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cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 09:21 AM
Dave's gonna be a dad? I think I just saw my dog screwing a cat and a pig fly up First Ave.

jauble
12-11-2007, 09:21 AM
baby dave....oh shit I hope the state is notified

Midkiff
12-11-2007, 09:21 AM
hahaaahahahah!

sonofabitch!!!!

hell froze over!!!!

that clear jizz worked after all! or did it?

ToLEEdo
12-11-2007, 09:21 AM
switcharoo Congrats BABY MAC!!!!

sailor
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
congrats dave and casey!

EastSideDaveFan
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
LOL

way to go Dave...that clear spooge worked...:drunk:

DolaMight
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
fruxin bastards killed me

congrats ESD/CE

nate1000
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
I'm still scared.

Lawson
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
wait, the marriage was real?

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Oh no - I never thought about this. More little red headed retards running around with a bottle of hot sauce in one hand and jelly in the other.

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Great, now I have to race the MacDonalds to the delivery room...

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
By the way - here's how it'll play out. They won't mention the announcement again - or maybe closer to the end of the show. Then Ron's going to say "Ok, so it's time for this important announcement..." "That's the end of our show, DONK!"

boo

Wallower
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Dave, you dirty dirty sonofabitch!

Congrats!

Tommy the bass player
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
congrats you red headed son of a bitch.


and fez is crying.

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Daddy Midnight!!!:clap:

Servo
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Aw, Fezzie's all choked up!

drusilla
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
wow

cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Congrats Dave!!!! I am shocked.

blotto98
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Oh dear God!

that poor kid!

But for real - WAY TOO GO ESD & CASEY!!!

CofyCrakCocaine
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
congratulations Dave And Casey!!!!

Landblast
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
a little carrot on the way,.. woo hoo

MinimumWage!
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
congrats dave and casey!

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
I'm still scared.

BWAH! :thumbup:

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
Thank God for something good! :clap:

WampusCrandle
12-11-2007, 09:22 AM
YAY DAVE and CASEY!

Solace666
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
Congrats Dave and Casey! Calm down Fez...

cpontani
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
Congrats ESD, you red-headed freak! You think things are crazy now...just wait until you have a little bundle of joy.

A in-house Baby Love...

:clap::thumbup:

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
boo
Boo indeed. After this news - I'm glad I was wrong!

reillyluck
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
THIS DESERVES THIS:



http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/dancebz5.gif


CONGRATS!!!!

comp_atkins
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
dna test please... there's no way dave pulled it off.

spoon
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
NICE! Somewhat Scary, but Sweet news for ESD and Casey!!

Sooo glad this is the news. Fezzy's emotion was surely real, just in a good way!

Love the Fezzer!

:thumbup::drunk::clap:

OGC
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
Fezzie is crying, someone call for a prize .


Crongrats to Casey and ESD.

:clap::clap::clap::clap:

hexy68
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
best of luck casey and dave!!! congrats!! :laugh::clap:

Landblast
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
the baby will be followed by a pilsner glass

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
so is there confirmation that the baby is dave's?

cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 09:23 AM
THIS DESERVES THIS:



http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/dancebz5.gif


CONGRATS!!!!

Hahahaha!!! I love that thing.

t!llman
12-11-2007, 09:24 AM
Congrats to Dave and Casey..!!

let the photoshops begin..!!

A.J.
12-11-2007, 09:24 AM
http://www.lucyfan.com/photoweek109b.jpg

nate1000
12-11-2007, 09:24 AM
This kid better have red hair or.......



lil' Jonafin.

JohnWC
12-11-2007, 09:24 AM
Congratulations Dave and Casey

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:24 AM
Bah, that 3 months things is superstition... I hope. :unsure:

DiabloSammich
12-11-2007, 09:24 AM
Congratulations kids. This will be the most exhilirating experience of your lives. :smile:

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:24 AM
Im so glad it was that news!!!!

ANC
12-11-2007, 09:25 AM
CONGRATULATIONS DAVE AND CASEY!
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

spadanko
12-11-2007, 09:25 AM
congrats kiddies!!!!

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:25 AM
Boo indeed. After this news - I'm glad I was wrong!

Thats not an apology, but I'll acept your admission of wrongnessitudeliciousity.

Now...Freitag?

