? about Pot

[sr71blackbird]

If you smoked a joint 2 weeks ago and you were advised that a random drug test is coming up, would it show up?
What can you do to get it out of your system?
The test is a urine test.
Just curious...

[PapaBear]

It can stay in the system for 30 days, but not always. I tried one of those cleaners about 12 years ago, and all it did was turn my piss green. Most of the other masking agents are also tested for. I've heard that you can dip your finger tip into bleach, then pee over your finger. I have no idea if it works.

[underdog]

It usually depends on how much pot you smoke on a regular basis.

[sr71blackbird]

What about if it was the first time you did it in 15 years? Same thing? Is there a chance it wont be detected?:help:

[lleeder]

You're fucked. Look for a new job. :surrender:

[PapaBear]

What about if it was the first time you did it in 15 years? Same thing? Is there a chance it wont be detected?:help:

You'll probably be OK, since you haven't been doing it long. Then again.. maybe not.

[MellySmelly]

Drink lots of water, you'll be fine.

[Fallon]

Does your piss taste weedy?

[underdog]

If you don't smoke much, and only smoked a joint this time, it should be out within two weeks.

Of course, it also would vary based on your metabolism. If you're a skinny guy with a fast metabolism, its out. If you're a fat guy, then it may linger a little longer (LINGER LONGERRRRR).

And on top of everything else, it will also depend on how good of a test you're being given is. Technically, marijuana never leaves your system, its presence just degrades over time.

[sr71blackbird]

I just tasted it, its salty

[sr71blackbird]

If you don't smoke much, and only smoked a joint this time, it should be out within two weeks.

Of course, it also would vary based on your metabolism. If you're a skinny guy with a fast metabolism, its out. If you're a fat guy, then it may linger a little longer (LINGER LONGERRRRR).

Im fat and fucked, huh?

[PapaBear]

I just tasted it, its salty
Are you sure it was pot? Was it green and leafy or white and creamy?

[bigtim666]

just drink water your fine

[sr71blackbird]

It was just once and out of the blue. Its not like the guy is a regular user, like I said, first time in 15 years. The company never tested people before and suddenly, it decides to do it.
What luck, huh?

[underdog]

Im fat and fucked, huh?

If you really only smoked a joint for the first time in 15 years, there's a good chance you'd pass a test after 15 days.

[Fallon]

It was just once and out of the blue. Its not like the guy is a regular user, like I said, first time in 15 years. The company never tested people before and suddenly, it decides to do it.
What luck, huh?

You were set up by the MAN!!

[Fallon]

If you really only smoked a joint for the first time in 15 years, there's a good chance you'd pass a test after 15 days.

Yeah, but you haven't seen the joint yet...

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o272/wilkins311/MillionMarijuanaMarch-HugeJoint.jpg

[Don Stugots]

did you get the munchies after you drank your piss?

[underdog]

Yeah, but you haven't seen the joint yet...

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o272/wilkins311/MillionMarijuanaMarch-HugeJoint.jpg

I was looking around for someone crying in that picture, but I couldn't find it.

[TheGameHHH]

I smoked a blunt, waited roughly 30 days, took a test for a job and failed. i have no advice for you.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I don't have any advice to add but it does make me laugh how often this question comes up on this board.

I was only drug tested once. Ironically, I met the biggest bunch of coke fiends and bought the best weed while I worked at said company.

[patsopinion]

i smoked and then that night i took a drug test and passed
but for some reason the test said i had some sort of heroin in my system....
which i didnt of course
well maybe i did but that test will not register as positive i promise
just get drunk tonight and drink a lot of water 2morrow and ull be fine

[riverofpiss]

Will you lose your job if the test comes back positive? Some jobs will only suspend you and then make you take another test later on.
If you don need to pass the test go to your local headshop and ask the guy or girl behind the counter which one of the "remedies" that they sell works the best. Some of them do actually work. I smoke a ton of dope and I passed a test using a product which I cannot recall the name of. When you find a good urine cleaning product follow the instructions exactly and you will have zero worries.

[torker]

Junkie.

[DolaMight]

I smoked a joint last night and my piss tastes fine this morning. I'm not a great scientist but I doubt you need to worry about 2 weeks ago.

[riverofpiss]

Junkie.

Monkey.

[Chigworthy]

i had some sort of heroin in my system....

http://static.flickr.com/116/253973350_c04d2c4ce7.jpg

[topless_mike]

some people swear by golden seal.
the best way to pass a drug test is to not blaze to begin with.

[ralphbxny]

hmmmm....Its in there.

[AnnoyedGrunt]

Does anyone know if long second hand pot smoke will stay in your system? Or will it even show up to begin with? I'm not talking about sitting in a hot boxed car, just being in the room with a couple people passing a couple joints back and forth.

[PapaBear]

It won't show up at all.

[riverofpiss]

Don't forget Ross Rebagliati, the snowboarder who tested positive and claimed that it was second hand smoke. The Olympic committee actually bought it.

[A.J.]

I don't have any advice to add but it does make me laugh how often this question comes up on this board.

It's all the stoners' short-term memory loss.