Earl is a Liar

[biggestmexi]

Maybe Earl actually read a board once in a a while.

then he can actually seeth when hes off air.


I think if Earl went to a picnic he would def. bring waterLIEmon and Kool-LIEd


:thumbdown: i know

[mikeyboy]

Earl's favorite cleaning product? Lysol

If Earl was a poet, he'd be Lya Angelou.

Earl's favorite Grateful Dead Song? Liar on the Mountain

Earl's favorite toy? Lie Little Pony

[Servo]

Earl's favorite messageboard admin?

Lie-keyboy.

[Freitag]

When Earl goes to Southeast Asia, he always visits Lie-os.

Earl's Favorite Football Player? Lie Detmer.

Earl's Favorite Cookie? Fib Newtons.

Earl's favorite James Bond Characters? Felix Lieter.

[Knowledged_one]

Is Earl's favorite Radio Host Don Lie-mus?

Is Earl's favorite landmark in france the Liefel Tower?

Is Earl's favortie movie the Lie-on King?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Earl's favorite pitcher was Al Lie-ter

Earl favorite Clapton song was Lie-la

Earl's favorite peanut character was Lie-nus

Earl's favorite band was Lie and Family Stone

[Knowledged_one]

His favorite Female Boxer is Liela Ali

His favorite actress on Heroes is Alie Larter

his favorite fruite is the Lie-me

[hammersavage]

Earl's favorite tv network: Lie-ftime

Earl's favorite actress: Lieane Lane

Earl's favorite cancelled tv show: Lieonic Woman

[deepinthewoods]

Earl's headstone at Westminster will read: Odio Nex Hic Jacet Earl (despite death, here lies Earl)

[underdog]

If Earl were in a band, it would be the Liars.

which is an actual band that I just got an email from Ticketmaster about their tickets going on presale. Maybe I should forward it to Earl.

[deepinthewoods]

Earl should be crowned as the new Myth America.

[silas]

His favorite radio show?

Fibber McGee and Molly.

(yoikes, that made the Lyle Alzado reference seem current)

[Dougie Brootal]

His favorite radio show?

Fibber McGee and Molly.

(yoikes, that made the Lyle Alzado reference seem current)

look! its earl's board name!!! LIElas!!

[WampusCrandle]

Earl's favorite song writer: Lie-l Lovett
Earl's favorite crazed boxer: Lie Tyson
Earl's favorite movie about a small black child overcoming odds via shoes found on telephone wires: Lie Mike
Earl's favorite activity to do: LIE LIE LIE

[Esswhy]

If Earl was Bruce Willis, the movies would be Lie Hard

[hexy68]

caller from the show had my favorite..."if earl was a comedian he'd be Lyin' Regan"...sorry i forgot the callers name for credit

[sailor]

if earl was a winter carnival present he'd be a lyin'-el train set.

my fave was by fez: if earl was a movie about an athlete dying he'd be lyin's song.

[Chigworthy]

If Earl were in a band, it would be the Liars.

which is an actual band that I just got an email from Ticketmaster about their tickets going on presale. Maybe I should forward it to Earl.

I thought he listened to Liars Fibricksen and the Bastards.

[deepinthewoods]

Flying by deceit of his pants, Earl slugs a Red Bull, shuddering from the sudden influx of artifice. He adjusts his falsies and whispers: "It takes a ruse." With distortion on maximum, he reads from his Hollywood icthyology diaries: "To Fib And Lie In LA." This fish story, peppered with inaccuracies, is considered by many to be The Holy Libel. Earl floods the room with a coffee stained Dylan fable after a request is shouted: "Lie me a river." He then dons an eminence front (it's a put on) and back pedals out of the room as the din is broken by a chorus of his personal anthem: "Jive Talkin'." The momentum of his slander increases because of his unusually high coefficient of kinetic fiction. "It's all in the name of dupe process" he screams, his tall tale tucked between his legs; the bright lights casting aspersions on the wall. And despite his afore-mentioned pants being on fire, Earl sweetly raises his voice in song, every tone ringing untrue, as from a lyre. His dischordant melody settles in amidst a couple of make believe good ol' boys drinkin whiskey and rye, singing: "this'll be the day that I lie, this'll be the day that I lie."

[Earlshog]

If Earl was at WNEW counting down songs on July 4th it would be the liar cracker 500...

[AJ_from_VA]

Earl's favorite Clapton tune is Lie-la.

[Chigworthy]

If Earl was at WNEW counting down songs on July 4th it would be the liar cracker 500...

But he's black.

[TrevorDodds]

easily best of the day was the caller who came in with Dwight D. Liesenhower, he delivered it with perfect timing too.

[Dougie Brootal]

if earl was a failed chris jericho gimmick for new japan wrestling he would be "super LIE-ger"
http://www.quebrada.net/multimedia/SuperLiger1.jpg

[Chigworthy]

Earl is now a Lientologist after reading Lianetics by Lie Ron Hubbard.

[j.tate]

Since he said his throat was hurting today, maybe he went home and gargled with lie-sterine.