BrokenKnuckle
12-11-2007, 09:25 AM
Let the "guess the father" thread begin......:clap:

jauble
12-11-2007, 09:26 AM
Is this going to be Fez's baby love?

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:26 AM
I don't want to be unclassy on this classy day..But My Jiz!!!!

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 09:27 AM
I think it's funny that Fez preempted the news of Dave's baby by saying this has been the worst year ever.. meaning he hates Dave just as much as everyone else :lol:

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:27 AM
Thats not an apology, but I'll acept your admission of wrongnessitudeliciousity.
I don't think there's any reason I should apologize. I guessed and I was wrong. Happily wrong at that! This is going to make for some GREAT radio. Dave and a baby around June/July - holy crap.

cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 09:27 AM
Jump up and turn around? What kind of doctor did Dave take Casey too?

ibanez23
12-11-2007, 09:27 AM
$800 dollars in the bank..More than enough to raise a baby.

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
I don't want to be unclassy on this classy day..But My Jiz!!!!

haha...yeah

"my jizz is a beautiful baby potion"

screams class!

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
Hurry Earl, start booking next week's guests.

http://media.canada.com/1785a528-bef3-4f04-af39-9312146bfd98/maury.jpg

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
Jumping jacks at the doctor's office?!! What weird-ass OBGYN do they have?

And I completely forgot, congrats Dave and Casey! :clap:

cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
Haha, Dave almost named his kid Ronald McDonald.

DolaMight
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
Wow a baby, it's a Winter Carnival Miracle

comp_atkins
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
ronez. haha

JohnWC
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
They had me fooled when Fez started speaking.

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:28 AM
I remember another happy family

http://www.sshep.com/imagez/AndreaYatesYatesFamilyPhoto.jpg

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 09:29 AM
I don't think there's any reason I should apologize. I guessed and I was wrong. Happily wrong at that! This is going to make for some GREAT radio. Dave and a baby around June/July - holy crap.

i agree...they're gonna get some great bits in the next 6 months from this

think dave will give up drinking with casey?

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:30 AM
I don't think there's any reason I should apologize. I guessed and I was wrong. Happily wrong at that! This is going to make for some GREAT radio. Dave and a baby around June/July - holy crap.

Like I said, I'll accept your admission of being wrong...terribly terribly wrong.

I no longer require an apology. I'm bigger than that. But...

Please just refrain from disparaging Ron and Fez ever again. Thank you.

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 09:30 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/DemonCarrotSeed.jpg

Dave & Casey are havin' a kid,
Dave & Casey are havin' a kid,
one half Catholic & one half Yid,
Dave & Casey are havin' a kid!!!

Midkiff
12-11-2007, 09:30 AM
Uh-oh, show baby! Baby Love is out!!!

Congratulations, Dave and Casey!!!

:clap:

Servo
12-11-2007, 09:30 AM
Ha, Beanie caught the vapors.

mikeyboy
12-11-2007, 09:31 AM
Congrats to Dave and Casey..!!

let the photoshops begin..!!

No. At least not today.

cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 09:31 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/DemonCarrotSeed.jpg

Dave & Casey are havin' a kid,
Dave & Casey are havin' a kid,
one half Catholic & one half Yid,
Dave & Casey are havin' a kid!!!

This news is great enough to bring Bobo back!!! Yay Dave's baby and Bobo!!!

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 09:31 AM
Will the delivery be at The Hard Rock???

hexy68
12-11-2007, 09:31 AM
does this mean casey's rack is gonna get bigger?? yippeeee!! (.)(.)

reillyluck
12-11-2007, 09:31 AM
Like I said, I'll accept your admission of being wrong...terribly terribly wrong.

I no longer require an apology. I'm bigger than that. But...

Please just refrain from disparaging Ron and Fez ever again. Thank you.

:lol:

ANC
12-11-2007, 09:31 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/DemonCarrotSeed.jpg

Dave & Casey are havin' a kid,
Dave & Casey are havin' a kid,
one half Catholic & one half Yid,
Dave & Casey are havin' a kid!!!

:thumbup:

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 09:32 AM
"if its a boy i'm going to town on this THING" haha

reillyluck
12-11-2007, 09:32 AM
No. At least not today.

what he said! :annoyed:

chubbyknuckles
12-11-2007, 09:32 AM
So is it safe to say this kid will get a credit card before Dave does?

