Which is worse: bag or nozzle?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

The guy I work with and I were debating on which is the worse insult: calling
someone a douche BAG or a douche NOZZLE. I say nozzle because it is inserted
into the nasty nether region to deliver the contents of said bag. He says bag
because it is bigger and holds the contents of the douche.

We couldn't come to an agreement so he told me to post this on "that little
message board of yours."

He's such a douche nozzle.

[OGC]

I have never heard the term "Douche Nozzle", but then again, I have lead a sheltered life.

[A.J.]

I've never heard of the nozzle either.

[mikeyboy]

bag. The nozzle at least gets some time in the promised land. The bag holds the resulting waste.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

bag. The nozzle at least gets some time in the promised land. The bag holds the resulting waste.

See that was his theory, but a douche doesn't work that way. What goes out doesn't go back in.

Edit: and that "promised land" can be pretty nasty by the time a woman decides to douche.

[mikeyboy]

See that was his theory, but a douche doesn't work that way. What goes out doesn't go back in.

Oh.

http://bestweekever.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/more_you_know1.jpg

[deepinthewoods]

The main thing is that both disses are educating children about the importance of douching.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

douche bag

almost as easy as the chester draws questions

[patsopinion]

See that was his theory, but a douche doesn't work that way. What goes out doesn't go back in.

Edit: and that "promised land" can be pretty nasty by the time a woman decides to douche.

omg
u may have ruined women for me







.....nah im over it

[fezident]

HA!
"Douchenozzle" officially belongs to the universe now???

That is an Adam Carolla-ism that is catching on. He started that one on Loveline and still does that bit on his morning radio show.
He always said "you're a douchenozzle.... the business end of the douche!"

I love the Ace-man. Glad it's catching on.

[Chigworthy]

Nozzle is way better. I've been trying to get penis pipe going (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=63596&highlight=penis+pipe), but it didn't take.

[Chigworthy]

That is an Adam Carolla-ism that is catching on.

Nevermind then, douche bag it is. Thank the sweet feathery christ I didn't vote.

[envirogator]

I was driving my girls (11 and 13) to school on Monday and I was cutoff by guy and I yelled/called him a "douchebag". My 13 y/o admonished me for saying it and then asked "what does that even mean?" and "how is that an insult?"

I was humiliated and speechless.

I am which ever is worse (I'll go with bag).

[PapaBear]

I've never heard of nozzle, but I voted on it so Fuzzy can win.

[Devo37]

HA!
"Douchenozzle" officially belongs to the universe now???

That is an Adam Carolla-ism that is catching on. He started that one on Loveline and still does that bit on his morning radio show.
He always said "you're a douchenozzle.... the business end of the douche!"

I love the Ace-man. Glad it's catching on.

adam corolla came up with the term douche nozzle when hoo-hoo-howie took a day off from inventing everything else. :wacko: :blink:

[Reephdweller]

I've heard both terms. Yay me!!

I'd say douche bag is the worser, even though I love calling people douche nozzles.

[Lumber]

For God`s sake...

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

That is an Adam Carolla-ism that is catching on.

I never heard him say it. I actually got douche nozzle from Patton Oswalt.

I've never heard of nozzle, but I voted on it so Fuzzy can win.

:clap:

[sailor]

the insult of nozzle loses its bite when you will have to explain it.

I've never heard of nozzle, but I voted on it so Fuzzy can win.

dammit i suck

[cupcakelove]

Bag. Nobody understands how a douche actually works, and saying nozzle is just confusing.

[Marc with a c]

"a douchebag is a hygenic product i take that as a compliment"

[donnie_darko]

i guess i'm the only person who refers to people as "douche run-off"

[DonInNC]

douchehat. You heard it here first.

[ralphbxny]

Bag

[sr71blackbird]

I love the term "douche bag"! I know that the mechanics of the douching technique where the ejected material is more polluted than the substance within the bag, but just the sound of the phrase douche bag is insult enough. It's like "scum bag".
Sometimes I'll even say douche sack, or "sacadouche"

[Fez4PrezN2008]

bag because its more widely understood, but i would support the grass-roots nozzel movement. However, while we're at it would it be worse to be called douche effluent? Just askin...

[DarkHippie]

i think nozzle is worse because more thought goes into the insult. bag is old hat, but nozzzle is creative

[spot]

Bag is a far worse insult..

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

i think nozzle is worse because more thought goes into the insult. bag is old hat, but nozzzle is creative

Well, it looks like bag smokes nozzle and the douche nozzle I work with wins by the popular vote. BUT, I feel vindicated by Hippies's comment.

Also, this poll was biased since I was asking a bunch of douche bags and nozzles. And you know I'm talking to YOU.

[fezident]

"a douchebag is a hygenic product i take that as a compliment"

:clap:

Nice cape.

[scottinnj]

I think nozzle, but I always wind up saying douchebag.

[Bellyfullasnot]

"Douche bag" or "douche" seems more insulting than "douche nozzle". Until now, I haven't heard anybody use the term.

[PapaBear]

I propose a new one. How about "snot nozzle"? It has no meaning at all. But it will confuse them, and it definitely sounds gross.

[Bellyfullasnot]

Your filthy box is a snot nozzle! Ican't wait to got to work and try it out.

[Chigworthy]

cod-waddler

[FUNKMAN]

twazzle

[DarkHippie]

twizzle

[spoon]

Well, it looks like bag smokes nozzle and the douche nozzle I work with wins by the popular vote. BUT, I feel vindicated by Hippies's comment.

Also, this poll was biased since I was asking a bunch of douche bags and nozzles. And you know I'm talking to YOU.

I'm going with myopic you mean bastard.

[Chigworthy]

Wing ding whizzle-O