I sense some matchmaking!

Oh, and 1998 called...it wants Dave's outfit back.

What kind of man refers to what another man is wearing as an outfit?

[Lady Resin]

Earl most definitely has mental problems. She is adorabale!! Fez is going to get laid first. But then again it looks like Fez is going to have sex with Earl also.

[AlabamaMan]

Now I get it why Earl had that imaginary list of hot girls.

[TheMojoPin]

What kind of man refers to what another man is wearing as an outfit?

You'd call it an "ensemble."

[Kevin]

Earl's (visible) head is gigantic. Jesus Christ.

Dave is not far behind in that department either..

[AlabamaMan]

Earl most definitely has mental problems. She is adorabale!! Fez is going to get laid first. But then again it looks like Fez is going to have sex with Earl also.

Yep, Earl could have at least gotten something. Why would she have gone through all the trouble of going to the studio. I am not sure if Earl is gay, but it sure is looking that way. She came to see him!!!

[AlabamaMan]

I hope Earl reads these posts or Dave reads them to him on the air

[StupidGirlllll]

She looks very young, maybe Earl is into older chicks more his own age.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

She looks very young, maybe Earl is into older chicks more his own age.


blasphemy, when you are over 35 and single, you divide your age by 2

:king:

[drjoek]

Id hit it

[Tall_James]

What we have here is a girl who seems to want to get back at her parents by having sex with a black man.

Earl - this was a fast ball thrown right over the plate to you.

You struck out looking. Not good.

[Jughead]

Those jeans are adorable!!! And she is a Hottieeeeeeeee:devil2:

[Dan G]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/AsauuTymywZy4YR3B4joYtu90Z8Q3UK0258.jpg


She's wearing faded jeans. Doesn't she know that Faded Jeans are for Assholes (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=jeans)?

[Recyclerz]

Earl sure doesn't make it easy to defend him. So I won't.

Michelle is adorable.

[Fallon]

She looks very young, maybe Earl is into older chicks more his own age.

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9057/ld4137784713cd088ba0c05xs6.jpg

[djjd]

if fez gets laid, maybe michelle would like to come back in june and do earl with a strap on

[Don Stugots]

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/5373/earlbenvv2.jpg

The Crying Crippler will NEVER get old.

[FUNKMAN]

fez's asshole is too good to pass up...

[strangelittlechick]

She looks very young, maybe Earl is into older chicks more his own age.

hey, i'm actually 23, but i do look a little young for my age.....see more pics on myspace.com/itsyouagain

[strangelittlechick]

She's wearing faded jeans. Doesn't she know that Faded Jeans are for Assholes (http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=jeans)?

hey, actually in person the jeans aren't that faded, they just appear that way in the pic. :thumbup:

[silas]

Very, very cute.

My guess is Earl is just pathologically shy.

[led37zep]

Very, very cute.

My guess is Earl is just pathologically gay.

Fixed it for ya

[djjd]

Very, very cute.

My guess is Earl is just pathologically gay.

Fixed it for ya

:thumbup:

[strangelittlechick]

if fez gets laid, maybe michelle would like to come back in june and do earl with a strap on

i would absolutely do earl with a strap on....and i'm actually coming back probably around the end of may for my birthday. :smoke:

[Fezticle98]

i would absolutely do earl with a strap on....and i'm actually coming back probably around the end of may for my birthday. :smoke:

You are a cute chick. What you see in Earl, I can't say, but to each his own. You probably have a big heart and care for wounded animals and stuff.

I think you can really make Earl happy with a strap-on.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

I'm going to say that Earl isn't gay, just not confidant sexually. If he sleeps with someone who's a fan of the show he's worried that his poor performance will become a bit. He can deal people accusing him of being gay because he knows he's not and that's easier than the truth coming out. It will be just one more thing for the guys to bust his balls over and considering his breakdown on the air the other day, he's fragile enough as is.

Or maybe he's gay, I don't know.

[lleeder]

You are a cute chick. What you see in Earl, I can't say, but to each his own. You probably have a big heart and care for wounded animals and stuff.

I think you can really make Earl happy with a strap-on.

Are you saying Earls a wounded animal, racist?