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:33 AM
what he said! :annoyed:

PapaBear's not even here.

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:34 AM
:lol:

Like I said, I'll accept your admission of being wrong...terribly terribly wrong.

I no longer require an apology. I'm bigger than that. But...

Please just refrain from disparaging Ron and Fez ever again. Thank you.

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 09:34 AM
my younger daughter was conceived when my wife and I were visiting Chicago, and we live in Philly.
if he has a boy, how long before he starts dressing the kid up in dresses and parading him in front of the neighbors?

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:34 AM
http://www.kiddierekordking.com/images/It's%20Howdy%20Doody%20Time,%20RCA%20VICTOR%20Y-446_%20Buffalo%20Bob%20Smith_%201.JPG

comp_atkins
12-11-2007, 09:34 AM
just remember dave...

ron: "you know how much money it takes to raise a kid? all of it. "

reillyluck
12-11-2007, 09:35 AM
:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

you didnt find one ounce of humor in chris' post? COMEONNNNNNNNNNNNNN....lol

OGC
12-11-2007, 09:35 AM
$800 dollars in the bank..More than enough to raise a baby.


It's like Ron has always said, it doesn't matter how much money you have, it takes all of it to raise kids .

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:35 AM
Uh-oh, show baby! Baby Love is out!!!

:clap:

No. At least not today.

:sleep:

Dingbat_Charlie
12-11-2007, 09:36 AM
Kooks!

DiabloSammich
12-11-2007, 09:37 AM
Where's Rawhide? I could use some more "inside info" :laugh:

OGC
12-11-2007, 09:38 AM
So is it safe to say this kid will get a credit card before Dave does?


Not only that, it'll probably grow up and get laid before either Earl or Fez.

t!llman
12-11-2007, 09:38 AM
am I the only one looking forward to hearing Ron's paternal advice..??

I'm thinking these next 6 or so months will be priceless..!!

FACE to Stat Boy..!!

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:38 AM
Where's Rawhide? I could use some more "inside info" :laugh::thumbup:

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 09:39 AM
A red headed baby?? oh no

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:39 AM
Does this mean Ronnie will be telling ESD the truth about...

http://www.mhtlc.com/images/newpicsofus/Stork%20Stopp%20stork.jpg

AKA
12-11-2007, 09:39 AM
Great news!

CONGRATULATIONS!

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 09:40 AM
Who is the guy that does the new Ron and Fez reads? Anybody know?

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:41 AM
Does this mean Ronnie will be telling ESD the truth about...

http://www.mhtlc.com/images/newpicsofus/Stork%20Stopp%20stork.jpg

It's funny... and it's not.

Did you hear Dave just ask if the baby could hear him swearing when it's in the stomach?

We all want our kids to do better than we did; This kid has a huge head start.

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:42 AM
Im so happy for the lil tike...http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UscyxNpCXLXn9M:http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/baby-ronald.jpg

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:43 AM
Did you hear Dave just ask if the baby could hear him swearing when it's in the stomach?
My sister-in-law once yelled at me for throwing down the F-bomb while she was about 8 months pregnant because she didn't want the baby around that type of language - as though the baby could not only hear it, but have enough cognitive function to actually be developing speech patterns in the womb.

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:43 AM
Im so happy for the lil tike...http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:UscyxNpCXLXn9M:http://adsoftheworld.com/files/images/baby-ronald.jpg

stop thief! :lol:

DiabloSammich
12-11-2007, 09:43 AM
Jump up and turn around? What kind of doctor did Dave take Casey too?


http://music.podshow.com/music/artists/bandphotos/JamesBrownParis2.jpg




The Doctor is IN!!!!!!!!!!!

EastSideDaveFan
12-11-2007, 09:44 AM
the baby will be followed by a pilsner glass



Now thats funny <in some hillbilly voice>

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:44 AM
http://music.podshow.com/music/artists/bandphotos/JamesBrownParis2.jpg




The Doctor is IN!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:

cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 09:44 AM
http://music.podshow.com/music/artists/bandphotos/JamesBrownParis2.jpg




The Doctor is IN!!!!!!!!!!!

A zombie doctor?!

IamPixie
12-11-2007, 09:45 AM
ya'll have been busy this summer.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 09:45 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?

nate1000
12-11-2007, 09:45 AM
am I the only one looking forward to hearing Ron's paternal advice..??

