You're trapped on a desert island . . . . . .

[Bulldogcakes]

Or maybe stuck in a log cabin in the wintertime in Montana. Your choice. You have all the food, clothing and electricity to use any of the things you bring along. The cabin is furnished with all the comforts of home (Stove, Fridge, Computer, Furniture, etc)


Now give me 5 things you can't live without.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

definitely not your threads

[SinA]

1. My Inno.
2. Enough porn to keep it "fresh." I never use the same porn twice.
3. & 4. My dogs.
5. A cell phone so I can talk to my chick once in a while.

[MellySmelly]

1. my piano
2. cigarettes
3. vodka
4. Jon Stewart
5. Michael Palin

[PhishHead]

this is Snoogans postin at Phish's. Being that this place has EVERYTHING you need already, including a computer apparently, this thread basically is" What 5 things do you like"

[MrPink]

1. Coke
2. Vodka
3. Newports
4. an Asian chick
5. a shotgun

[bobrobot]

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(charango)
http://scruss.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/banjo.jpg
(clawhammer banjo)
http://www.clown-ministry.com/images/marx-brothers-silver-screen.jpg
(1st 5 Marx Bros. Movies)
http://www.clown-ministry.com/images/marx-brothers-collection.jpg
(next 7 Marx Brothers movies)
http://www.dailygadget.rwbthatisme.com/uploads/1127905940_1050.jpg
(hand crank notebook)

[Bulldogcakes]

1- My Dogs
2- A good set of cookware
3- Jennifer Love Hewitt
4- YES Network/My season ticket plan for the Yanks
5- John Coltrane Legacy box set

[FUNKMAN]

http://www.wakinupwiththewolf.com/img/images/214_toe104.jpg

[PhishHead]

1- My Dogs
2- A good set of cookware
3- Jennifer Love Hewitt
4- YES Network/My season ticket plan for the Yanks
5- John Coltrane Legacy box set

have fun driving from your shack in Montana to the Bronx 81 times a year

[Don Stugots]

what would you do with the tickets? burn them to keep warm? you are TRAPPED ON A DESERTED ISLAND after all.

[Bulldogcakes]

what would you do with the tickets? burn them to keep warm? you are TRAPPED ON A DESERTED ISLAND after all.

Thats why I put the YES network thing in there.

Where are YOUR 5 things wise guy?

[PhishHead]

How would you get electricity on a Desert Island also. This is severely flawed

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what would you do with the tickets? burn them to keep warm? you are TRAPPED ON A DESERTED ISLAND after all.

face, also if time warner can install YES network, why dont they save you and get you back civilization dork

merge this with the dork thread

[PhishHead]

Thats why I put the YES network thing in there.

Where are YOUR 5 things wise guy?

so what, are you gonna put a bleacher in your living room, tear your own ticket, and then WATCH the game on TV?

[Bossanova]

HAHA, snoogans is right. I wouldn't need my ipod, xm, or tv due to the computer. Trapped means you can't get out so the Yankee tickets are pointless.

With that I give you my list.

Weed
Beer
Vodka
cell phone
Yankee hand towel I use for a jack rag

[Bossanova]

And if you have a computer just subscribe to mlb.com and watch the Yanks from there

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I wish i was trapped on a dessert island

fucking starving for some cake

[ZigZagBigBag]

1) trapeze
2) all-bran bars
3) box of chicostix
4) pogo-ball
5) vegemite

[PhishHead]

1) trapeze
2) all-bran bars
3) box of chicostix
4) pogo-ball
5) vegemite

you already have all the food you need, and a computer

I dont get what you would want with a trapeze, especially by yourself

[ZigZagBigBag]

you already have all the food you need, and a computer

I dont get what you would want with a trapeze, especially by yourself

i don't have any of those things in my house right now...if i gotta explain about the trapeze....well then...you're just not ready for the answer...maybe when you are older.