[drusilla]

comedy pyramid!!
comedy pyramid!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

Earl loves the Jets because of Ly-gate.

I would bet that instead of socializing, he spends most of his time at the Library.

Logically, his favorite rat poison would be Lye

[Earlshog]

what's the difference between earl and the lion king?

ones an African lion and ones a lying African....

I know I know if it was 95 and the oj trial we'd all be laughin...

[drusilla]

i think i just heard the pyramid crumble

[RhinoinMN]

what's the difference between earl and the lion king?

ones an African lion and ones a lying African....

I know I know if it was 95 and the oj trial we'd all be laughin...

I'm laffin..

[K.C.]

I'm laffin..

Well, Earl's LIEughing

[Earlshog]

i think i just heard the pyramid crumble

haha


sorry about that...

http://www.richard-seaman.com/Travel/Egypt/Dahshur/BentPyramid/EgyptianPoliceman.jpg

[Gvac]

Earl's not gay he's lie-sexual.

[RhinoinMN]

Earl doesn't sleep on the job. He lie-bernates

[FUNKMAN]

earl's favorite cookie

the Fib Newton

[Andy1807]

if Earl was a First Lady, would he be Elienor Roosevelt or Liedy Bird Johnson?

[sailor]

if earl were a prog-rock singer from the 70s, he'd be jeff lie-nne of electric lie orchestra.

[deepinthewoods]

The only way to cure Earl is with Lie-posuction, as in: "we gonna suck that po liah outta you."

P.S. His name isn't even Earl. That's just an a-lie-as

[Jesus51]

If Earl was around in the days of robin hood he'd be earl the lie-n hearted

[fez-is-str8]

Earl's real daddy was Frankie Lymon

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c7/220px-Frankie-lymon-goody-goody.jpg

[DarkHippie]

Earl enjoys a tasty ham and cheese on Lie

[chubbyknuckles]

I'm amazed that Earl doesn't have sex since he's a lie-sexual

[DarkHippie]

His favorite gay pianist is Fib-erace

[TrevorDodds]

earl's favorite band is in lieving color

[FUNKMAN]

well at least he never lies


















down with women

[sailor]

if earl was a soft drink, he'd be sprite. yeah, you know...

[The Nature Boy]

Earl's favorite desert is Apple Lie.

If Earl was Emminem's drug of choice, he'd be Liecodin

If Earl were a Nazi, he'd be all about the Third Liech

[FUNKMAN]

if Earl ever got sued he would be lieable

[chubbyknuckles]

Earl's new theme song will be Lie of the tiger, by sur-lie-ver.

[FUNKMAN]

earl puts the lie in the coconut

[reillyluck]

earl's favorite actress is queen lie tifah

[HBox]

It's not Earl's fault. He's infected with lice.

[FUNKMAN]

earl has the heart of a lyin


that made me giggle

[FUNKMAN]

if earl was a spicy creole dish he'd be jambaliar...

[HBox]

Earl's favorite movie is It's a Wonderful Life.

[Devo37]

Earl's favorite conservative talk show host is Bill O'Lie-lly.

Earl's favorite shock-jock is Tom Lie-kis.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Earl's place of work - XM Sad-I-Lied Radio

[jauble]

Earl doesn't drink but if he did it would be bud lie-ght

[PapaBear]

Earl's favorite punk musician is John LIEdon.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If Earl was in Iran, he would be the Lie-Atolah

[jauble]

Earl puts the Lie-tion on the skin or else he gets the hose again...lingered

[Landblast]

if Earl made a movie with Cameron Crowe it would be called Vannilla Lie

[PapaBear]

if Earl made a movie with Cameron Crowe it would be called Vannilla Lie
Isn't that the director that started as a writer for Rol-LYING Stone Magazine?

[jauble]

A lot of people feel Sean Connery is the best 007 but Earl loves Roger Moore in live or let lie

[Dougie Brootal]

earl really needs to update the file LIE-brary.


LINGER LONGER!!

[RhinoinMN]

Earls favorite sandwich is tuna on lie.

[biggestmexi]

Earl needs a red LIEne level to hang some pictures

[thejives]

Earl's fiance lives in niagra false.
He brushes every morning with an untruthbrush.
As a kid he played following the misleader.

[chubbyknuckles]

If Earl was in Iran, he would be the Lie-Atolah

I think this is the best one so far, as hard as it is to pick just one

[Chigworthy]

Earl's a member in good standing of the Cult of Personaliety.

[Zuke]

caller from the show had my favorite..."if earl was a comedian he'd be Lyin' Regan"...sorry i forgot the callers name for credit

Sheepy had the best line as a follow-up... (in Regan's voice) "the big brown one is the liar".

[FUNKMAN]

earl's favorite tool is a pliar

[BostenJames]

Instead of a Big-Wheel Earl rides a Big-Lie.
Earl plays Chutes And Liars.

[biggestmexi]

Earl Is At It Again.

[Chigworthy]

Earl Is At It Again.

Good one.