I'm thinking these next 6 or so months will be priceless..!!

FACE to Stat Boy..!!

Only thing I'm looking forward to is paternity leave.

J/k Congrats ESD and CE.

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:46 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?
Jiz filled eclairs?

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:46 AM
I just hope Dave realizes It changes everything!!!..For the best in my case...

chubbyknuckles
12-11-2007, 09:47 AM
am I the only one looking forward to hearing Ron's paternal advice..??

I'm thinking these next 6 or so months will be priceless..!!

FACE to Stat Boy..!!

TILLMAN! THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! Nice to see you aboard my man

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:47 AM
Wow, that's classy, Dave. :nono:

aceofspades7
12-11-2007, 09:48 AM
it's funny how r&f love to fuck with us - i was so pissed when dave left the show. i seriously thought they were going to announce they were leaving xm or something...

DiabloSammich
12-11-2007, 09:48 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?

How was your pizza, Bama?

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 09:48 AM
my girl actually thought women were pregnant for 12 months until recently

ToLEEdo
12-11-2007, 09:48 AM
keep that stork away!!

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:48 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?

you might try alphabet soup :lol:

comp_atkins
12-11-2007, 09:48 AM
my girl actually thought women were pregnant for 12 months until recently
epic fail

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:49 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?


The fetus and I are craving a peanut butter and bacon sandwich right now. :wub:

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:49 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?

A red headed baby?? oh no

now i'm starvin

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 09:49 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?

placenta...



didnt someone famous actually do that?

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 09:49 AM
you might try alphabet soup :lol:

I know I didn't spell that right, nice to see you are paying attention , you Dick!

comp_atkins
12-11-2007, 09:49 AM
keep the baby away from ron. he eats babies

nate1000
12-11-2007, 09:50 AM
my girl actually thought women were pregnant for 12 months until recently

There's got to be a way to work this ignorance into a bit of anal.

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:50 AM
another Journeyman reference hmmmm,that Quantum Leap ripoff show is kinna popular

DiabloSammich
12-11-2007, 09:50 AM
my girl actually thought women were pregnant for 12 months until recently


She's a keeper, budday.

led37zep
12-11-2007, 09:50 AM
another Journeyman reference hmmmm,that Quantum Leap ripoff show is kinna popular

ha ha ha...you won't let that go.

Viva El Buzz!

Jughead
12-11-2007, 09:50 AM
http://66.252.171.51/1088/7314.jpg Im saving up now to get this for Dave and Casey

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:51 AM
my girl actually thought women were pregnant for 12 months until recently

I blame soap operas and their elephantine gestation periods.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 09:51 AM
you might try alphabet soup :lol:

very funny though

nate1000
12-11-2007, 09:51 AM
Red headed baby: Delicious or funny taste?

chubbyknuckles
12-11-2007, 09:51 AM
my girl actually thought women were pregnant for 12 months until recently

well most chicks don't learn that until, at least the 3rd grade, give her the two years.

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:52 AM
another Journeyman reference hmmmm,that Quantum Leap ripoff show is kinna popular

On last night's journeyman,
Jack's girlfriend found out she was pregnant
and the three month rule was mentioned.

Servo
12-11-2007, 09:52 AM
Red headed baby: Delicious or funny taste?

I'm thinking sweet and sour.

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:53 AM
placenta...



didnt someone famous actually do that?

http://www.strangerkillers.com/Jeffrey%20Dahmer_files/jeffrey-dahmer-mugshot.png

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:53 AM
another Journeyman reference hmmmm,that Quantum Leap ripoff show is kinna popular
I missed the reference. It's only popular by ripping off fans of the original Quantum Leap series I'm tellin' ya!

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 09:53 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?

Scrambled eggs and ketchup?

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:53 AM
well most chicks don't learn that until, at least the 3rd grade, give her the two years.

:lol:

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:53 AM
Red headed baby: Delicious or funny taste?

Tastes like red headed baby chicken.

jauble
12-11-2007, 09:54 AM
I wonder what kind of weird lunches I should eat in honor of the pregnency?

veal parmesean because its a baby cow

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:55 AM
Scrambled eggs and ketchup?

