How many 5 year olds ....

[OGC]

I ran across a website that supposedly figures out how many 5 year old you could take in a fight. (http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/)


Yes it is very similar to the discussion that Ron and Fez had a couple of years ago about 9 year olds.


Go to the sight, input your info and let us know how many of those little buggers you could defeat.


I'm ashamed of myself, apparently I can only take 19.


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[patsopinion]

22

[Team_Ramrod]

I too am ashamed.. I can only take 32


I would have thought I'd be around the 90 -110 range.

[MellySmelly]

26 if I am being nice that day.

[cupcakelove]

It said I could take 30. I think this only calculates how many you can beat before you would want a sandwich.

[mikeyboy]

39, but I lied when answering all of the questions.

[Team_Ramrod]

39, but I lied when answering all of the questions.

surprise... surprise

[thejives]

It says I could do 27... this is awesome.

[booster11373]

25

[KC2OSO]

34. They don't mention whether or not they come at you all at once or one at a time. They mention swarming so I think my numbers go way up one at a time. If I'm swinging a baby around, I'm easily up above 100.

[midwestjeff]

25.
Seems a little low. I knocked three out this afternoon without even taking off my jacket.

[Lenay]

BABOOOOOF !!!!!! i can take 8 :thumbdown:

Lenay D :glurps:

[thejives]

BABOOOOOF !!!!!! i can take 8 :thumbdown:

Lenay D :glurps:

Awww. That's OK Lenay.
I'm sure you'll grow up to be able to take out at least 20 or 30.
Believe in yourself.

[patsopinion]

see i got cousins and i was around lenays age and i could take on all 7 boys with the swarm/tackle attack by them and i was still knocking heads

i dont think this is a good quiz

and they were all older then 5

[thejives]

see i got cousins and i was around lenays age and i could take on all 7 boys with the swarm/tackle attack by them and i was still knocking heads

i dont think this is a good quiz

and they were all older then 5

If you had lost that would have been pretty immaculating

[furie]

29

[DarkHippie]

I can take 33. or one retard

[mdr55]

http://blackbeltmama.typepad.com/black_belt_mama/images/cosmo.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

24

I got to care less about using one as a weapon

[spot]

21 but they were all very stocky.

[hexy68]

wow..only 13..i'm sorry RF.net members :wub:

[King Imp]

Definitely the funnest of the questions.

"During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?"

[Sarge]

26

[AngelAmy]

i could take 14, w00t

[drjoek]

24 of those bastards get hurt when Im in the octagon

[Reephdweller]

I could take 18 it said.

[MrPink]

36, I think my short stature may have cut my numbers short.

[PapaBear]

It says I could do 27... this is awesome.

Um... You're not supposed to "do" them. I think you took the wrong test.:nono:

BTW... I can take out 19. I could take out more, if it took into account escalating rage.

[joethebartender]

I scored 25. But I know I could take at least 15 before reloading, 16 if I have one on the second floor already!

[zentraed]

Good for 31

[AngelAmy]

Um... You're not supposed to "do" them. I think you took the wrong test.:nono:

BTW... I can take out 19. I could take out more, if it took into account escalating rage.

hahahah this has had me laughing for like 5 minutes

[DiabloSammich]

26.

I also clicked on a link below it and found out my dead body is worth $4,375.00.


Things are looking up!!

[AngelAmy]

My dead body is worth $4475, woohoo!!

[ralphbxny]

You could take on 26 five year old kids in a fight.


I think thats low. 5 year olds are easy to take out!

[IMSlacker]

22

[boobieman]

I could take 20...

Imagine how many of those little 4 year old pricks I could take.....

SEE YYYYYYAYYYYYYAYYYYYYA!

[Don Stugots]

You could take on 30 five year old kids in a fight.


nice.

[EddieMoscone]

This is bogus due to rule #3.

Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)

If we were talking reality here the numbers would be much lower. A 2 year old can punch me in the nuts and put me down.

None the less, I would be able to trash 26 under the current rules and regulations.

[DolaMight]

32 tots

[OGC]

My dead body is worth $4475, woohoo!!


I bet I could take up a collection and pay you an easy $5 G's for your dead body.








Maybe even more now that I look at your mod quote.

[cougarjake13]

29

[thejives]

Um... You're not supposed to "do" them. I think you took the wrong test.:nono:

I thought it was low...

hahahah this has had me laughing for like 5 minutes

And this is after finding out how much your dead body is worth?

[marky2bucks]

One of my favorite R&F bits finally has a website

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

I only got 23, So I don't know how accurate it is.

[Team_Ramrod]

http://www.ogimages.co.uk/products/AC92908.jpg

or

http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/08/39/23303908.jpg

[Snoogans]

bullshit code.

anyway, i got 28

[marky2bucks]

http://www.ogimages.co.uk/products/AC92908.jpg


Dammit! How could I miss an OT thread from last week?

