What are you bitches doin?

[Snoogans]

40 something people signed in and NOBODY is posting. WAKE UP, SLUTS

[Gvac]

Tell me about it bro. Lately it's like pulling teeth around here.

It's what led me to create this thread. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=60458)

[Snoogans]

you had your 14 pages of glory, now step aside. Thread whore

[Hottub]

I'm figuring out a nice way to tell Matty to leave Billy the fuck alone.
This could take a minute.

[Gvac]

HAHAHA!

Maybe you and I should just have a conversation here Snoogs. Everyone else seems to be too awe struck to post.

[Snoogans]

they are just jerkin off to this right now, those sick bastards

[Hottub]

Go shit in your non existent hat, dick!

[Gvac]

If it doesn't pick up soon I'm gonna punch the clown, shower, and hit the rack.

Thanks for lulling me to sleep RFnet.

[FUNKMAN]

i'm working but not really... workload is light this evening so posting and catching a bit of the game. waitin for 2am to roll around so i can get home and catch some much needed zzzzz's

[Snoogans]

i cant believe you made it this long, GVac. Old people usually go to bed after their programs

[Hottub]

What are you bitches doing? That's the best you got?
You want people to post come up with a goodam topic.


Cunnilingus is usually good

[Gvac]

I'll have you know that the other two people who posted in this thread are both older than me.

[JPMNICK]

this site has been lagging since i started my new job which sucks the life out of me. i will quit soon and just post here full time.

[Hottub]

I'll have you know that the other two people who posted in this thread are both older than me.

Are we?

[Snoogans]

I'll have you know that the other two people who posted in this thread are both older than me.

yea, somehow this turned into the Assisted Posting Thread

[Gvac]

I'm tickling my wee wee with my thumb as we speak.

[Snoogans]

thanks, gvac. I spent an hour making cookies that i cant eat now

[Hottub]

I gotta take a quick shower, then time to Tickle The Tuna!!!:clap:

[Gvac]

It's the very same thumb you seen in Hottub's avatar.

Just ever so gently encircling the head.

I'm such a tease.

[Snoogans]

do we seriously have to fag up EVERY thread

[Gvac]

It's not gay if you do it to yourself.

Go ahead and try it.

[Hottub]

I thought that thumb was for the massaging of the anal sphinctor.

My bad,

[FUNKMAN]

i already dipped da weasel today... that's why i need my zzzz's, to recharge my 9 volt

[Snoogans]

what wonders viagra has brought that these 3 fine gentelman can still expirience that pleasure even at 106 years old

[Hottub]

Funk has turned into a real Sex-Machine.

Remember, bro. If she won't do you...

I WILL!

[FUNKMAN]

never had a hot mod... hmmmm

[Gvac]

No comment. :innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

bunch of homos, each and everyone of yuze

[Bossanova]

Did somebody mention fagging up a thread?

[Gvac]

Did somebody mention fagging up a thread?

HAHAHA! As if on cue!

How are you lover?

[Bossanova]

Im ok, knee is being an asshole today. How is my precious

[Gvac]

I feel like a million bucks sugar plum.

Sorry about your knee.

I wish I was there to kiss it and make it all better.

[FUNKMAN]

my dick hurts

[Bossanova]

I feel like a million bucks sugar plum.

Sorry about your knee.

I wish I was there to kiss it and make it all better.

Man, I love when you speak to me like that.

[DiabloSammich]

my dick hurts


After reading this thread I think my asshole hurts.

And not in a good way, either.

[Gvac]

I'm going strip naked and get all wet and soapy.

Think about that while I'm gone.

[TheGameHHH]

i wanna post in here, but this is the gayest thread ever. im almost too creeped out

[Kevin]

Oops sorry, walked into a Lemon Party here...

[TheGameHHH]

I'm going strip naked and get all wet and soapy.

Think about that while I'm gone.

what do u think ive been thinking about since i joined here in 2001?

[DiabloSammich]

And cue douggrasso in 3..2..1.....

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this thread is so gay that doug may str8 it up

[MellySmelly]

Sorry, I was drinking vodka and playing the piano and had RF.net minimized.

[Bossanova]

Gvac is wet and I have powdered my balls, now its getting fun

[FUNKMAN]

Sorry, I was drinking vodka and playing the piano and had RF.net minimized.

hey who let the lady in? hopefully she's strapped!

[chubbyknuckles]

Hey Gvac, I'm a new poster and all, but damn do you take shit about your age? Whats up with that.

The two types of Gvac post's I see are 1) Wow he's old or
2) wow he's the greatest guy ever.


So you're pretty much Gandalf, is the vibe I'm getting

[DiabloSammich]

Allright, there's a girl here. Do we all have to put our pants back on now??

[Bossanova]

Trust me Gvac's hog says anything but old

[MellySmelly]

hey who let the lady in? hopefully she's strapped!

I have a strap-on if that's what you mean.

[MellySmelly]

Allright, there's a girl here. Do we all have to put our pants back on now??

Don't put the cocks away on my behalf. :innocent:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i was stretching my legs in the stall, the toe tap meant nothing

[FUNKMAN]

I have a strap-on if that's what you mean.

okay you can stay :clap:

[Kevin]

Hey Gvac, I'm a new poster and all, but damn do you take shit about your age? Whats up with that.