Not weird, but damned if that doesn't sound DEE-LISH.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 09:55 AM
Protein drinks??? Seems like there is a joke, hmm

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:56 AM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/redhead.jpg

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 09:56 AM
Dave leaves the fridge door open after he pisses in it.
and always shuts the toilet seat to keep the shit fresh.

thebarge
12-11-2007, 09:56 AM
You have to go into the delivery room nowadays.... unfortunately. The only time I could get out was when she was getting the epi. Seeing all that up close was a bit too much for me but I made it through it (twice).

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 09:57 AM
You're not supposed to have cold lunchmeat during pregnancy, due to listeria. It's recommnded that you heat the meat to steaming before eating it.

nate1000
12-11-2007, 09:57 AM
Dave,
DO NOT bring your girlfriend into your wife's delivery room!!!

ToLEEdo
12-11-2007, 09:57 AM
wow I never thought of cutting the cord like that

buzzard
12-11-2007, 09:58 AM
http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2005-03-03.gif

nate1000
12-11-2007, 09:58 AM
Not weird, but damned if that doesn't sound DEE-LISH.

If you can get past the afterbirth visual.

DiabloSammich
12-11-2007, 09:59 AM
Ok, kids, I'm gone. Congrats to Dave and Casey. Seeyah!

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:00 AM
How "carrot tops" are born...

http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/Graphics/This.n.That/Mr.and.Mrs.Carrot.Top.JPEG

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:00 AM
Ok, kids, I'm gone. Congrats to Dave and Casey. Seeyah!

:bye: food!

Dingbat_Charlie
12-11-2007, 10:00 AM
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/09_01/hairbabyMENSYN_468x526.jpg

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 10:00 AM
If you can get past the afterbirth visual.

Bah, I'll be seeing worse come July.

cupcakelove
12-11-2007, 10:00 AM
Oh poor Dave, he still thinks he can get hammered.

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:01 AM
I guess this explains why Casey didnt go to the Baby Fuck party.

Very protective.

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:01 AM
How "carrot tops" are born...

http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/Graphics/This.n.That/Mr.and.Mrs.Carrot.Top.JPEG

as long as they don't become

http://weblog.infoworld.com/techwatch/archives/carrot_top3.jpg

Heather 8
12-11-2007, 10:03 AM
Oh poor Dave, he still thinks he can get hammered.


I know, his naivete is so precious.

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:03 AM
How "carrot tops" are born...

http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/Graphics/This.n.That/Mr.and.Mrs.Carrot.Top.JPEG

Oh Bobo, u so silly.


PS: Are you really in Vegas, I'll be there in a couple weeks.

hydee
12-11-2007, 10:03 AM
So glad that there will be another child brought into the world that has to contend with a fall down drunk for a father.

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:04 AM
http://www.blogticino.ch/lelaina/upload/drunken-baby.jpg

http://www.sfgate.com/blogs/images/sfgate/parenting/2006/07/26/baby_beer400x299.jpeg

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:04 AM
Oh Bobo, u so silly.


PS: Are you really in Vegas, I'll be there in a couple weeks.

Yes I am, & so is Carrot Top!!!

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 10:04 AM
So glad that there will be another child brought into the world that has to contend with a fall down drunk for a father.

...who eats his own shit.
keep dave away from the messy diapers!

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 10:05 AM
$800 dollars in the bank..More than enough to raise a baby.

the baby can drink his own orange urine and eat his own poop, right?

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:06 AM
Yes I am, & so is Carrot Top!!!

How long have you been in Vegas??

thebarge
12-11-2007, 10:06 AM
I know, his naivete is so precious.
Yeah and that's just about him thinking his drunkenness will continue. Imagine all the other great things most men know about that Dave will be completely oblivious to.

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:06 AM
http://mail.allatps.com:8100/~jess/jemima.jpg

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:07 AM
How long have you been in Vegas??

Since a week B4 Halloween!

epo
12-11-2007, 10:08 AM
If ESD teaches this kid to eat eggs with ketchup, then I'm calling Social Services.

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 10:08 AM
i wont order egges without ketchup or hot saw

jauble
12-11-2007, 10:08 AM
I love the transition....baby - ketchup

nate1000
12-11-2007, 10:09 AM
This is going to roon the ESD bit for me. I can't help but think now "Oh my God. This is going to be someone's father"

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 10:09 AM
i wont order egges without ketchup or hot saw

linger longer!