I bring nothing to the message board

[Team_Ramrod]

Dammit! How could I miss an OT thread from last week?

I bring nothing to the message board

C'mon son, don't say that. You bring many great things to the board. Not the least of which is that culte lil' avatar you have.

I'll get back to you with the rest later

[King Hippos Bandaid]

merge this thread, might as well have started a go elf yourself thread


I keed, threads die so quick that unless you do some research, you will get burned

[Soupy_Dreck]

dammit, i can only take out 25...

i gotta hit the gym harder...

[topless_mike]

tells me 29
thats a shitload of kids

[silera]

If you had lost that would have been pretty immaculating

I thought getting knocked up a virgin was immaculating.

[Freitag]

30. No question about taking a smoke break between rounds though. Also no questions about mental cruelty. Ron is not impressed.

[A.J.]

I thought getting knocked up a virgin was immaculating.

And it's worthy of a shrine.

http://willcubbedge.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/national-shrine-immaculate-conception.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

26.

I also clicked on a link below it and found out my dead body is worth $4,375.00.


Things are looking up!!

My dead body is worth $4475, woohoo!!

wheres the link for that?

[Alexx]

I don't know if this has been brought up before but this site strikes a familiar chord with me:
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

[Kathleen From The Bronx]

Only 19?! I think I was probably pretending to be kinder than I really am...... also I feel like i need to practice much harder now

[Chigworthy]

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[PapaBear]

I like the whole "merging threads" thing more than locked threads, but damn... It gets confusing.

[Chigworthy]

I like the whole "merging threads" thing more than locked threads, but damn... It gets confusing.

Is that what that was. I was perturbed as well.

[PapaBear]

Is that what that was. I was perturbed as well.

The proper term is "confluzzled".

[TrevorDodds]

it says i could take 25. i think that is bullshit though, i feel i could take out as many as i wanted before i got tired. i think anthony talked about something similar to this on their show a while back.

[Team_Ramrod]

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[Dash77]

Alright I could take out 27 of the buggers..

[Bellyfullasnot]

25. The most kids ever invited to any of my sons parties were 20. I should be able to suppress any coup attempt by myself.

[Jujubees2]

Crap, I'm too much of a pacifist. Only 9 (7 if they're girls).

[ATMfromChico]

25.

I think my score is lower because I'm nearly 40. They didn't mention if you could use dirty tricks, like putting your hand in your crack and then putting them under the little buggers noses. Nothing like a little demoralization to make 'em back off.

[I Like Almonds]

22! I don't know how accurate this is... they don't take into account rage blackouts or alcohol consumption.

[thejives]

22! I don't know how accurate this is... they don't take into account rage blackouts or alcohol consumption.

Right. And they mention swinging children, but the don't give you the option of using separated limbs, which are much easier to swing.

[ATMfromChico]

Right. And they mention swinging children, but the don't give you the option of using separated limbs, which are much easier to swing.

Actually they do give you the option of picking one of the kids up and using them as a weapon. I think if you grabbed them at the ankles and swung them around you could take a lot out.

[soupcan]

15 .... but thats cause i'm a short , fat and stumpy armed MOTHER F...! Bet you ,if i trained a bit and lost a coupla pounds , I could better that by at LEAST 10 % .

[chubbyknuckles]

26, but i'd like to think more. I was actually trying to get together a trip to mexico or somewhere where we could do something like this for my bachelor party. If anyone knows of a magical place, lemme know.

[ATMfromChico]

26, but i'd like to think more. I was actually trying to get together a trip to mexico or somewhere where we could do something like this for my bachelor party. If anyone knows of a magical place, lemme know.

Fresno, CA? :innocent:

[chubbyknuckles]

it says i could take 25. i think that is bullshit though, i feel i could take out as many as i wanted before i got tired. i think anthony talked about something similar to this on their show a while back.

There not taking into account the fear factor, or the flat out pussies in the group. Plus the incidental contact and other shitr like that, i say add an easy 7 to whatever score, so says chubby knuckles

[thejives]

There not taking into account the fear factor, or the flat out pussies in the group. Plus the incidental contact and other shitr like that, i say add an easy 7 to whatever score, so says chubby knuckles

Right, the automatic assumption is that the kids are psychotically enraged.
I doubt that's going to happen in any situation short of a mad scientist using mind control on a public school.

[drusilla]

20 (i'm short)

[Jubjubs]

37. Seems a little low.

[chubbyknuckles]

Right, the automatic assumption is that the kids are psychotically enraged.
I doubt that's going to happen in any situation short of a mad scientist using mind control on a public school.

