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HBox
12-11-2007, 06:35 PM
Wait, there are none?

GREAT!

King Hippos Bandaid
12-11-2007, 06:35 PM
fuck Unicorns

they are the reason George W got elected

lleeder
12-11-2007, 06:35 PM
Here comes the talking to

MadMatt
12-11-2007, 06:36 PM
As the illustrious Ron Bennington might say, unicorns can suck a thick dick.

AngelAmy
12-11-2007, 06:36 PM
oh come on, unicron hasn't been here in years. dont drag him into this

mikeyboy
12-11-2007, 06:37 PM
Normally overdoing the gimmick would get on my nerves, but silly posts not attacking an unborn child and its proud parents is kind of a welcome respite.




Don't push it though.

DiabloSammich
12-11-2007, 06:37 PM
fuck Unicorns

they are the reason George W got elected


racist

MadMatt
12-11-2007, 06:38 PM
oh come on, unicron hasn't been here in years. dont drag him into this

???

http://www.seibertron.com/comics/universe/original/unicron.jpg

AngelAmy
12-11-2007, 06:39 PM
???

http://www.seibertron.com/comics/universe/original/unicron.jpg

old schoolers will know what i am talking about. i was trying to go for the most obscure post of the day award

MadMatt
12-11-2007, 06:43 PM
old schoolers will know what i am talking about. i was trying to go for the most obscure post of the day award

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-solve-cat-behavior-problems-4.jpg

AngelAmy
12-11-2007, 06:46 PM
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-solve-cat-behavior-problems-4.jpg

OH NO! THIRD TIME!!!

MadMatt
12-11-2007, 06:47 PM
OH NO! THIRD TIME!!!

:clap:

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 06:50 PM
Unicorn porn makes me horny!!!

http://www.worlddreambank.org/U/UNICOR01.JPG

reillyluck
12-11-2007, 06:52 PM
Moe starts the best threads.

HBox
12-11-2007, 06:54 PM
Moe starts the best threads.

He sure does.

thejives
12-11-2007, 06:54 PM
though I'm a card carrying member of the Unicorn Liberation Army, I'll go with you guys on this one.

Fuck Unicorns.
If they existed they'd be the cause of the world's problems.

bobrobot
12-11-2007, 07:08 PM
Didja know that a small number of unicorns are Jewish?

CLICK (http://www.lsdudes.com/otherpics/unicorn2.jpg)

NSFW... i guess...

Freakshow
12-11-2007, 07:39 PM
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

Sheeplovr
12-11-2007, 08:05 PM
i belive in unicorns they are full of magic and wonder just like me

ralphbxny
12-11-2007, 08:09 PM
Unicorns are delicious!!!

thejives
12-11-2007, 08:12 PM
Unicorns are delicious!!!

You're thinking of baby unicorns.

AngelAmy
12-11-2007, 08:56 PM
Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!

ha nice orgazmo reference!

Kevin
12-11-2007, 08:58 PM
i belive in unicorns they are full of magic and wonder just like me

Wait.... Who are you again??

Heather 8
12-12-2007, 03:33 AM
oh come on, unicron hasn't been here in years. dont drag him into this

WHOA. Did I stumble across opieanthony.com again? :innocent:

Furtherman
12-13-2007, 06:20 AM
Wait, there are none?

GREAT!

Hunter’s camera captures images of a ‘unicorn deer’ (http://www.buffalonews.com/cityregion/story/227097.html?imw=Y)

Thebazile78
12-13-2007, 02:08 PM
A long time ago, when the Earth was green
There was more kinds of animals than you've ever seen
They'd run around free while the Earth was being born
And the loveliest of all was the unicorn

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn

The Lord seen some sinning and it gave Him pain
And He says, "Stand back, I'm going to make it rain"
He says, "Hey Noah, I'll tell you what to do
Build me a floating zoo,
and take some of those...

Green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
Don't you forget My unicorns

Old Noah was there to answer the call
He finished up making the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched the animals two by two
And he called out as they came through
Hey Lord,

I've got green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but Lord, I'm so forlorn
I just can't find no unicorns"

And Noah looked out through the driving rain
Them unicorns were hiding, playing silly games
Kicking and splashing while the rain was falling
Oh, them silly unicorns

There was green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried, "Close the door because the rain is falling
And we just can't wait for no unicorns"

The ark started moving, it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and sort of floated them away
That's why you never see unicorns to this very day

You'll see green alligators and long-necked geese
Some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants, but sure as you're born
You're never gonna see no unicorns


You all stink because this song is stuck in my head and it's been there for two days.

Furtherman
06-12-2008, 07:55 AM
Wait, there are none?

GREAT!

Once again.... not so fast....

Single-horned 'Unicorn' deer found in Italy (http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2008/06/11/1563020-single-horned-unicorn-deer-found-in-italy)

http://i.newsvine.com/_vine/images/ap/nws/b374481c-5e35-43cf-a80c-045b09fc6414.jpg

Dougie Brootal
06-12-2008, 08:00 AM
I PROPOSE NO MORE SHITTY THREADS!
in other news, i can no longer post new threads, the button seems to have disappeared! has this happened to anyone else or just me?:bye:

Furtherman
06-12-2008, 08:04 AM
I PROPOSE NO MORE SHITTY THREADS!
in other news, i can no longer post new threads, the button seems to have disappeared! has this happened to anyone else or just me?:bye:

Looks like it was a self fulfilling prophesy.

Friday
06-12-2008, 08:46 AM
what do you people have against unicorns?
and why is this in the Lounge?
do we have Unicorns as members of RonFez.net now?
sometimes i don't even understand this place anymore...

unicorn
06-12-2008, 08:57 AM
what do you people have against unicorns?
and why is this in the Lounge?
do we have Unicorns as members of RonFez.net now?
sometimes i don't even understand this place anymore...

:bye:

Friday
06-12-2008, 09:22 AM
:lol:

Dougie Brootal
06-12-2008, 09:36 AM
what do you people have against unicorns?
and why is this in the Lounge?
do we have Unicorns as members of RonFez.net now?
sometimes i don't even understand this place anymore...

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURIST!!!:furious:

Tall_James
06-12-2008, 10:19 AM
Unicorns are retarded horses.

unicorn
06-12-2008, 10:31 AM
Unicorns are retarded horses.

:down:

Friday
06-12-2008, 10:39 AM
Unicorns are Improved horses.

fixed to preserve Unicorns feelings

unicorn
06-12-2008, 10:41 AM
fixed to preserve Unicorns feelings

:thumbup:

Freakshow
06-12-2008, 10:42 AM
:thumbup:

Hey. Can't you read?


And call the milkman. No more cheese.

DarkHippie
06-12-2008, 12:21 PM
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