[Uncle Fezster]

she is adorable:thumbup:, but I guess Earl only likes them fresh out of the Nut Hut

[djjd]

i was listening to a replay of the show were they made the bet, and earl kept saying how he wanted to have sex, and preferably with a woman

preferably with a woman?????

:blink:

[strangelittlechick]

You are a cute chick. What you see in Earl, I can't say, but to each his own. You probably have a big heart and care for wounded animals and stuff.

I think you can really make Earl happy with a strap-on.


i do have a big heart but at the same time, i'm not an animal lover, i hate all cats, they scare the shit out of me....but yes, i could definetly please him.

[lleeder]

i do have a big heart but at the same time, i'm not an animal lover, i hate all cats, they scare the shit out of me....but yes, i could definetly please him.

So your saying you have a penis? Cause thats whats he's looking for.

[DonInNC]

Not from one of the five boroughs = not Earl's type. It's the reality most of us have to live with.

[Dan G]

hey, actually in person the jeans aren't that faded, they just appear that way in the pic. :thumbup:

Anyone from KY that listens to Ron & Fez is cool with me. Hell, anyone that has satellite radio here is a plus.

[zentraed]

I'm going to say that Earl isn't gay, just not confidant sexually. If he sleeps with someone who's a fan of the show he's worried that his poor performance will become a bit. He can deal people accusing him of being gay because he knows he's not and that's easier than the truth coming out. It will be just one more thing for the guys to bust his balls over and considering his breakdown on the air the other day, he's fragile enough as is.

Or maybe he's gay, I don't know.

How could he ever outdo 5 pumps?

i do have a big heart but at the same time, i'm not an animal lover, i hate all cats, they scare the shit out of me....but yes, i could definetly please him.

Oh, we know what kind of lover you are...

[whiskyriver]

Strait or gay,she's a fan of the show that came hundreds of miles to meet him,he could have taken her out for coffee or something.
Damn

[reillyluck]

i do have a big heart but at the same time, i'm not an animal lover, i hate all cats, they scare the shit out of me....but yes, i could definetly please him.

thats strange, because most people find earl to be a pussy. :wink:

[chubbyknuckles]

i do have a big heart but at the same time, i'm not an animal lover, i hate all cats, they scare the shit out of me....but yes, i could definetly please him.

I gotta ask, WHY?

[lleeder]

I don't have myspace are there more pictures of this girl on there. I have my suspicions. :unsure:

[MellySmelly]

thats strange, because most people find earl to be a pussy. :wink:

I think the correct term is mangina.

[chubbyknuckles]

I don't have myspace are there more pictures of this girl on there. I have my suspicions. :unsure:

Are you suspecting Myspace voodoo?

[reillyluck]

I think the correct term is mangina.

but the word "man" is in there. i just dont see that term being appropriate for him. how about we just call him Gina?

[underdog]

i do have a big heart but at the same time, i'm not an animal lover

Oh, we know what kind of lover you are...

How could anyone just pass this by? This might be the line of the week. :clap:

[MellySmelly]

but the word "man" is in there. i just dont see that term being appropriate for him. how about we just call him Gina?

Good call. :lol:

[djjd]

I don't have myspace are there more pictures of this girl on there. I have my suspicions. :unsure:

no

but it really doesn't matter

the original pics from mikeyboy are what they are, even if the poster is not real

[djjd]

Are you suspecting Myspace voodoo?

linger longer :smoke:

[reillyluck]

How could anyone just pass this by? This might be the line of the week. :clap:

wow. i totally passed that one up. you people are terrible! :lol:

[Fezticle98]

Are you saying Earls a wounded animal, racist?

Just calling a spade a spade.

[MellySmelly]

How could anyone just pass this by? This might be the line of the week. :clap:

I laffed quietly to myself in my predominately white neighborhood. :clap:

[lleeder]

no

but it really doesn't matter

the original pics from mikeyboy are what they are, even if the poster is not real

I don't doubt that the poster is real.

[djjd]

I don't doubt that the poster is real.

then i misunderstood your suspicions

[MadMatt]

Are you saying Earls a wounded animal, racist?

No, he just called Earl a wounded animal, not a racist.