Dude, here's how i've assumed this situation, and it's insane but bear with. You're in an enclosed area, like a beer garden or closed park, kids funnell in either ten at a time or all at once. then the kids mind sets are all different so some charge, others wait back. But that FIRST KID, you have to set an example. So you lay him the fuck out, smash his brain through his lil bitty 5 year old waist, then let's see how the rest of these kids go, i'm thinking i'm gonna have to be on the offensive for a while after that

[thejives]

Dude, here's how i've assumed this situation, and it's insane but bear with. You're in an enclosed area, like a beer garden or closed park, kids funnell in either ten at a time or all at once. then the kids mind sets are all different so some charge, others wait back. But that FIRST KID, you have to set an example. So you lay him the fuck out, smash his brain through his lil bitty 5 year old waist, then let's see how the rest of these kids go, i'm thinking i'm gonna have to be on the offensive for a while after that

So they're german kids, huh. Nice!

I need to party at Oktoberfest with you, muthafucka.

[stinkbud]

18???????????

Im just sad

[chubbyknuckles]

So they're german kids, huh. Nice!

I need to party at Oktoberfest with you, muthafucka.

Jetblue.com, set it up, i'm a drinker and a thinker, book it

[thejives]

Jetblue.com, set it up, i'm a drinker and a thinker, book it

It's all part of the "Avenging Private Ryan" tour package from "European Adventure." You pay for two roundtrip tickets, a five star hotel, and rail travel. We throw in free continental breakfast and an unlimited number of aryan 5 year olds to pound as you drink beer served by busty leederhosen-wearing Helgas.

Book now. seats are limited.

[chubbyknuckles]

It's all part of the "Avenging Private Ryan" tour package from "European Adventure." You pay for two roundtrip tickets, a five star hotel, and rail travel. We throw in free continental breakfast and an unlimited number of aryan 5 year olds to pound as you drink beer served by busty leederhosen-wearing Helgas.

Book now. seats are limited.

I was already sold, but now i'm really looking forward to yanking bloody blond hair outta my warrior like knuckles

[thejives]

I was already sold, but now i'm really looking forward to yanking bloody blond hair outta my warrior like knuckles

I'm gonna wear an indiana jones hat and periodically whisper "Nazis, I hate those guys."

[chubbyknuckles]

I'm gonna wear an indiana jones hat and periodically whisper "Nazis, I hate those guys."

And will I have to lean off the side of a horse and yell, "INDIE" oin an indian/arabic accent, cause I'll fuckin do it

[thejives]

And will I have to lean off the side of a horse and yell, "INDIE" oin an indian/arabic accent, cause I'll fuckin do it

This will rock.
It's a good thing there's no laws in Germany.
Just a bunch of dirigibles and book burnings.

[chubbyknuckles]

This will rock.
It's a good thing there's no laws in Germany.
Just a bunch of dirigibles and book burnings.

well i know they look at rape like jogging, and they do not respect the darker skin. So all in all, this will be a cultural exchange at his highest degree. Viva octoberfest 08

[ATMfromChico]

You know if this was a catholic school and you dressed up like a priest, you would probably have the advantage. . .at least with the boys. Girls still might bring you down. Or people telling on you twenty years later.

:smoke:

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[CruelCircus]

Just discovered this site- good thing I searched before starting a thread.

25 I scored.

[jonyrotn]

I scored 25. But I know I could take at least 15 before reloading, 16 if I have one on the second floor already! That clip is illegal..

Dude, here's how i've assumed this situation, and it's insane but bear with. You're in an enclosed area, like a beer garden or closed park, kids funnell in either ten at a time or all at once. then the kids mind sets are all different so some charge, others wait back. But that FIRST KID, you have to set an example. So you lay him the fuck out, smash his brain through his lil bitty 5 year old waist, then let's see how the rest of these kids go, i'm thinking i'm gonna have to be on the offensive for a while after that
The fuckin Germans figured out how to grow beer too? They truly are the superior race..

I'm half German, that's why I beat the snot out of 31 5 year olds..I'm also half Mexican and I believe that cost me at least a half a dozen kindergarten carcases..At least I have something to motivate me in the gym for the next little while..I promise I'll do better next time...

[jimmyolsenblues]

it said I could beat up 25.
now i am in great shape, I am telling I could kill 100 5 year olds in a blink of an eye, their math is wrong.

[Northside Dan]

23 and i call shannigins as i have tested this IRL and the answer is closer to 89-92

[DukeFett]

27

That question about using kids as weapons cracked me up.

[walking joint]

27

[Reynolds]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/93%20The%20Great%20Baby%20Wrestler%20of%20Legend.j pg

[OGC]

http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/9/93%20The%20Great%20Baby%20Wrestler%20of%20Legend.j pg


Those babies aren't 5 years old you cheater !! :laugh:

[Reynolds]

Those babies aren't 5 years old you cheater !! :laugh:

He's in training.

I can't explain why he's naked, though.