[Snoogans]

i don't have any of those things in my house right now...if i gotta explain about the trapeze....well then...you're just not ready for the answer...maybe when you are older.

im 24 ass, and you are BY YOURSELF since you chose not to bring a woman. Moron. Have fun masterbating with a trapeze

[A.J.]

http://www.wakinupwiththewolf.com/img/images/214_toe104.jpg

You're trapped on a desert island and you make your women wear clothing? PRUDE!

[FUNKMAN]

You're trapped on a desert island and you make your women wear clothing? PRUDE!

nobody likes munching a sandy clam

[ATMfromChico]

1. Mary Ann
2. Ginger the Movie Star
3. A bottle of lube
4. A bottle of day-after pills
5. A fucking patch-kit for the damn boat!

That's for an isand.

1. A gun with one bullet.

That's for Montana.

:drunk:

[jauble]

1 computer for XM and other "unofficial" uses
2 beer making kit
3 water balloon slingshot w/ water ballons
4 pot (hey if there is nothing else to do why not?)
5 a boat

[bigtim666]

1. A years supply of Beer
2. A years supply of Pot
3. My Laptop
4. An Internet Connection
5. A Generator

[patsopinion]

madden(something to play it on)
internet connection
smokes
a girl
my eleptical

[Snoogans]

1. A years supply of Beer
2. A years supply of Pot
3. My Laptop
4. An Internet Connection
5. A Generator

the place comes with food, electricity, and a computer.

[midwestjeff]

the place comes with food, electricity, and a computer.

Imagine your current apartment/house but now relocated to a nice desert island. And it's not a deserted island, so there are people there. You don't have to work. You have all the necessities of living. So the real question is,

"What five things would you like to have if your life was already made pretty much perfect?"
or
"Name five things you really enjoy."

[PhishHead]

Imagine your current apartment/house but now relocated to a nice desert island. And it's not a deserted island, so there are people there. You don't have to work. You have all the necessities of living. So the real question is,

"What five things would you like to have if your life was already made pretty much perfect?"
or
"Name five things you really enjoy."

hmm this post seems very similar to my post #5 in this thread

[Snoogans]

hmm this post seems very similar to my post #5 in this thread

yea, the one I made as you, you attempting to steal credit bastard

[PhishHead]

yea, the one I made as you, you attempting to steal credit bastard

it references my post at #5, which then states its by Snoogans. So it wasn't stealing credit it was saying refer to my post at #5. You want me to say refer to snoogans post at #5 then people would be looking for you name.

[Snoogans]

it references my post at #5, which then states its by Snoogans. So it wasn't steal credited it was saying refer to my post at #5. You want me to say refer to snoogans post at #5 then people would be looking for you name.

damn you and your lawyer speak

[STC-Dub]

1. Internet Access
2. XM so I can listen to Ron & Fez
3. My Dish Network
4. A TV for the Dish
5. My wife, that should probably be first.

[midwestjeff]

How would you get electricity on a Desert Island also. This is severely flawed

[Kevin]

I would ask for 500million dollars,but they would be worthless by the time i get rescued..

[DarkHippie]

1- my girlfriend
2- a few bricks of pot
3- pot seeds so i can grow it
4- a bong
5- a dog

i would've said books, but i can get most books on the interwebs

[Snoogans]

1- my girlfriend
2- a few bricks of pot
3- pot seeds so i can grow it
4- a bong
5- a dog

i would've said books, but i can get most books on the interwebs

yea, shit, if you have the computer, then you can order anything you want to your island. This actually rules. I wouldnt need anything, ill just order it later.

[Snoogans]

id bring a hotel and casino also, that I would own on my island that has electricity. That way people can pay to stay and then lose money to me.
2, obviously an airport so they can get there.
3 id bring a port
4 some hot chick
5 surf board

edit: I wouldnt even need to bring the hot chick, cause id be rich and they would be coming to my casino. So I can replace number 4 with a big enough supply of weed to last until first harvest of what i grow there

[ATMfromChico]

[QUOTE=DarkHippie;1552728]1- my girlfriend
2- a few bricks of pot
3- pot seeds so i can grow it
4- a bong
5- a dog

With that much pot which would you eat first? Your dog or your girlfriend?

