Larry Flynt or Robocop

[lleeder]

You've been shot. Here's the good news you can live the rest of your life either paralyzed from the waist down, addicted to painkillers until multiple surgeries deadened the affected nerves like Larry Flynt or you can be Robocop. If you choose Larry Flynt you don't have his money or women just his type of paralyzation. If you are Robocop you must serve and protect and I don't think you have a cock or body anymore just a head wired to that robotic body.

[MHasegawa]

do i have to be a do gooder like robo or can i be a typical harass and annoy cop abusing power left and right? If its the latter ill crank that robocop

[lleeder]

You have to be good and live in Detroit.

[MHasegawa]

well fuck yo couch then

[scottinnj]

Robocop...no brainer.


If I were Larry Flynt without the chicks and money, I'd be Robocop and shoot everything.

[cupcakelove]

Robocop with or without the jet pack?

[scottinnj]

Wait a minute, when did Robocop have a jet pack?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Robocop, but still with the pill addiction

[epo]

Larry Flynt without the chicks or the cash?

Just reframe the question then:

Would you like to be a mess or Robocop?

[lleeder]

Robocop, but still with the pill addiction

You're only allowed to be addicted to Nuke if you choose Robocop.

[TheMojoPin]

Can I be Pornocop?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You're only allowed to be addicted to Nuke if you choose Robocop.

an addiction is an addiction, it doesn't make me a bad robo person

[mikeyboy]

You have to be good and live in Detroit.

Detroit? That changes everything.

[Chigworthy]

If you are Robocop you must serve and protect and I don't think you have a cock or body anymore just a head wired to that robotic body.

Robocop doesn't need a cock; he fucks crime with his gun.

[MadMatt]

Definitely Robocop.

Hell, I'm hoping I can adopt a robot/android body within the next 50 years anyway. Who wants to get old and broken down?

[JustJon]

Wait a minute, when did Robocop have a jet pack?

Robocop 3. Frank Miller is still apologizing for that one.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

If you're Robocop, do you still have to drive that crappy Ford Taurus?
http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/robocop%20taurus.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Can the Eat Shit Grandma option be ED-209?

http://bot7.com/mediapix/robocop-ed209-sequence.jpg

[IamFogHat]

Why would I want to be Larry Flynt if I couldn't have his money or women? Plus Robocop gets to blow the shit out everything. I think your poll is flawed.

[Sarge]

I'd have to go with Robocop. I've been dealing with peoples crap for 17 years, and have to kiss their ass. If I'm Robocop I could just blow their asses up, it would make the job much easier.

[DolaMight]

Robocop, shootin things, robot arms, cool, not havin a cock sucks but maybe I'd frux one of them asian robots, maybe screw one on. Better than some social outcast, passing time showin off to schoolchildren tryin to pull wheelies.

[foodcourtdruide]

I was gonna pick Robocop until I learned I had to live in Detroit. Larry Flynt!

[DolaMight]

I was gonna pick Robocop until I learned I had to live in Detroit. Larry Flynt!

ha ha

[mikeyboy]

I was gonna pick Robocop until I learned I had to live in Detroit. Larry Flynt!

ha ha

Detroit? That changes everything.


Harrumph...

[PapaBear]

I don't see how anyone could pic Robocop. He can hardly think for himself. Flynt can at least sit back and offer people money to find out all kinds of crazy shit about politicians. I'm sure being Flynt is way more fun.

[cougarjake13]

voted for flynt b/c i dont care about protecting and serve

ill just be a paralyzed misanthrope drinking life away

[Chigworthy]

voted for flynt b/c i dont care about protecting and serve

ill just be a paralyzed misanthrope drinking life away

If you were Robocop, you wouldn't have your bad tattoos anymore.

[TheMojoPin]

I don't see how anyone could pic Robocop. He can hardly think for himself. Flynt can at least sit back and offer people money to find out all kinds of crazy shit about politicians. I'm sure being Flynt is way more fun.

But that's the thing...in his crazy scenario, you have none of his wealth or power. Just the same physical handicaps. You don't even get a flag diaper.

[PapaBear]

But that's the thing...in his crazy scenario, you have none of his wealth or power. Just the same physical handicaps. You don't even get a flag diaper.

Then how come Robocop has to live in Detroit? Not fair.

[joethebartender]

Put your hands up for Detroit, a lovely city!

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[ChrisTheCop]

If I choose Larry Flynt, when do I get eaten by the shark?

[Doctor Z]

It's too late now, but this thread should've been called "Robocop Vs. Larry Flynt."

[Furtherman]

Thanks to modern technology, Larry Flynt can now walk like Robocop.

Paralysed man walks again thanks to Robocop-style exoskeleton (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1049215/Paralysed-man-walks-thanks-Robocop-style-exoskeleton.html)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/26/article-1049215-0269CD0800000578-368_468x360.jpg

[MisterSmith]

I caught that article the other day. Freaking amazing how far things have come; I didn't know they were so close to creating an actual, working exoskeleton.

This has amazing possibilities, especially as they continue to develop the technology. Imagine being able to route the brain's signals directly to the exoskeleton so the paralyzed person could move with relative normality. Amazing.

And I would choose Robocop over Larry Flynt any day, especially since he can interface directly with computers. It would make my job a lot easier.

[ElBoberino]

Should've read all the stipulations to being Robocop before I voted for robocop. But I guess its better than just being paralyzed and not having Flynt money or girls.

[debit]

Can the Eat Shit Grandma option be ED-209?

http://bot7.com/mediapix/robocop-ed209-sequence.jpg


If I have to fight ED-209, I change my mind to Larry Flynt.