:lol:

[jetdog]

finally, proof positive that Earl is gay.

Yes, now you can call him without fear of rejection!

LOTD

[NC Radio Fan]

Earl, what the hell were you thinking?

Also, I am excited to finally be a member of ronfez.net. I have been lingering for over 2 years.

[Tall_James]

Earl, what the hell were you thinking?

Also, I am excited to finally be a member of ronfez.net. I have been lingering for over 2 years.

Welcome aboard. Hope you brought some BBQ to the party. I'm starvin'!

[Hottub]

Earl, what the hell were you thinking?

Also, I am excited to finally be a member of ronfez.net. I have been lingering for over 2 years.

Well, make sure you...



Oh, skip it. Welcome aboard.

[Marc with a c]

Earl, what the hell were you thinking?

Also, I am excited to finally be a member of ronfez.net. I have been lingering for over 2 years.

You just made a bigger mistake than earl. Get out while you still can.

[strangelittlechick]

no

but it really doesn't matter

the original pics from mikeyboy are what they are, even if the poster is not real

you can see more pics of me on my myspace.

[DolaMight]

Enough, Earl ain't gay.

Is it gay to deliver great radio?

Earl doesn't want to bone her because he knows the live Earl/Fez Fuckstravaganza would be a bigger bit payoff. Earl's always radio first, ladies 189th. Leave The Earl alone.

[DolaMight]

you can see more pics of me on my myspace.

And I did check out your myspace (http://www.myspace.com/itsyouagain), and it turns out you're from London.

Let me be the first to welcome you to ronfez.net londoner, G'Day Matey.

[PapaBear]

I don't think Earl is gay. He's a girl.

[SinA]

There is no way I would ever have sex with that girl...
because I am an old, incompentent, lazy, fainting goat.

[patsopinion]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9057/ld4137784713cd088ba0c05xs6.jpg

who the fuck is that?

[Fallon]

who the fuck is that?

Lilly.

[Fallon]

Having a girl offered to Earl is the only time he's never responded with "I'll get right on that".

[Kevin]

Earl, we got any heterosexuality back there..


Sorry Fresh out..

[Dash77]

Earl is just fucking stupid, this girl is cute he has major problems, and earl if you read this Please for the love of god stop with the goth look, NO BLACK MAN looks good in black 365 days a year......

[Fallon]

NO BLACK MAN looks good in black 365 days a year......

What about Steve Blackman?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/216/steveblackmankd4.jpg

[Dash77]

What about Steve Blackman?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/216/steveblackmankd4.jpg

Nope not even him. but he does look like Master Po a lil

[TheGameHHH]

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/9057/ld4137784713cd088ba0c05xs6.jpg

i hate to sound like "strange, obsessed, creepy board dude" but Lilly is just absolutely stunning in that pic. she needs to drop her zero and get with this hero.

[boobieman]

i hate to sound like "strange, obsessed, creepy board dude" but Lilly is just absolutely stunning in that pic. she needs to drop her zero and get with this hero.

Ok with a line like that..I'm done.:blink: Can't say anything more......please..someone close the light when your done.....:bye:

SEE YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAA AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ChrisTheCop]

Oh, and 1998 called...it wants Dave's outfit back.

He's dressed like a man whose Mom still buys him school clothes.

[patsopinion]

i hate to sound like "strange, obsessed, creepy board dude" but Lilly is just absolutely stunning in that pic. she needs to drop her zero and get with this hero.

i call sloppy seconds

[Badinia]

LOTD

[baritone gay voice] Thaaaaaaaank you!

I'd also like to mention to Strangelittlechick that I'm a straight lady, but her chin dimple kills me! KILLS ME!

[Chigworthy]

i would absolutely do earl with a strap on....and i'm actually coming back probably around the end of may for my birthday. :smoke:

Make him go ATM for acting like a total wad with you.

[derrickgott007]

Oh, we know what kind of lover you are...

I laughed so hard at that line....priceless!

[SniperDudeMJS]

Why is Dave doing a Bob Dole?

Dave looks like he just slipped his thumb up this girl's ass.

Dave Rules!