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:10 AM
I love ketchup on my scrambled eggs but scrambled is the only way I will eat eggs and ketchup together. I prefer hot sauce on my eggs.

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 10:11 AM
potato chips with ketchup is amazing.. everyone thinks it's disgusting, but i love it

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:11 AM
Since a week B4 Halloween!

Got a lounge act??

chubbyknuckles
12-11-2007, 10:11 AM
This is going to roon the ESD bit for me. I can't help but think now "Oh my God. This is going to be someone's father"

no , it'll make it better, he'll be directly screwing up a new generation, c'mon get on board with the baby bit!

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 10:11 AM
i wont order egges without ketchup or hot saw

what about garlic butter saw..?

epo
12-11-2007, 10:11 AM
i wont order egges without ketchup or hot saw

Animal.

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:12 AM
potato chips with ketchup is amazing.. everyone thinks it's disgusting, but i love it

Haven't ketchup chips been around forever?

thebarge
12-11-2007, 10:12 AM
http://xd3.xanga.com/57bc1ae771133148146555/z110073689.jpg

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:12 AM
Got a lounge act??

I always have... it's just that it's a disturbing Lounge Act... HA HA HA!!!

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:14 AM
http://static.flickr.com/91/236116668_45e5465c35.jpg

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:14 AM
I always have... it's just that it's a disturbing Lounge Act... HA HA HA!!!

What made you move to Vegas?

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 10:15 AM
linger longer!

quick side note on that...

i heard Opie linger longer something the other day that literally happened like 20 minutes earlier in the show that day

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:16 AM
What made you move to Vegas?

I'm gettin' divorced & I have a GF out here, plus there's a pretty cool art scene here & I always wanted to live in the desert or a Carney town & this is both!!!

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:17 AM
EEwww...Earl wants to have kids.

hexy68
12-11-2007, 10:17 AM
earl, you need pussy before you can get a baby

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 10:17 AM
Haven't ketchup chips been around forever?


I think they've been out for a little while but I just know that anytime I've busted out ketchup with chips I get looks.. and I'm pretty sure that's what they happen to be looking at:tongue:

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:18 AM
If the baby is born on May 6th I say call it BuzzyBoy McDonald :lol:

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 10:18 AM
quick side note on that...

i heard Opie linger longer something the other day that literally happened like 20 minutes earlier in the show that day

luckily.. you had been lingering long enough to figure it out!

Jughead
12-11-2007, 10:19 AM
If the baby is born on May 6th I say call BuzzyBoy McDonald :lol:

If its the 17th it can be lil Juggyboy....:dry:

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:19 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22202911

alex trebek heart attack story

Solace666
12-11-2007, 10:19 AM
USOA... great line

riverofpiss
12-11-2007, 10:20 AM
I'm gettin' divorced & I have a GF out here, plus there's a pretty cool art scene here & I always wanted to live in the desert or a Carney town & this is both!!!

Good for you Bobo(the GF and the divorce). I love the desert, Reno has a really cool art scene but I didn't know that Vegas was a hotspot.

nate1000
12-11-2007, 10:21 AM
not gonna go for the easy affirmative action joke.

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 10:21 AM
[QUOTE=bobogolem;1545401][B][COLOR="Navy"]
I'm gettin' divorced & I have a GF out hereQUOTE]

don't a lot of people go to vegas to get married then get divorced later, after they've left? you're doing it backwards!

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:21 AM
Ronnie just stole from Reilly!!

"Shoot me now"

Does that make Reilly a scab?

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:22 AM
Good for you Bobo(the GF and the divorce). I love the desert, Reno has a really cool art scene but I didn't know that Vegas was a hotspot.

Yeah, Cowpunks & dusty wandering weirdos, it's pretty fun!!!

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:23 AM
I'm gettin' divorced & I have a GF out here, plus there's a pretty cool art scene here & I always wanted to live in the desert or a Carney town & this is both!!!

yer new GF is hott

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/bb-worldwide/img_4.jpg


she looks way better since the operation Bobo! :clap:

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:25 AM
[QUOTE=bobogolem;1545401][B]
I'm gettin' divorced & I have a GF out hereQUOTE]

don't a lot of people go to vegas to get married then get divorced later, after they've left? you're doing it backwards!

[COLOR="Navy"]Nawww that's bigamy, quicky divorce here, 2 - 8 weeks average, depending on the situation...