The two types of Gvac post's I see are 1) Wow he's old or
2) wow he's the greatest guy ever.


So you're pretty much Gandalf, is the vibe I'm getting

Are you saying he is Sir Ian McKellen... An old gay entertainer??



Sounds about right.. I mean err HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT GVAC LIKE THAT!!!

[chubbyknuckles]

Gvac, i sincerly mean no insult, just pointing out that you have a very Chubby Knuckled fella on your side, who's going by the good notions on the web site rather than the bad

[Gvac]

Hey Gvac, I'm a new poster and all, but damn do you take shit about your age? Whats up with that.

The two types of Gvac post's I see are 1) Wow he's old or
2) wow he's the greatest guy ever.


So you're pretty much Gandalf, is the vibe I'm getting

Ha! It's all good, CK. The "Gvac is old" posts are due to a few factors, as far as I can tell -

1) people were absolutely astounded when they found out my age. they couldn't believe someone so handsome, sexy, and hilarious wasn't in his twenties and they've been fixated on it ever since

2) despite the fact that I'm younger than Opie, Anthony, Ron, Fez and about half the posters on this board they feel "safe" busting my balls because they know how incredibly cool I am

3) pure unadulterated jealousy

4) a complete lack of originality when it comes to humor.

[Fallon]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3544/gmassageedited1in8.jpg

[MellySmelly]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3544/gmassageedited1in8.jpg

Thanks for bringing the GHEY! :lol:

[midwestjeff]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4404/roflbotlolozd8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[mikeyboy]

Ha! It's all good, CK. The "Gvac is old" posts are due to a few factors, as far as I can tell -

1) people were absolutely astounded when they found out my age. they couldn't believe someone so handsome, sexy, and hilarious wasn't in his twenties and they've been fixated on it ever since

2) despite the fact that I'm younger than Opie, Anthony, Ron, Fez and about half the posters on this board they feel "safe" busting my balls because they know how incredibly cool I am

3) pure unadulterated jealousy

4) a complete lack of originality when it comes to humor.

I think I started it, and it really came down to the fact that I thought it was funny that I was busting Gvac's balls for being old when he's not that much older than I am. Most people missed that and jumped on the bandwagon, and then it got hack.

[Gvac]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4404/roflbotlolozd8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)



AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

[chubbyknuckles]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AWESOME!!!!!

Ok well in your favor Gvac, it's nice to know that Total coolness reverses the age process, and secondly:Is that you getting a handy from a fellar?

[Gvac]

Oh God no, chubby! I'm not that gay!

It's me getting my belly shaved by a fellar!

[sailor]

I think I started it, and it really came down to the fact that I thought it was funny that I was busting Gvac's balls for being old when he's not that much older than I am. Most people missed that and jumped on the bandwagon, and then it got hack.

mikeyboy's so old

[ralphbxny]

Oh God no, chubby! I'm not that gay!

It's me getting my belly shaved by a fellar!

I miss shaved belly Gvac!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

54 Members logged in and nothing happening , maybe snoogs was right,

[Gvac]

I miss shaved belly Gvac!!

He was the best!

[Hottub]

I'm in the TINR chat.
Listening to good music

[Gvac]

I'm waiting for my Chinese food. Where the fuck is it? They're usually fast as hell, and I'm starving over here.

Sons of bitches made me order too much because what I asked for wasn't enough for delivery. And now they make me wait.

[mikeyboy]

I'm waiting for my Chinese food. Where the fuck is it? They're usually fast as hell, and I'm starving over here.

Sons of bitches made me order too much because what I asked for wasn't enough for delivery. And now they make me wait.

don't open the door when they get there, and don't answer the phone (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=47720)

[drjoek]

I'm waiting for my Chinese food. Where the fuck is it? They're usually fast as hell, and I'm starving over here.

Sons of bitches made me order too much because what I asked for wasn't enough for delivery. And now they make me wait.

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/3544/gmassageedited1in8.jpg

Isn't eating too much Chinese food why you ended up like this???

[mikeyboy]

http://shaunmcclarty.blogspot.com/

Saturday, December 8, 2007
stuff

I havent written in awhile.

tsk tsk

[Gvac]

Isn't eating too much Chinese food why you ended up like this???

The gall bladder is long gone, Doc!

Anything goes!

I'm eating lard out of a can as I type.

[AngelAmy]

im at work







and i got caught on the board oopsie

[Gvac]

im at work







and i got caught on the board oopsie

Now you'll never get that promotion!

[AngelAmy]

Now you'll never get that promotion!

its not looking to good anyway :(

[Gvac]

Positive vibes kiddo...positive vibes.

[MellySmelly]

I'm thinking of suicide, anyone want to fuck before I die?

[Snoogans]

I'm thinking of suicide, anyone want to fuck before I die?

im hoping this is a joke

[MellySmelly]

im hoping this is a joke

Now that I've gotten my 1000 posts at RFnet, I can die a happy person, :)

[FUNKMAN]

I'm thinking of suicide, anyone want to fuck before I die?

absolutely! because after you fuck me you'll be wanting to live a long long time

:smile:

[MellySmelly]

absolutely! because after you fuck me you'll be wanting to live a long long time

:smile:

OK let's go! :clap:

[FUNKMAN]

absolutely! because after you fuck me you'll be wanting to live a long long time

:smile:

OK let's go! :clap:

so how was it for you, i'm exhausted!