[Sloppy2nds]

This has to be a bit. Earl is not a bad looking guy. He should be beating women off with a stick, or at least men. Bottom line, he should be fuckin something

[maverick27339]

earl is gay

:thumbdown:

[TheMojoPin]

Earl is asexual. I'm not sure how him not having sex at all ever makes him gay. Most gay guys not named "Fez" seem to have sex a lot more often than never. Earl and Fez are both just sexless wonders. I imagine there will just be a lot of crying and desperate, futile rubbing when they attempt to knock the boots.

[Death Metal Moe]

That chick is way cute, Earl is a fucking disgrace.

[Bulldogcakes]

Earl needs to be romanced. Maybe she could have brought him some flowers, took him out to a nice cozy restaurant in the West Villiage. Take him home with her, put on some soft music and light some candles, maybe give him a massage. Then let one thing lead to another. Earl just wants to feel special.

[Heather 8]

Earl needs to be romanced. Maybe she could have brought him some flowers, took him out to a nice cozy restaurant in the West Villiage. Take him home with her, put on some soft music and light some candles, maybe give him a massage. Then let one thing lead to another. Earl just wants to feel special.

I have girly parts and that made me ill.

[strangelittlechick]

And I did check out your myspace (http://www.myspace.com/itsyouagain), and it turns out you're from London.

Let me be the first to welcome you to ronfez.net londoner, G'Day Matey.

you do realize its london, kentucky...right? :huh:

[AlabamaMan]

you do realize its london, kentucky...right? :huh:

I think that was the joke....

[AlabamaMan]

I am listening to the replay, and Earl is breaking down. This is the guy that people are wondering if he is a fem or not.???

[Fezticle98]

I am listening to the replay, and Earl is breaking down. This is the guy that people are wondering if he is a fem or not.???

I'm not wondering at all.

The Girl Earl Passed Up On

At least she wasn't the girl Earl passed out on. Although that would be a step in the right direction.

[uncle grandpa]

:furious:Earl could have gone out with her once-at least give himself a chance to relax, she's cute ::flush:

[sailor]

:furious: Earl could have gone out with her once-at least give himself a chance to relax, she's cute :flush:

just a little assistance here. :)

[Bossanova]

I don't care if she was hot or not. If she wants to meet you and you have a chance at having sex............you fucking do it. When you don't have sex for years and "you are straight and want to have sex", you take any pussy you can get.

By the by, she is very cute

[underdog]

When you don't have sex for years and "you are straight and want to have sex", you take any pussy you can get.

Even when you're having sex regularly, you don't turn down strange! EVER!

[NortonRules]

Is there anything past gay? Earl's beyond gay.

[Marc with a c]

this girl must really hate her parents.

[badmonkey]

Earl is just fucking stupid, this girl is cute he has major problems, and earl if you read this Please for the love of god stop with the goth look, NO BLACK MAN looks good in black 365 days a year......

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Retired-S1Ws-Chuck-D-R.jpghttp://image.listen.com/img/356x237/0/4/7/5/665740_356x237.jpg

no?

[Recyclerz]

Even when you're having sex regularly, you don't turn down strange! EVER!

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3275

Preach on, Brother! I was trying to tell that to my wife - right before she threw that lamp at me.

[TheMojoPin]

At least she wasn't the girl Earl passed out on.

Yeah, it's not like he's Billy Staples.

[mudflap170]

Even when you're having sex regularly, you don't turn down strange! EVER!

Good point. You just might miss the best you ever had.:thumbup:

[Chigworthy]

This has to be a bit. Earl is not a bad looking guy. He should be beating women off with a stick, or at least men. Bottom line, he should be fuckin something

Until Earl takes responsibility for himself, he will not close many deals. Subconsciously, he's a wreck with no confidence because he knows that he lies so much about himself. If he would just own himself, he could start improving himself to the point where he might be happy, which is the key to any kind of success.

[topless_mike]

or maybe he just plays a good game.
he is probably a pimp of some sort, claims mad poon, and just plays dumb at work.

think... wayne brady

[chubbyknuckles]

or maybe he just plays a good game.
he is probably a pimp of some sort, claims mad poon, and just plays dumb at work.

think... wayne brady

wayne brady's black?