[Snoogans]

ok i need a few adjustments. since I have the computer, I can order most things. so id bring this officially:
1 - Hotel and casino
2- airport
3 - seaport
4 - golf course
5 - GIANT skate park

all the other necc i already have. ill order a skate and a surfboard and all the other stuff, order seeds and buds from amsterdam

Phish made a good point, basically I am one of those awesome islands in Dubai

[DarkHippie]

[QUOTE=DarkHippie;1552728]1- my girlfriend
2- a few bricks of pot
3- pot seeds so i can grow it
4- a bong
5- a dog

With that much pot which would you eat first? Your dog or your girlfriend?

definately my girlfriend ;)

[Bulldogcakes]

Most of the responses seem to be giving some version of the same answers. We all love to eat, smoke pot and get laid. I was hoping for things that say something about you. Something along these lines.

-Something you've always wanted to do but never had the time for
-A family heirloom that has been in your family for generations that reminds you of someone
-A favorite CD, book, movie or artist you never seem to get tired of.
-Or something you use to do something you have a passion for doing.

Stuff like that. Also, forget the "trapped" part since some are hung up on it. You can come home in 6 months, now bring 5 things you can't live without and/or things you will get around to doing with all that time to yourself.

[Snoogans]

Most of the responses seem to be giving some version of the same answers. We all love to eat, smoke pot and get laid. I was hoping for things that say something about you. Something along these lines.

-Something you've always wanted to do but never had the time for
-A family heirloom that has been in your family for generations that reminds you of someone
-A favorite CD, book, movie or artist you never seem to get tired of.
-Or something you use to do something you have a passion for doing.

Stuff like that. Also, forget the "trapped" part since some are hung up on it. You can come home in 6 months, now bring 5 things you can't live without and/or things you will get around to doing with all that time to yourself.

why the fuck didnt you just post a thread sayin what of these types of shit would you most keep if you could only have 5

[Snoogans]

ok, so basically, im goin to jail for 6 months and get to bring 5 things?

This sucks alot more dick then my island, so I'll stay there, and you jailhouse faggots have fun

[ZigZagBigBag]

im 24 ass, and you are BY YOURSELF since you chose not to bring a woman. Moron. Have fun masterbating with a trapeze

ha ha! you got mad about a post on a messageboard! ...and the fact that you think the trapeze is for masturbation (note correct spelling)...well i just don't know what that says about you....you are just trapeze-challenged as they say.

[Snoogans]

ha ha! you got mad about a post on a messageboard! ...and the fact that you think the trapeze is for masturbation (note correct spelling)...well i just don't know what that says about you....you are just trapeze-challenged as they say.

it was just a joke cause when people are alone they masterbate.

[Snoogans]

and what family heirlum would you need for 6 moths? Some antique lamp you cant live without?

[DarkHippie]

and what family heirlum would you need for 6 moths? Some antique lamp you cant live without?

maybe a couch? I would take my couch

[Snoogans]

for 3 years, i kept this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass

[DarkHippie]

for 3 years, i kept this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass

mod quote?

[ATMfromChico]

Sigh. Okay here's my revised list for the island. This time with no reference to pot, getting laid, or whatever.

1. A sattelite phone with GPS tracking. (Yea! I'm off the island and now I get to change my 2 y/o's crappy diaper)


I'd still bring a gun with one bullet for Montana though.

[Fez4PrezN2008]

and what family heirlum would you need for 6 moths? Some antique lamp you cant live without?
LOTD !!!!!!
:lol::clap::thumbup::king:

[Snoogans]

I really have to slow down when I type. Ive been leaving out so many letters from words. The spelling i suck at usually, i know that, but damn

[Fallon]

yea, shit, if you have the computer, then you can order anything you want to your island. This actually rules. I wouldnt need anything, ill just order it later.

Hoohoo. He's ripping me off...

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[chubbyknuckles]

Fallon, for fucks sake if your online start a thread that can go back and forth for a least an hr. My dealine is 2am and i need some company!

[spoon]

Congrats on most retarded thread of the year BDC!!

Steve from Bayside strikes again!


This totally doesn't fit so it will! Enjoy!

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