eggers
11-29-2001, 09:51 AM
if i could be serious for a minute... we all know how ron and fez are legends back in florida (ron himself was the former king of florida and internet rumor has it that fez was his queen), but let's not talk about that, but instead another thing ron always talks about: cocaine.
cocaine is a serious drug (not only because it costs serious money but also because only adults are allowed to snort it). and cocaine is a good thing, no doubt about that, but eventually several things happen and cocaine begins to destort your memory.
not that im saying that ron doesnt have a good memory (eg. he has a bad memory) as in fact i would choose him any day to be my who wants to be a millionaire life line if the question was pre-1980's entertainment... but what worries me about ron are two specific errors he has made this week:
on tuesday he said that fear factor was a cbs show (actually nbc), and yesterday he said that the twister sister concert was at the hard rock (i'm pretty sure that it was at hammerstein although i could be wrong myself).
and what does this mean? maybe it means that ron had too good a time over there in florida where the women rock, the bikinis dont fit, and cocaine runs wild like man used to run wild before laws forbid man from running wild ever again.
:)
laters
eggers
ps. this post is totally a joke and i hope that no one is offended and i hope that justjohn doesnt lock this post or otherwise interfere with it.
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!
cocaine is a serious drug (not only because it costs serious money but also because only adults are allowed to snort it). and cocaine is a good thing, no doubt about that, but eventually several things happen and cocaine begins to destort your memory.
not that im saying that ron doesnt have a good memory (eg. he has a bad memory) as in fact i would choose him any day to be my who wants to be a millionaire life line if the question was pre-1980's entertainment... but what worries me about ron are two specific errors he has made this week:
on tuesday he said that fear factor was a cbs show (actually nbc), and yesterday he said that the twister sister concert was at the hard rock (i'm pretty sure that it was at hammerstein although i could be wrong myself).
and what does this mean? maybe it means that ron had too good a time over there in florida where the women rock, the bikinis dont fit, and cocaine runs wild like man used to run wild before laws forbid man from running wild ever again.
:)
laters
eggers
ps. this post is totally a joke and i hope that no one is offended and i hope that justjohn doesnt lock this post or otherwise interfere with it.
... and as of yesterday, i'm technically no longer a virgin!