[SeriouslySuprCJ]

I don't care if she was hot or not. If she wants to meet you and you have a chance at having sex............you fucking do it. When you don't have sex for years and "you are straight and want to have sex", you take any pussy you can get.

This is very true, especially when the ALTERNATIVE is man-sex with Fez. I don't care if it's a 500 pound hooker, I'd rather go that route than sex with Fez (No offense to Fez, of course)

[boeman]

This is very true, especially when the ALTERNATIVE is man-sex with Fez. I don't care if it's a 500 pound hooker, I'd rather go that route than sex with Fez (No offense to Fez, of course)

yeah, that 7'4" part skeeves me.

[topless_mike]

she's cute..
i wouldnt kick her out.

[TheMojoPin]

she's cute..
i wouldnt kick her out.

Wow, how could she not be honored by such a compliment?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

4 beers, would not need to be drunk to hook up


:king:

[JPMNICK]

4 beers, would not need to be drunk to hook up


:king:

she is def going to need more than 4 beers. I think each one of those beers needs a whiskey chaser washing down a Xanex

[King Hippos Bandaid]

she is def going to need more than 4 beers. I think each one of those beers needs a whiskey chaser washing down a Xanex

if I had your boyish good looks, then I could be more selective

btw, did the girls have a good time on their cruise

:king:

[reillyluck]

she is def going to need more than 4 beers. I think each one of those beers needs a whiskey chaser washing down a Xanex

you wicked, wicked man, you.

[ralphbxny]

As a hetro man I have no Idea how he didnt do a thing. I would do her with my chick watching!

[silas]

delete post

[Kerouac931]

Dude, WTF? She's cute as hell! She's the type of girl that you end up talking to in the bar because all the super smokin-hot girls are taken and she's just got a kickass personality.

[TheGameHHH]

Dude, WTF? She's cute as hell! She's the type of girl that you end up talking to in the bar because all the super smokin-hot girls are taken and she's just got a kickass personality.

what a nice backhanded compliment

[TheMojoPin]

I'm impressed with all of these stallions here talking like they KNOW they could end up in bed with this woman.

Ease up on the dick-swinging, champs.

[TheGameHHH]

I'm impressed with all of these stallions here talking like they KNOW they could end up in bed with this woman.

Ease up on the dick-swinging, champs.

you just haven't seen me lay my game down. chicks dig me

[Hottub]

10K for The Game tonight?:clap:

[TheGameHHH]

10K for The Game tonight?:clap:

it's possible, thanks for noticing. i feel like ive been chasing this goal for over 6 years..........oh wait, sadly i have.

[scottinnj]

finally, proof positive that Earl is gay.


Same thing with ESD. Look at the way that homo gives a thumbs up.

I always knew his marriage to Casey was a radio bit, and that photo pose proves it.

[scottinnj]

according to jim norton his dick is fucking tiny

According to Jim Norton, any dick less then a foot long is fucking tiny. :innocent:

[TheMojoPin]

Dave looks like he just slipped his thumb up his own ass.

Agreed.

[scottinnj]

Those jeans are adorable!!! And she is a Hottieeeeeeeee:devil2:

You were looking at her jeans? The rest of us were checking out the sweater-nice tight fit.

[scottinnj]

What about Steve Blackman?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/216/steveblackmankd4.jpg



uuuusssss!

[roger from cleveland]

wow, she's cute as hell!

earl, your an idiot!

michelle, if you ever make it over to cleveland..... :)

[MikeB]

What about Steve Blackman?

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/216/steveblackmankd4.jpg
His undefeated streak was over shadowed by Goldbergs.

[buzzard]

Earl is so dumb he hurts! she appears to be a real goer and thus making B.E. a total assclown! :thumbdown:

[BoarsHeadRob]

I don't know any guy that would turn down a girl like that

I know 2.. on the main staff of the show

[Knowledged_one]

you just haven't seen me lay my game down. chicks dig me

Is it because you rarely wear underware and when you do its usually something unusual?

[chubbyknuckles]

Isn't she c oming back to ny again? Doesn't earl get another shot?

[IamPixie]

Dude, WTF? She's cute as hell! She's the type of girl that you end up talking to in the bar because all the super smokin-hot girls are taken and she's just got a kickass personality.

what a nice backhanded compliment

blatantly rude.

