Eggnog Sucks!!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Whomever came up with the idea of drinking this crap during the Holidays should be shot. I have given it over 10 attempts to like eggnog, all attempts failed. The only way you can make this crap edible is by placing it in a frying pan and making an omelet.


Boo Urns to Eggnog , BOO-URNS

:king:

[Gvac]

I guess you've never had it with Jack Daniels and a sprinkling of nutmeg on top.

DEEEELICIOUS!!!

[Kevin]

As reigning EGG Nogg King of the World.. (SUCK IT SPOON!) I would like to personally thank King Hippo's Bandaid for the success my product is about to enjoy...

:king:

[TheMojoPin]

I got some egg nog for ya.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I guess you've never had it with Jack Daniels and a sprinkling of nutmeg on top.

DEEEELICIOUS!!!


never had it as a mixer before, usually have it at in laws house, do you like it plain though

:king:

[TheMojoPin]

never had it as a mixer before, usually have it at in laws house, do you like it plain though

:king:

Hells yes. It's delicious.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hells yes. It's delicious.

if delicious now means icky, then i agree with you

:king:

[Gvac]

never had it as a mixer before, usually have it at in laws house, do you like it plain though

:king:

Plain???

That's like drinking tonic without the gin!

[RhinoinMN]

I guess you've never had it with Jack Daniels and a sprinkling of nutmeg on top.

DEEEELICIOUS!!!

better yet
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Captain_morgan.gif

[Chigworthy]

Eggnog that isn't a minimum 50% booze is reminiscent of sweetened Satan's Aids Infected Jizz Spread. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=62830&highlight=infected+jizz+spread)

[Snacks]

Christmas isnt Christmas without a nice cold glass of egg nog. Sometimes it may be a little thick then add some whole milk, mix it and its christmas goodness!!!

[Chigworthy]

Christmas isnt Christmas without a nice cold glass of egg nog. Sometimes it may be a little thick then add some whole milk, mix it and its christmas goodness!!!

Why would you thin too-thick jizz with more jizz?

[FUNKMAN]

i can drink it but don't remember ever buying it...

[DiabloSammich]

It truly does taste like man-juice sprinkled with nutmeg.

Not that I have any frame of reference or anything.

[MadMatt]

Eggnog rules! Good when it's plain, but even better with booze. Very rich though - have to sip it and only a small glass.

http://mymerrychristmas.com/2005/images/eggnog.jpg

[MadMatt]

It truly does taste like man-juice sprinkled with nutmeg.

Not that I have any frame of reference or anything.

What? You've never had nutmeg?

:tongue:

[PapaBear]

I love eggnog. I like pumpkin nog, too.

[Chigworthy]

My guess is that if you love egg nog, yule love man ass as well.

[zentraed]

I refuse to drink dairy products, but I used to like it when I was younger. Now, I take one look at the label, and it's just not worth the weight gain.

I've bought some Silk Nog in the past. It makes good vegan french toast. Some vegetarian habits never die.

[Chigworthy]

I just had the silk nog and enjoyed better than the cattle jizz version.

[MrPink]

Dave Attell says it's elf cum.

[cupcakelove]

Eggnog is alright in my book.

[Marc with a c]

there's pumpkin nog? i'm intrigued

[cupcakelove]

I love eggnog. I like pumpkin nog, too.

there's pumpkin nog? i'm intrigued

When did this start happening? I gotta find some of this.

[PapaBear]

there's pumpkin nog? i'm intrigued
First had it one year on Halloween. My wife's boss was handing it out (with rum) to the parents of the kids who came by.

RECIPES (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS240US240&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=pumpkin+nog&spell=1)

[MadMatt]

Hood makes a whole line of specially flavored eggnog: Pumpkin, Ginger Bread, Cinnamon, and Sugar Cookie.

[PapaBear]

Hood makes a whole line of specially flavored eggnog: Pumpkin, Ginger Bread, Cinnamon, and Sugar Cookie.
We have a Hood plant here. I should go raid it.

[Sarge]

Love egg nog, plain or with rum its great.

[SatCam]

http://www.thechurning.com/images/babybird.jpg

Pat says egg nog is A-OK!

[Chris from TX]

MMMmmm, eggnog. Only in small doses though.

[zentraed]

I just had the silk nog and enjoyed better than the cattle jizz version.

there's pumpkin nog? i'm intrigued

There's even a pumpkin spice Silk Nog this year. Saw it at wal-mart the other day.

[TeeBone]

There's even a pumpkin spice Silk Nog this year. Saw it at wal-mart the other day.

Wal-Mart eggnog is forcing the Mom-and-Pop eggnog establishments to go under.

[Bulldogcakes]

Dave Attell says it's elf cum.

He's just bitter about being born Jewish.

Hey wait, isn't KHB Jewish? Hmmmmmm . . . . . I sense a pattern here. Or perhaps a conspiracy.

[Bulldogcakes]

To be serious, the O&A drinking contest has completely ruined egg nog for me. I now associate it with Pat from Moonachie and vomit.


Lets not even mention the 'baby bird'.

[buzzard]

love the Eggnog!

[BoondockSaint]

This thread reminded me that I hadn't had some in a few years so I bought some today. It's still delicious.

[MrPink]

Eggnog is the only way I can drink whiskey anymore.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

do you lose your tastebuds once you turn 40, eggnog is awful, Ill give it a shot as a mixer this year, but drinking it alone is disgusting

:king:

[TheMojoPin]

Your face is disgusting.

[Gvac]

Your face is disgusting.

I'm gonna tell Marc you're stealing his gig.

[TheMojoPin]

Ahhhh, go shit in his hair.

[Gvac]

Looks like someone already beat me to it.

[TheMojoPin]

Oh, SNAP. Gvac unleashed.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Your face is disgusting.

nuh uh

:king:

[Chainsaw]

Dave Attell says it's elf cum.

You might as well pour it on your back and slap yourself on the ass.


Who came up with eggnog? I want to get drunk but I also want some pancakes...


Thank you Mr. Attell...

[Marc with a c]

hey.

i don't have shit hair.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just tried some eggnog at my company party , added Cinnamon and Nutmeg, it still sucks, I dont care what you people say

EGGNOG SUCKS!!!!

[Snoogans]

eggnog shares just went up 125%

[King Hippos Bandaid]

eggnog shares just went up 125%


now I'm jinxing objects and products. stick to sports

[ralphbxny]

After you posted this I had some eggnog...and it tasted awesome. Thanks King!