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:26 AM
yer new GF is hott

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/tvradio/slideshow/bb-worldwide/img_4.jpg


she looks way better since the operation Bobo! :clap:

What is she(?) pointing @ ???

Furtherman
12-11-2007, 10:27 AM
Holy shnikes I missed a hell of a show.... long lunch - but with a spy report: sitting at the table near me, the Turturro family: John, Aida and Nicholas. Also with them, Bobby Cannavale, who was excellent as Henry in The Station Agent. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340377/)

led37zep
12-11-2007, 10:27 AM
I'm gettin' divorced & I have a GF out here, plus there's a pretty cool art scene here & I always wanted to live in the desert or a Carney town & this is both!!!

Does your girlfriend live in Laughlin? Cause I'm starting to put this puzzle together.
:smoke:

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:28 AM
Does your girlfriend live in Laughlin? Cause I'm starting to put this puzzle together.
:smoke:

Fuck You Zeppy! :lol:

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:29 AM
Holy shnikes I missed a hell of a show.... long lunch - but with a spy report: sitting at the table near me, the Turturro family: John, Aida and Nicholas. Also with them, Bobby Cannavale, who was excellent as Henry in The Station Agent. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340377/)

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/76428865.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193633F7A37F02F3BA522FEFB608F62A582 284831B75F48EF45
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/050930/111658__cannavale_l.jpg

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:30 AM
What is she(?) pointing @ ???

where her cock used to be of course silly!:wink:

Furtherman
12-11-2007, 10:30 AM
Yep.. that's them Chris!

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:30 AM
Does your girlfriend live in Laughlin? Cause I'm starting to put this puzzle together.
:smoke:

Nope, Vegas, Baby... Laughlin is south of us... Oh, now I get it, DAMN YOU!!!

ToLEEdo
12-11-2007, 10:32 AM
how many creeps are going to try and touch Casey's belly at the party??? ugh.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:32 AM
Does your girlfriend live in Laughlin? Cause I'm starting to put this puzzle together.
:smoke:

Funny

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:32 AM
where her cock used to be of course silly!:wink:

what's passed is past...

chubbyknuckles
12-11-2007, 10:33 AM
how many creeps are going to try and touch Casey's belly at the party??? ugh.

well i
ll say i "meant" to touch the belly , but i tripped....up?

EliSnow
12-11-2007, 10:34 AM
Hey buddies. I was able to hop on the net for awhile and saw the great announcement. Then I read this thread, and having known the announcement, I felt the below post was the most interesting prediction:

I'll bet Gvac is at the root of all of this.

kdubya
12-11-2007, 10:34 AM
I just truned the old XM on, I am terrified. No way is Dave ready to be a parent. He can't even take care of himself.

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:35 AM
how many creeps are going to try and touch Casey's belly at the party??? ugh.

I'm gonna give the baby advice by speaking into Casey's vajayjay

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:36 AM
Hey buddies. I was able to hop on the net for awhile and saw the great announcement. Then I read this thread, and having known the announcement, I felt the below post was the most interesting prediction:

well played Mr. Snow :laugh:

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:36 AM
I get along with people that eat lunch

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:37 AM
I just truned the old XM on, I am terrified. No way is Dave ready to be a parent. He can't even take care of himself.

Casey will have 2 kids to take care of.

A.J.
12-11-2007, 10:37 AM
how many creeps are going to try and touch Casey's belly at the party??? ugh.

Chances are they may be distracted by something else.

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/5719/caseysig1bq1.jpg

Solace666
12-11-2007, 10:37 AM
Casey will have 2 kids to take care of.

One of them older and less mature than the other

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:37 AM
I'm gonna give the baby advice by speaking into Casey's vajayjay

that should be a most uncomfortable shoutout!

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 10:37 AM
I'm gonna give the baby advice by speaking into Casey's vajayjay

Remember to yodel, cuz babies like that!

http://www.elisete.com/articles/multipistas_20_1_07/multipistas_20_1_07_files/rough_guide_to_yodel.jpg

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 10:38 AM
I just truned the old XM on, I am terrified. No way is Dave ready to be a parent. He can't even take care of himself.

i dont think anyone is really ready to be a parent until it happens

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:38 AM
Casey will have 2 kids to take care of.

From what I have seen she already does..

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:38 AM
Wait a minute... I just noticed my mod quote has changed.