[topless_mike]

Doesn't earl get another shot?

(pulling script from under my chair, now thumbing through it)
yes, yes, yes, he gets another shot.

[topless_mike]

Isn't she c oming back to ny again? Doesn't earl get another shot?

then again... if you get blown off, would you give that person another chance?

[Gvac]

Honestly, even if he got a 2nd chance do you think the outcome would be any different?

[MadMatt]

Honestly, even if he got a 2nd chance do you think the outcome would be any different?

Maybe, but ONLY because Ron, Dave, the boards, etc. have given Earl so much grief over the issue.

Compare it to when Earl forced himself to masturbate after catching hell on air for not doing it in well over a year. It isn't his natural inclination, but he is more afraid of being ridiculed. At this point "hooking up" with her would be a truly scummy move Earl's his part.

Michelle is a beautiful young woman who deserves to be treated with caring and respect (actually All women should be treated this way). Any man would be lucky if Michelle gave them the time of day.

[topless_mike]

Honestly, even if he got a 2nd chance do you think the outcome would be any different?

if its a choice between a warm place far greater than beer or taking it in the cornhole, that might be motivation enough.

[topless_mike]

Michelle is a beautiful young woman who deserves to be treated with caring and respect (actually All women should be treated this way). Any man would be lucky if Michelle gave them the time of day.

i agree, but it sounds like damage control.

[Mike Rotch]

I just can't believe someone threw out a perfectly good Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference and it got nothing.

[MadMatt]

i agree, but it sounds like damage control.

I added the complements to Michelle because there have been some really rude douchebags that have been posting. There is no reason to bash Michelle - she seems like a lovely girl and doesn't deserve to have people taking shots for no reason. However, I didn't want to post just that and look like a creep, so I added it to a regular post.

[AlabamaMan]

if its a choice between a warm place far greater than beer or taking it in the cornhole, that might be motivation enough.

Wordsmith

[BrentfromTN1]

Earl obviously has mental problems. He is like a shy boy who is 13 and nervous about sex. He is either gay, or ashamed of having sex for some reason. I bet he was molested or something, and that is why he is ashamed to have sex with a pretty girl (or any girl!) or even masterbate for Christ's sike.

Be a man Earl and bang a chick, unless you are holding out for sweet Fez ass.

[PapaBear]

http://www.hawkfish.org/snailman/images/acrydrl/Drill%20Bit1.jpg

[chubbyknuckles]

then again... if you get blown off, would you give that person another chance?

well prolly not, but take into account, she wants FUCKING EARL?! All reason is out!

[chubbyknuckles]

I added the complements to Michelle because there have been some really rude douchebags that have been posting. There is no reason to bash Michelle - she seems like a lovely girl and doesn't deserve to have people taking shots for no reason. However, I didn't want to post just that and look like a creep, so I added it to a regular post.

I'm not taking shots at the chick, she's def cute. I'm just blown away by a girl that finds earl soo attractive or interesting. But there's someone for everyone...even ....Earl?

[angrymissy]

I added the complements to Michelle because there have been some really rude douchebags that have been posting. There is no reason to bash Michelle - she seems like a lovely girl and doesn't deserve to have people taking shots for no reason. However, I didn't want to post just that and look like a creep, so I added it to a regular post.

A "lovely" girl does not email a married man and invite him for a threesome next time her and her girlfriend come to NY. T A C K Y.

[TheMojoPin]

Earl obviously has mental problems. He is like a shy boy who is 13 and nervous about sex. He is either gay, or ashamed of having sex for some reason. I bet he was molested or something, and that is why he is ashamed to have sex with a pretty girl (or any girl!) or even masterbate for Christ's sike.

Be a man Earl and bang a chick, unless you are holding out for sweet Fez ass.

Wait, why is someone who is "nervous" or "ashamed" about sex also likely to be gay? Does that really sound like ANY gay person who isn't named "Fez?"

[Furtherman]

He's just charging his libido. Unfortunately, he turns off his sex drive while he's charging it.

[A.J.]

A "lovely" girl does not email a married man and invite him for a threesome next time her and her girlfriend come to NY. T A C K Y.

