Whats Things should you never do Drunk?

[booster11373]

or high


I say take a shit..... Discuss

[DolaMight]

attend an AA meeting while wearing a silly hat.

[BoondockSaint]

Create thread titles.

[TooLowBrow]

or high


I say take a shit..... Discuss

whats wrong with shitting drunk?
i say call exes

[underdog]

Post on ronfez.net.

[Marc with a c]

break foosball tables

[DarkHippie]

visit your grandma

[DolaMight]

Post on ronfez.net.

I disagree, i'm a fan of the drunk post. reading or writing.

[underdog]

I disagree, i'm a fan of the drunk post. reading or writing.

If I followed my own advice, I'd probably only have about 30 posts.

[DolaMight]

invent a cup that you can't drink from.

[BoondockSaint]

Call Ronnie B. at home.

[SatCam]

break foosball tables

kiss a woman with stubble

[Marc with a c]

kiss a woman with stubble

hide under a desk

[IamPixie]

weld. I'm speaking from personal experience here.

[DolaMight]

weld. I'm speaking from personal experience here.

http://www.witc.edu/careerimpact/images/welder.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

http://waw.taa.usf.edu/sites/waw/Writing%20Images/tightrope.jpg

[DolaMight]

Wear white after labor day.

[TooLowBrow]

Knock three times on the ceiling if you don't want me.

[IamPixie]

http://www.witc.edu/careerimpact/images/welder.jpg

she should really put her hair in a ponytail.....

[FUNKMAN]

I say take a shit.....


or a urine shower...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

take flair chops by section 8

:king:

[cupcakelove]

Drive.

[FUNKMAN]

run with scissors

[DolaMight]

she should really put her hair in a ponytail.....

Yeah it would totally bring out her eyes.

[cupcakelove]

Call your Dad at 3 am to tell him what you really think of him.

[IamPixie]

shave.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

take a breathalizer

:king:

[Gvac]

Think.

[Marc with a c]

reenact fights with paul lombardi.

[cupcakelove]

Write emails for work.

[Fezticle98]

Go to the gym. Not fun.

[sailor]

drive oil tankers.

http://history.sandiego.edu/gen/nature/images/environ09.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

play jenga

:king:

[SatCam]

play brain age

[lleeder]

talk about religion or the government

[DarkHippie]

shave.

especially your balls

[epo]

Choose new sexual partners.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

not wear a helmet at the batting cage

:king:

[midwestjeff]

Co-host the 5th Quarter

[Rthentic]

Never
Ever
EVER
Get Gizmo Wet

[Fallon]

Take snaps for the Giants.

[TeeBone]

Attend a Donkey-Show

[SatCam]

play jeopardy

[Marc with a c]

atm

[Gvac]

atm

Ewww.

[Don Stugots]

Tell someone you love them or lust them for that matter.

[Gvac]

Tell someone you love them or lust them for that matter.

I said I was sorry.

Jeez.

[Bossanova]

I said I was sorry.

Jeez.

Uh-HUH :annoyed:

[WampusCrandle]

make out with an ugly friend

http://www.welaf.com/vc_gallery/ugly%20girls/Ugly%20Smileyface.jpg

or an ugly girl

[King Hippos Bandaid]

go to a strip club

:king:

[Bossanova]

Bet on the Eagles, Knicks or Mets

[mikeyboy]

Ban people.
















Oh, wait. Nevermind. That's fine.

[jauble]

http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/Hillary%20Clinton.jpg

[topless_mike]

piss in the wind

[Bellyfullasnot]

use the stairs at the Bellmore train station.

[cupcakelove]

Try to make travel plans with your equally drunk friend.

[zentraed]

Pee on your friend's carpet.

Two of us saw this guy get up, pee in the middle of the floor, then go back to sleep. I swear, we laughed hysterically for 10 minutes. But whatever you do, deny, deny, deny.

[reillyluck]

text.

[topless_mike]

Pee on your friend's carpet.