When did I ever say that???!!!

Hottub
12-11-2007, 10:38 AM
Chances are they may be distracted by something else.

http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/5719/caseysig1bq1.jpg

I can think of a couple of things!:innocent:

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:39 AM
I get along with people that eat lunch

Is that an I like turtles kinna thing?

reillyluck
12-11-2007, 10:40 AM
Wait a minute... I just noticed my mod quote has changed.

When did I ever say that???!!!

well...the first one i gave you...the second im not sure.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:41 AM
Is that an I like turtles kinna thing?

Huh?

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 10:41 AM
i really dont think that was meant to be racist...he was talking about getting out of shape...and picked an obvious fatty food

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:41 AM
well...the first one i gave you...the second im not sure.

I'm blaming Fallon.

thebarge
12-11-2007, 10:41 AM
Has anyone met a black person who doesn't like fried chicken??

reillyluck
12-11-2007, 10:41 AM
chris.... here's that post:

ahem. i want some of that homo!

gimme dat homo!!

gimme gimme!!!

was in the listening thread on 12-03-2007, 02:03 PM

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 10:42 AM
shut the fuck up, earl. the black thing is PLAYED.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:42 AM
Everyone in the South eats fried chicken, stupid Black Earl. You are a child

buzzard
12-11-2007, 10:42 AM
now ya happy Earl?

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/bushbeat/archive/images/pilgrim-and-chicken-14299b-thumb.jpg

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:42 AM
chris.... here's that post:

lol...LIES!!!

wait, now your specifying dates and times...crap.

uh... context? was it at least funny?

I'm a stream of consciousness kinda poster...

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 10:43 AM
Has anyone met a black person who doesn't like fried chicken??

has anyone meant anyone that doesnt like fried chicken? its delicious

Solace666
12-11-2007, 10:44 AM
He also said fries.. Is that racist?

kdubya
12-11-2007, 10:44 AM
Someone needs to tell Earl that "usualy" and "always" are two different thing.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:44 AM
Its only racist when a white man says something, this country is fucked

ibanez23
12-11-2007, 10:44 AM
Lunch Report:Fried chicken and fries.Damn dat shit good! woooo hooo!Off da hook.

underdog
12-11-2007, 10:44 AM
i really dont think that was meant to be racist...he was talking about getting out of shape...and picked an obvious fatty food

Yeah, that's exactly it. He said fried chicken and french fries. Shit he'll probably be getting while in jail. If he had said fried chicken and watermelon, maybe it would be different.

And who doesn't like fried chicken?

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 10:44 AM
I think it was racist when Earl said that not every black person loves fried chicken

RAAMONE
12-11-2007, 10:44 AM
didnt earl say he liked crackers earlier in the show...now hes mad at them?

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:45 AM
I hate stupid people and Earl

EliSnow
12-11-2007, 10:45 AM
Has anyone met a black person who doesn't like fried chicken??

I haven't me anyone at all who doesn't like fried chicken.

And if I did, I think I'd have to kill them.

ChrisTheCop
12-11-2007, 10:45 AM
Yeah, that's exactly it. He said fried chicken and french fries. Shit he'll probably be getting while in jail. If he had said fried chicken and watermelon, maybe it would be different.

And who doesn't like fried chicken?

and who doesnt like watermelon?

BoarsHeadRob
12-11-2007, 10:46 AM
didnt earl say he liked crackers earlier in the show...now hes mad at them?

LINGER LONGER!! :lol:

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 10:46 AM
I think it was racist when Earl said that not every black person loves fried chicken

earl is the biggest racist I've ever heard. he is proud of the fact that he is voting for obama just because obama is black. no other reason. if someone said they were voting for a white guy just because he was white, or was not voting for obama because he is black, then they are the racists.

AlabamaMan
12-11-2007, 10:46 AM
I am going to make buttermilk fried chicken, greens, corn bread, and corn for dinner and watermelon serbet

chubbyknuckles
12-11-2007, 10:46 AM
I hope that filthy dog killing prick does get fat on Graham crackers and prison jizzz, is that racist earl? I mean, i did say cracker? And most prisons do have a higher black inmate count, so now i'm a racist.......wait....I actually am, ok forget it m'bad.

skyscraper
12-11-2007, 10:46 AM
and who doesnt like watermelon?

I can't stand watermelon.