She would have had better luck here (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64009&highlight=foreskin).

[underdog]

Wait, why is someone who is "nervous" or "ashamed" about sex also likely to be gay? Does that really sound like ANY gay person who isn't named "Fez?"

It sounds like someone who just doesn't want to admit that they're gay.

[topless_mike]

I just can't believe someone threw out a perfectly good Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference and it got nothing.

story of my life.

[Gvac]

He's just charging his libido. Unfortunately, he turns off his sex drive while he's charging it.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Awesome!

[strangelittlechick]

Isn't she c oming back to ny again? Doesn't earl get another shot?

actually, yes. i will be back sometime in the spring. i like to go twice a year when i could get the time off work. but not sure if he will get another shot or not.. lol. :wink:

[strangelittlechick]

A "lovely" girl does not email a married man and invite him for a threesome next time her and her girlfriend come to NY. T A C K Y.

does anyone not see the humor in all of this? lol. bitter people. :tongue:

[chubbyknuckles]

actually, yes. i will be back sometime in the spring. i like to go twice a year when i could get the time off work. but not sure if he will get another shot or not.. lol. :wink:

He def shouldn't, but as for others.......

[Gvac]

Earl obviously has mental problems.

That's the understatement of the year.

You should check out this thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=48674)

[Gvac]

A "lovely" girl does not email a married man and invite him for a threesome next time her and her girlfriend come to NY. T A C K Y.

She sounds like a nice girl from a nice family.

[Freitag]

She sounds like a nice girl from a nice family.

NICE GIRL NICE FAMILY, SHE'S A...

[strangelittlechick]

Dude, WTF? She's cute as hell! She's the type of girl that you end up talking to in the bar because all the super smokin-hot girls are taken and she's just got a kickass personality.

thanks for the "compliment"...how about you put a pic on here and let me see if youre even worthy of taking me to the bar. :wink:

[strangelittlechick]

You were looking at her jeans? The rest of us were checking out the sweater-nice tight fit.

thanks scotti :thumbup:

[strangelittlechick]

Maybe, but ONLY because Ron, Dave, the boards, etc. have given Earl so much grief over the issue.

Compare it to when Earl forced himself to masturbate after catching hell on air for not doing it in well over a year. It isn't his natural inclination, but he is more afraid of being ridiculed. At this point "hooking up" with her would be a truly scummy move Earl's his part.

Michelle is a beautiful young woman who deserves to be treated with caring and respect (actually All women should be treated this way). Any man would be lucky if Michelle gave them the time of day.

hi matt, thanks for your support. you know, i was really offended by earls reaction to me, i dont understand why he's so anti-vagina. not that im a whore or anything but youd think a grown man would have had the decency to atleast OFFER to show me around the city or even go for a drink and atleast try and get to know me. but whatever, i found him to be interesting, i guess we'll see what happens. :wink:

[MellySmelly]

hi matt, thanks for your support. you know, i was really offended by earls reaction to me, i dont understand why he's so anti-vagina. not that im a whore or anything but youd think a grown man would have had the decency to atleast OFFER to show me around the city or even go for a drink and atleast try and get to know me. but whatever, i found him to be interesting, i guess we'll see what happens. :wink:

I wouldn't be offended if I were you. He always seems to act a little standoffish. I don't think it is anything personal lovey.

[chubbyknuckles]

hi matt, thanks for your support. you know, i was really offended by earls reaction to me, i dont understand why he's so anti-vagina. not that im a whore or anything but youd think a grown man would have had the decency to atleast OFFER to show me around the city or even go for a drink and atleast try and get to know me. but whatever, i found him to be interesting, i guess we'll see what happens. :wink:

So thats the official note that you will give him a second chance to fail? what a lucky sum bitch

[NewYorkDragons80]

I think Earl realizes that sleeping with Fez is the only way to keep his job in the long run.
That's pretty fuckin funny.

This girl is adorable... I just want to let her wear my varsity jacket and share a root beer float.

[jauble]

That's pretty fuckin funny.

This girl is adorable... I just want to let her wear my varsity jacket and share a root beer float.

whoa slow down...if you are too agresive she might not be keen on you (in 1950s announcer voice)