Who would you kill, a bum or your pet?

[junkiegymnast]

Here's the situation, you are forced to take a life either your pet that you love dearly or a bum/homeless person. What do you do?
Also, there are no repercussions for your actions. So, if you kill the stinky guy that is don on his/her luck, you wouldnt go to jail, it is just on your conscience for taking a human life over an animals.

[StupidGirlllll]

OMG you should go see a therapist. Why on earth would you even come up with a question like this?

[TeeBone]

Can this be turned into a poll with the question being; WHICH MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL SHOULD JUNKIEGYMNAST SEEK OUT?

Psychiatrist
or
Psychologists

[jauble]

a bum's pet???

[sailor]

a bum. no 2nd thoughts.

[Recyclerz]

Who would you kill, a bum or your pet?

Well, what happens if you keep bums as pets?

You put me in an untenable position, Mr. Hypothetical Question Maker.

[bigredd]

Bum. No hesitation.

[chubbyknuckles]

I'd kill a bum with my pet. Bums are the pigeons of the human world,no?

[DolaMight]

Didn't Mike the teacher ask this recently. Not even worth asking. I'd kill a bum just for the sport of it.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/35/200px-SurvivingTheGame.jpg

[Ritalin]

Didn't Mike the teacher ask this recently. Not even worth asking. I'd kill a bum just for the sport of it.

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/35/200px-SurvivingTheGame.jpg

I don't think the guy with the rifle is Ice T, unless he's really changed a lot.

[RAAMONE]

i actually think there are few people out there that would kill their pet...not the same situation but i was watching this movie "captivity" this weekend and there's a scene where the girl has 30 seconds to kill her pet if she didnt then she would die...my girl actaully said she would let herself die before shooting our dog and was dead serious...he is a cute little fucker though

[TheMojoPin]

Weirdo.

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[marky2bucks]

Bum, hands down.

btw, I saw a bum text messaging the other day and smoking a cig while bumming money at a traffic light. no money for you, ever.

which brings up the question, who was he texting?

[JPMNICK]

a bum, I would not even have to think about it

[CassiusClay]

Anyone see that documentary "Reversal of Fortune?" They give a selected bum $100,000 to see if he'd turn his life around...he didn't. I'd kill that guy.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a pet

except for a dog

all other pets are disposable

:king:

[zentraed]

The bum's gotta go

[Soupy_Dreck]

what if its not a bum? what if its someone who has decided to walk the earf while drinking his coffee and eating his muffin?

[Dougie Brootal]

bum. no regrets.

[Earlshog]

what if its not a bum? what if its someone who has decided to walk the earf while drinking his coffee and eating his muffin?

you mean like Kane in Kung Fu?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a pet, because no one wants to gun down Fez at the Apple store

:king:

[Sarge]

The bum, we need to start thinning the herd.

[sailor]

a bum. no 2nd thoughts.

Bum. No hesitation.

bum. no regrets.

i'd shoot a bum before copycats even.

[Gvac]

If my cat doesn't stop pissing on the basement floor she's done for.

[Hottub]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2474/dscf1578us8.jpg

Bye bye, baby!

[sailor]

If my cat doesn't stop pissing on the basement floor she's done for.

clean it up then put the litter box there. good chance that'll work.

[Gvac]

clean it up then put the litter box there. good chance that'll work.

I tried that. She pissed in it the first day and then the next day she pissed on the washing machine.

I took her to the vet and they said physically, she's fine.

Little fucker's pissing me off though.

[TheMojoPin]

I'd kill everyone's pets and then feed them to the bums.

[sailor]

I tried that. She pissed in it the first day and then the next day she pissed on the washing machine.

I took her to the vet and they said physically, she's fine.

Little fucker's pissing me off though.

that sucks. one of our cats will sometimes start to do that randomly and accommodating her has always worked. best of luck!

[Hottub]

Bring her over here, G.

Sheena, KC, the damn Guinee Pigs... It's gonna look like Jonestown when we are done!:innocent:

[HBox]

If I had a choice between saving a pet owner from drowning or a pair of socks I'd choose the socks. I'm not risking my life for someone who doesn't care about mine.

[TheMojoPin]

If I had a choice between saving a pet owner from drowning or a pair of socks I'd choose the socks. I'm not risking my life for someone who doesn't care about mine.

I dig you, sir.

[sailor]

If I had a choice between saving a pet owner from drowning or a pair of socks I'd choose the socks. I'm not risking my life for someone who doesn't care about mine.

you're a bum?

[HBox]

you're a bum?

Does that matter? How much does someone need to earn annually before you value them higher than a pet?

[TheMojoPin]

I stopped thinking most pet owners weren't at least mildly delusional a long time ago.

My brother has a had a dog for about 5 months now. She's a great dog, tons of fun, really sweet...but we're driving home from Thanksgiving, have to stop short because of a dude running a red light, and he tells me that if we were in an accident, he's not sure who he would check on first, me or the dog, and that I shouldn't "take it personal."

ANIMALS ARE NOT PEOPLE.

[patsopinion]

Does that matter? How much does someone need to earn annually before you value them higher than a pet?

32k

[earthbrown]

I would beat the bum to death with my dogs collar.

K

[TheMojoPin]

my dogs collar.

K

Y'know, he has a name, freak.

http://leatheroaks.org/Rubber/SlickskinII/DCP00109.JPG

[Stankfoot]

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/NatLamp2.jpg

[Hottub]

Y'know, he has a name, freak.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a174/danyserrano/judas_priest.jpg



Here Here!!!

[Recyclerz]

Does that matter? How much does someone need to earn annually before you value them higher than a pet?

Actually, the economic analysis is a little more complicated than that. I think you can do a back of the envelope check using this simple equation

Human = annual earnings stream X expected working life/likelihood that they'll shit on the floor + (scrap value of salable organs)

Pet = frisbee catching acumen X ability to help you pick up chicks/likelihood that they'll shit on the floor


ANIMALS ARE NOT PEOPLE.

So they have that going for them.

[TheMojoPin]

So they have that going for them.

Yes, I know, ha-ha, so that makes them more "valuable"...BLECH.

This thread isn't nearly as nuts as the one where people were syaing they'd save their pet from drowning instead of a drowning stranger, but it's up there.

[Chigworthy]

If I had a choice between saving a pet owner from drowning or a pair of socks I'd choose the socks. I'm not risking my life for someone who doesn't care about mine.

Only a bum would wash their socks in a swimming pool.

[Bulldogcakes]

My pet is a bum.

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