Why am I getting Ebony magazine?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

A couple of weeks ago I got a bill in the mail from Ebony magazine. I thought it was just junk mail and didn't think much of it. Then yesterday I opened my mailbox and there was an Ebony magazine in all its nubian glory.

A couple of days ago I got an invoice for a cooking magazine. What the hell? I didn't order any magazines. I'm trying to figure this out. I know I've gotten an increase in spam ever since I posted my resume on monster and career builder.

[Fallon]

"Alright, look, Petrina. I know you've had a rough day, I know this has been very hard on you, but I'm going to say this again because it's important, alright? You do not have to subscribe in order to be eligable for the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes."
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[A.J.]

So now that you went black, will you ever go back?

[OGC]

Those bastards told me the first issues wouldn't arrive until after the holidays.


Scumbags.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I seriously hate you guys.

[reeshy]

I didn't know you were Black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Death Metal Moe]

You were signed up automatically when you made that considerable contribution to Barak Obama's presidential campaign.

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[deepinthewoods]

Look carefully on your scalp. Next to the 666 there should be a small, dark brown rash which will be a little larger tomorrow. Also check your trunk. It should be slowly filling with junk. Before long there will be a change in your humps accompanied by a hyper-sensitivity to phat beats.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

it is common knowledge that employers are looking for employees that read jet magazine

very weird that you received ebnony

[Knowledged_one]

I think the questions being overlooked is why weren't you getting Ebony in the first place

[Death Metal Moe]

SURPRISE!

Merry Christmas!

[DolaMight]

The latest issue, September07, arrived in my mail yesterday. It's a good one.

[hexy68]

have your issues of "BlackMan" started arriving yet?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Ok, so I got home yesterday and another Ebony magazine and Everyday with Rachael Ray was waiting for me.

Curiouser and curiouser...

[spot]

I would prefer Ebony to that evil womans propaganda.

[Bossanova]

The latest issue, September07, arrived in my mail yesterday. It's a good one.

C'mon everyone, show this post some respect dammit :lol:


It is wierd that you have posted this though. Last week I received a dvd from the History Channel amd a letter attached stating that I enroled in their wierdo dvd club. But I never did such a thing

[DiabloSammich]

Cuz you got soul.


Alice "Soul" Fuzzybutt.

[ScottFromGA]

ahh...Im with Alice, I got a deal from Ebony in the other day....my wife posted her "Rezzz-ummm-may" on the same service.

I'm just waiting for someone to call me about me owing money.


did I spell that word right....owing just doesn't feel right....fucking spellchecker.:huh:

[cupcakelove]

Is this what happened to douggrasso's subscriptions?

[Bossanova]

Is this what happened to douggrasso's subscriptions?

No, I think Scot took them

[Hottub]

Why am I getting Uncut magazine?:blink:

[Bulldogcakes]

Why am I getting Uncut magazine?:blink:

http://www.inminds.co.uk/rabbi-goldstein-lecture--037.jpg

"Because you're a gentile! Thats why!"

[Tall_James]

Rachel Ray is the anti-Christ. YUMMO!

[drjoek]

Douggrassos checking account is paying for all our new magazines