Two of us saw this guy get up, pee in the middle of the floor, then go back to sleep. I swear, we laughed hysterically for 10 minutes. But whatever you do, deny, deny, deny.

:lol:

i had a friend that got so blasted one nite, he got up at nite, walked to the end of the bed, and pissed on the corner of the bed. his wife was like wtf????????????

[Furtherman]

Put your credit card down to buy more drinks.

Get in a bouncer's face.

Yell. The loudest in the room is the weakest.

Play darts.

Mistake a lady being friendly for flirting.

Hang out with ladies who flirt.

Thinking the guy with your teams' jersey or hat will be your best friend because you have the same jersey or hat.

Attempt handstands.

Troll for attention. It's why you're a loser in the first place.

Interjecting into any conversation how wasted you were or how you don't remember last night.

Argue over a pool match.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Get married.

[FUNKMAN]

get divorced

[A.J.]

I do everything drunk. :drunk:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

operate heavy machinery

:king:

[ralphbxny]

Sleep

[Dougie Brootal]

http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/51366/2/istockphoto_51366_phone.jpg

[zentraed]

stop drinking

[Hottub]

The neighbor's wife.

[reillyluck]

lend people cd's.

[Gvac]

Jeez...you're a regular Ming The Merciless today!

[Ritalin]

:lol:

i had a friend that got so blasted one nite, he got up at nite, walked to the end of the bed, and pissed on the corner of the bed. his wife was like wtf????????????

RITALIN raises his hand.

[Ritalin]

The neighbor's wife.

.....unless you're the neighbor's wife, too.

Then it's sloppy drunk hot MILF on MILF action.

[mikeyboy]

Make Hottub a mod.

:wink:

[Earlshog]

Put your credit card down to buy more drinks.

Get in a bouncer's face.

Yell. The loudest in the room is the weakest.

Play darts.

Mistake a lady being friendly for flirting.

Hang out with ladies who flirt.

Thinking the guy with your teams' jersey or hat will be your best friend because you have the same jersey or hat.

Attempt handstands.

Troll for attention. It's why you're a loser in the first place.

Interjecting into any conversation how wasted you were or how you don't remember last night.

Argue over a pool match.

Hey that sounds like my average Friday night at the Quiet Women....

[IamPixie]

Shoulder check someone at least 2x your size.

[keithy_19]

...drive?

Or go to a friends house and watch a dozen people dance to a japanese girl punk band. Though, in all fairness, the alcohol helped.

[Furtherman]

Hey that sounds like my average Friday night at the Quiet Women....

Hence the "attempt handstands".

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Drink Egg Nog
:king:

[Earlshog]

Hence the "attempt handstands".

I was practicing my keg stand technique

[ZigZagBigBag]

do bank transactions.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

work

:king:

[Hottub]

Agree to become a Mod. :wink:

[lleeder]

Apply sunscreen to other peoples kids.... wait, maybe there's never a good time for that.

[zentraed]

Shoulder check someone at least 2x your size.

I'm always baffled by women who try to get physical with me when I'm out. "I'm 6'1", 290 lbs, and you just tried to push me out of the way? Do I look that nice?"

[Freakshow]

weld. I'm speaking from personal experience here.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/128/352921534_dcc43deaf2_m.jpg
I'm thinking you should try again. It clearly works for most people..

[IamPixie]

I'm always baffled by women who try to get physical with me when I'm out. "I'm 6'1", 290 lbs, and you just tried to push me out of the way? Do I look that nice?"

He would never touch me. It's was a bad idea, still.

[lleeder]

Bonk two heads together ala three stooges. It really can hurt the ladies.

[PapaBear]

Shop online.

[topless_mike]

operate heavy machinery

:king:

< looking down at belly..

i am heavy machinery

[topless_mike]

Bonk two heads together

there should never be "cock on cock" action, whether drunk or sober.

[joethebartender]

ask the pit boss for a marker.